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What's for dinner
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The family were sitting down for Sunday lunch but for a change from the usual lamb or beef the choice was venison, so mother said to the two children guess what the meat is today, the brother and sister looked at the meat and discussed together what it could be but couldn't guess what it was, so mother gave...
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Spanners
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You may not get the joke right away ...
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Twoguys..
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wit & wisdom (2)
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"Funny how when you dial a wrong number, it's never engaged." "Nothing disappears quicker than a new idea in a mind that's closed." "They reckon that in 5yrs time there will be twice as much traffic about so, if you have to cross the road, better to do it now." "If you want to get to ninety don't look for it o...
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Paddy..
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Paddy is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk, when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river.He proceeds into the water, subsequently bumping into the preacher.The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of alcohol, whereupon, he asks him, "Are you ready to fi...
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Understanding Engineers..
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Understanding Engineers #1Two engineering students were biking across a university campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?"The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday, minding my own business, when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike, threw it to the gr...
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Sometimes..
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A little cat..
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A shark..
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What are a sharks two most favorite words?-Man overboard!
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Cranky Old Man..
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Cranky Old ManWhat do you see nurses? . . .. . .What do you see?What are you thinking .. . when you're looking at me?A cranky old man, . . . . . .not very wise,Uncertain of habit .. . . . . . . .. with faraway eyes?Who dribbles his food .. . ... . . and makes no reply.When you say in a loud voice . .'I do wish you'd try!...
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586
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Circle of Life
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Southern Cruizer
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Global Warming
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Southern Cruizer
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wsft..
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Wit and Wisdom
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Do you remember the days when folks would do without what they couldn't afford? Yawning is opening your mouth and wishing that others would shut theirs. You can always tell an egoist, but you can't tell him much. Some people take a holiday to get away from their problems. Others take the family with th...
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A young man..
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A young man, hired by a supermarket, reported for his first day of work.The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him abroom and said, "your first job will be to sweep out the store.""But I'm a college graduate," the young man replied indignantly."Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know that...
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How to measure current in fibre optic cables
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https://www.amazon.com.au/CP-05-Clamp-Current-200KHz-Oscilloscope/dp/B098JGN8BR
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Ouch!
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Today's society..
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An atheist..
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An atheist was walking through the woods one dayAn atheist was taking a walk through the woods. "What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals", he said to himself.As he continued walking alongside the river he heard a rustling in the bushes. Turning to look, he saw a 7 foot Bear c...
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M98ssing child..
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