Just Joking

Recoup · Recoup

A bloke went to a Tattooist to get his wife's name tattoot on his little fellow , well he missed out , the tattooist said that he din't had a needle small enough.

Possum3 · Possum3

In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a beautiful young woman who was waiting for a bus was wearing a tight mini skirt. As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus. Slightly embarrassed and wit...

Possum3 · Possum3

Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it had been a pretty busy day, though, so Peter had to tell the first one, Heavens getting pretty close to full today, and Ive been asked to admit only people who have had particularly horrible deaths. So whats your story? So the firs...

Possum3 · Possum3

Dear Wife, Im writing you this letter to tell you that Im leaving you for good. Ive been a good man to you in our 7 years of marriage & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been tough for me. Your boss notified me that you quit your job today & that was just too much to bear any longer. La...

Possum3 · Possum3

A Police Officer pulled over an elderly couple driving down the freeway He walks up to the drivers side window and asks the husband for his license and registration. The wife, hard of hearing, asks what?! What did he say to you? The husband replies he wants my license! The officer asks him if he knew how f...

Possum3 · Possum3

A Police officer pulled me over. He said "Papers" I said "Scissors - I win" - and drove off. The blighter must want a re-match, he's been chasing me for 20 minutes.

RustyD · RustyD

There are important questions to be answered about recent LGBTI bathroom legislation and whether transgender people will be permitted to use a restroom of the gender that they "identify" with or be required to use the restroom of their biological gender.If the latter, will public restrooms be re...

Possum3 · Possum3

I had a problem with my computer yesterday. So I called Eric, the 11-year-old next door, whose bedroom looks like Mission Control and asked him to come over. Eric clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem. As he was walking away, I called after him, So, what was wrong? He replied, It was an ID ten...

Possum3 · Possum3

There were two nuns One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL). It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.... SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he w...

Possum3 · Possum3

Husband called his wife on the phone: Honey Ive been asked to go fishing in China with my boss for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get the promotion. So could you please pack enough clothes for a week, set out my rod & fishing box. Were leaving from office & Ill swing by the house to pick m...

Phillipn · Phillipn

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Aussie Paul.

Possum3 · Possum3

A blind man was heading to visit distant relatives in Texas. When he arrived on the plane, he was surprised. These seats sure are big! The person next to him laughed. Everything is big in Texas. When he arrived at his hotel, he visited the bar for a glass of beer. Wow, this glass is enormous! he said.Ad. Ar...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Aussie Paul.

hako · hako

An air traffic control tower suddenly lost communication with a small twin engine aircraft! A moment later the tower land line rang and was answered by one of the controllers. The passenger riding with the pilot who lost communications was on a cellular ph...

Possum3 · Possum3

A cowboy rides into town on his horse and heads straight to the saloon for a drink. A few hours and a bottle of whiskey later, he walks out of the saloon. After a minute, he runs back in. All right! he yells. Who took my horse? No one says a thing. Right, says the cowboy. Im gonna give yall to the count of three....

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Aussie Paul.

Possum3 · Possum3

https://www.chicksontheright.com/2017/07/23/peyton-manning-retirement-home-best-thing-youll-see-day/

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Aussie Paul.

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	Tattooist (Preview) A bloke went to a Tattooist to get his wife's name tattoot on his little fellow , well he missed out , the tattooist said that he din't had a needle small enough.	Recoup	13	1778	02:55 PM Oct 20, 2017 by rgren2
	Texan. (Preview) In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a beautiful young woman who was waiting for a bus was wearing a tight mini skirt. As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus. Slightly embarrassed and wit...	Possum3	2	1116	07:57 AM Oct 17, 2017 by Blues Man
	How I Got Into Heaven.. (Preview) Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it had been a pretty busy day, though, so Peter had to tell the first one, Heavens getting pretty close to full today, and Ive been asked to admit only people who have had particularly horrible deaths. So whats your story? So the firs...	Possum3	2	1688	07:55 AM Oct 17, 2017 by Blues Man
	Divorce. (Preview) Dear Wife, Im writing you this letter to tell you that Im leaving you for good. Ive been a good man to you in our 7 years of marriage & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been tough for me. Your boss notified me that you quit your job today & that was just too much to bear any longer. La...	Possum3	2	1629	05:59 PM Oct 15, 2017 by Blues Man
	What'd say (Preview) A Police Officer pulled over an elderly couple driving down the freeway He walks up to the drivers side window and asks the husband for his license and registration. The wife, hard of hearing, asks what?! What did he say to you? The husband replies he wants my license! The officer asks him if he knew how f...	Possum3	1	1112	07:37 AM Oct 15, 2017 by Blues Man
	I win. (Preview) A Police officer pulled me over. He said "Papers" I said "Scissors - I win" - and drove off. The blighter must want a re-match, he's been chasing me for 20 minutes.	Possum3	1	1394	07:36 AM Oct 15, 2017 by Blues Man
	The Toilet (Preview) There are important questions to be answered about recent LGBTI bathroom legislation and whether transgender people will be permitted to use a restroom of the gender that they "identify" with or be required to use the restroom of their biological gender.If the latter, will public restrooms be re...	RustyD	1	1255	03:35 PM Oct 13, 2017 by Bryan
	Computer. (Preview) I had a problem with my computer yesterday. So I called Eric, the 11-year-old next door, whose bedroom looks like Mission Control and asked him to come over. Eric clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem. As he was walking away, I called after him, So, what was wrong? He replied, It was an ID ten...	Possum3	3	1338	09:14 PM Oct 12, 2017 by Cruising Cruze
	Two Nuns (Preview) There were two nuns One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL). It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.... SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he w...	Possum3	2	1308	04:49 PM Oct 11, 2017 by Blues Man
	Clever wife. (Preview) Husband called his wife on the phone: Honey Ive been asked to go fishing in China with my boss for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get the promotion. So could you please pack enough clothes for a week, set out my rod & fishing box. Were leaving from office & Ill swing by the house to pick m...	Possum3	2	1289	08:20 AM Oct 11, 2017 by jade46
	Please Waiter (Preview)	Phillipn	0	1182	10:07 PM Oct 9, 2017 by Phillipn
	Another MIL joke :) (Preview) Aussie Paul.	aussie_paul	1	1037	02:43 PM Oct 9, 2017 by Blues Man
	Texas. (Preview) A blind man was heading to visit distant relatives in Texas. When he arrived on the plane, he was surprised. These seats sure are big! The person next to him laughed. Everything is big in Texas. When he arrived at his hotel, he visited the bar for a glass of beer. Wow, this glass is enormous! he said.Ad. Ar...	Possum3	0	1088	06:53 PM Oct 8, 2017 by Possum3
	Romantic!!!! (Preview) Aussie Paul.	aussie_paul	1	1205	04:40 PM Oct 8, 2017 by grahos
	Aviation emergency. (Preview) An air traffic control tower suddenly lost communication with a small twin engine aircraft! A moment later the tower land line rang and was answered by one of the controllers. The passenger riding with the pilot who lost communications was on a cellular ph...	hako	0	1063	07:06 PM Oct 7, 2017 by hako
	Back in '71 (Preview) A cowboy rides into town on his horse and heads straight to the saloon for a drink. A few hours and a bottle of whiskey later, he walks out of the saloon. After a minute, he runs back in. All right! he yells. Who took my horse? No one says a thing. Right, says the cowboy. Im gonna give yall to the count of three....	Possum3	0	978	02:28 PM Oct 7, 2017 by Possum3
	One for the ladies... (Preview) Aussie Paul.	aussie_paul	2	1343	10:26 PM Oct 6, 2017 by RustyD
	Retirement Home (Preview) https://www.chicksontheright.com/2017/07/23/peyton-manning-retirement-home-best-thing-youll-see-day/	Possum3	1	1281	10:21 PM Oct 6, 2017 by RustyD
	Singles advert... (Preview) Aussie Paul.	aussie_paul	0	1210	12:20 PM Oct 6, 2017 by aussie_paul
	Thought Provoking Gender Poster..... (Preview)	Goldfinger	3	1115	10:51 AM Oct 6, 2017 by Bryan
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