Just Joking

Possum3 · Possum3

A Cop stopped me and asked "Do you know why I've been following you?", So I Said, "Because my TWEETS are funny". We laughed and slapped hands in a "High Five" Can someone please put up the $150 Bail for me.

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

TImpending Bathroom legislation.. here are important questions to be answered about recent LGBTI bathroom legislation and whether transgender people will be permitted to use a restroom of the gender that they "identify" with or be required to use the restroom of their biological gender.If the...

Possum3 · Possum3

"Mommy, why were you bouncing on Daddy's belly last night?" "Oh Honey, I Have to do that otherwise Daddy's belly will get Fat" "It won't work". "Why Honey?" "Coz the Babysitter keeps blowing him up again".

Possum3 · Possum3

This morning I was beaten up by a Busty Woman in an elevator. I was staring at her Boobs. She said, "'Would you please press One". So I did. I don't remember much after that.

Possum3 · Possum3

A teacher found one of her students crying in the playground one day. Whats wrong? she asked. Has someone been bullying you? No, the boy sobbed. I found a cat, but its dead. The teacher was shocked. How do you know the cat is dead? Because I pissed in his ear and he didnt move, the kid replied. YOU DID WH...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Aussie Paul.

67HR · 67HR

In the world of romance, one single rule applies: MAKE THE WOMAN HAPPY! Do something she likes, and you get points. Do something she dislikes, and points are subtracted. You don't get any points for doing something she expects. Sorry, that's the way the game is played. Here is a non-exhaustive...

JayDee · JayDee

A judge was interviewing a South Carolina woman regarding her pending divorce and asks, "What are the grounds for your divorce? "About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by. "No," he said, "I mean what is the foundation of this case? "It is made of concre...

Aus-Kiwi · Aus-Kiwi

Possum3 · Possum3

The day finally arrived: Forrest Gump dies and goes to Heaven. He is met at the Pearly Gates by Saint Peter himself. The gates are closed, however, and Forrest approaches the gatekeeper. Saint Peter says, Well, Forrest, its certainly good to see you. We have heard a lot about you. I must inform you that...

Possum3 · Possum3

.My stupid friend said that onions are the only food that makes you cry. - So I threw a coconut at his face

Possum3 · Possum3

Mom, I'm sorry for all the things I did as a Kid. Would you please take the curse off me - "That my Kid's will be ten times worse than me". Please, I simply can't take it any more. -- Edited by Possum3 on Thursday 16th of November 2017 01:23:07 PM

Possum3 · Possum3

If a Man says you're ugly...He is just being mean. If a Woman say's you're ugly... She is Just jealous. If a child says you're ugly... You're just ugly.

Possum3 · Possum3

Old couple sitting in a Doctor's waiting room on hard seats. He says, "We've been here so long my butt's asleep". She replies, I know, I've heard it snoring a couple of times".

Tony Bev · Tony Bev

Pick what are the following six pictures Take your time and have a good look The answers are at the bottom of the page Picture 1 Picture 2 Picture 3 Picture 4 Picture 5 Picture 6 And the correct answers are Scroll down a bit Picture 1 = Pool Table Picture 2 = Tap Dancer Picture 3 = Card Shark Picture 4 =...

Possum3 · Possum3

A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped and every once in a while a $20 fell out onto the sidewalk. Noticing this, a policeman stopped her, and said, Maam, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag. Oh, really? Darn it! s...

Possum3 · Possum3

Sorry could not copy and paste item. -- Edited by Possum3 on Tuesday 14th of November 2017 03:40:55 PM

Possum3 · Possum3

My first job was at an orange juice company, but I couldnt concentrate. Then I worked at a Jam Factory , but I got canned, After that I tried being a Tailor, but I wasnt suited for it it was only a sew sew job anyway. I tried working at a Muffler Factory, but that was too exhausting. I tried being a chef, I thoug...

Possum3 · Possum3

A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped and every once in a while a $20 fell out onto the sidewalk. Noticing this, a policeman stopped her, and said, Maam, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag. Oh, really? Darn it! s...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Aussie Paul.

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	Pulled over (Preview) A Cop stopped me and asked "Do you know why I've been following you?", So I Said, "Because my TWEETS are funny". We laughed and slapped hands in a "High Five" Can someone please put up the $150 Bail for me.	Possum3	1	1024	09:10 PM Nov 20, 2017 by madaboutled
	Pecker Checker... :) (Preview) TImpending Bathroom legislation.. here are important questions to be answered about recent LGBTI bathroom legislation and whether transgender people will be permitted to use a restroom of the gender that they "identify" with or be required to use the restroom of their biological gender.If the...	aussie_paul	6	1649	09:00 PM Nov 20, 2017 by madaboutled
	Because. (Preview) "Mommy, why were you bouncing on Daddy's belly last night?" "Oh Honey, I Have to do that otherwise Daddy's belly will get Fat" "It won't work". "Why Honey?" "Coz the Babysitter keeps blowing him up again".	Possum3	2	966	07:41 PM Nov 20, 2017 by Blues Man
	Elevator. (Preview) This morning I was beaten up by a Busty Woman in an elevator. I was staring at her Boobs. She said, "'Would you please press One". So I did. I don't remember much after that.	Possum3	2	1317	07:21 AM Nov 20, 2017 by Blues Man
	The cat. (Preview) A teacher found one of her students crying in the playground one day. Whats wrong? she asked. Has someone been bullying you? No, the boy sobbed. I found a cat, but its dead. The teacher was shocked. How do you know the cat is dead? Because I pissed in his ear and he didnt move, the kid replied. YOU DID WH...	Possum3	0	997	06:59 PM Nov 19, 2017 by Possum3
	Cat woman.. (Preview) Aussie Paul.	aussie_paul	2	1286	05:44 PM Nov 19, 2017 by grahos
	Romance "Oh so True" (Preview) In the world of romance, one single rule applies: MAKE THE WOMAN HAPPY! Do something she likes, and you get points. Do something she dislikes, and points are subtracted. You don't get any points for doing something she expects. Sorry, that's the way the game is played. Here is a non-exhaustive...	67HR	0	1219	11:35 PM Nov 18, 2017 by 67HR
	POOR judge (Preview) A judge was interviewing a South Carolina woman regarding her pending divorce and asks, "What are the grounds for your divorce? "About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by. "No," he said, "I mean what is the foundation of this case? "It is made of concre...	JayDee	1	1320	06:48 PM Nov 17, 2017 by Blues Man
	Reminds me of a few I know (Preview)	Aus-Kiwi	0	1142	09:18 PM Nov 16, 2017 by Aus-Kiwi
	Forrest Gump Vs St Peter. (Preview) The day finally arrived: Forrest Gump dies and goes to Heaven. He is met at the Pearly Gates by Saint Peter himself. The gates are closed, however, and Forrest approaches the gatekeeper. Saint Peter says, Well, Forrest, its certainly good to see you. We have heard a lot about you. I must inform you that...	Possum3	2	1426	07:20 PM Nov 16, 2017 by meetoo
	Onions (Preview) .My stupid friend said that onions are the only food that makes you cry. - So I threw a coconut at his face	Possum3	0	1227	01:29 PM Nov 16, 2017 by Possum3
	Mom's curse (Preview) Mom, I'm sorry for all the things I did as a Kid. Would you please take the curse off me - "That my Kid's will be ten times worse than me". Please, I simply can't take it any more. -- Edited by Possum3 on Thursday 16th of November 2017 01:23:07 PM	Possum3	0	1252	01:21 PM Nov 16, 2017 by Possum3
	Ugly logic (Preview) If a Man says you're ugly...He is just being mean. If a Woman say's you're ugly... She is Just jealous. If a child says you're ugly... You're just ugly.	Possum3	1	1525	10:15 AM Nov 16, 2017 by Blues Man
	Hard seat. (Preview) Old couple sitting in a Doctor's waiting room on hard seats. He says, "We've been here so long my butt's asleep". She replies, I know, I've heard it snoring a couple of times".	Possum3	1	1256	10:09 AM Nov 16, 2017 by Blues Man
	Pick the pictures (Preview) Pick what are the following six pictures Take your time and have a good look The answers are at the bottom of the page Picture 1 Picture 2 Picture 3 Picture 4 Picture 5 Picture 6 And the correct answers are Scroll down a bit Picture 1 = Pool Table Picture 2 = Tap Dancer Picture 3 = Card Shark Picture 4 =...	Tony Bev	0	920	11:36 PM Nov 15, 2017 by Tony Bev
	LOL (Preview) A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped and every once in a while a $20 fell out onto the sidewalk. Noticing this, a policeman stopped her, and said, Maam, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag. Oh, really? Darn it! s...	Possum3	1	1502	06:21 AM Nov 15, 2017 by Blues Man
	My Career (Preview) Sorry could not copy and paste item. -- Edited by Possum3 on Tuesday 14th of November 2017 03:40:55 PM	Possum3	3	1085	02:28 AM Nov 15, 2017 by Tony Bev
	MY CAREER - 2ND TRY (Preview) My first job was at an orange juice company, but I couldnt concentrate. Then I worked at a Jam Factory , but I got canned, After that I tried being a Tailor, but I wasnt suited for it it was only a sew sew job anyway. I tried working at a Muffler Factory, but that was too exhausting. I tried being a chef, I thoug...	Possum3	0	1163	05:58 PM Nov 14, 2017 by Possum3
	LOL (Preview) A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped and every once in a while a $20 fell out onto the sidewalk. Noticing this, a policeman stopped her, and said, Maam, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag. Oh, really? Darn it! s...	Possum3	0	1044	05:57 PM Nov 14, 2017 by Possum3
	lol.... (Preview) Aussie Paul.	aussie_paul	2	1417	05:30 PM Nov 14, 2017 by grahos
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