Just Joking

Woody2 · Woody2

There are two statues in a park; One of a nude man and one of a nude woman. They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred years, when one day an angel comes down from the sky and, with a single gesture, brings the two to life. The angel tells them, 'As a reward for being so patient thr...

Yarra · Yarra

A man was riding a bus, minding his own business, when the gorgeous woman next to him started to breast-feed her baby. The baby wouldn't take it, so she said, "Come on sweetie, eat it all up or I'll have to give it to this nice man next to us."Five minutes later, the baby was still not feeding, so she said, "C...

Hendo · Hendo

A thoughtful Scottish husband was putting his coat and hat on to make his way down to the local pub. He turned to his wee wife before leaving and said, "Maggie - put your hat and coat on, lassie." 'She replied, 'Aw, Jock that's nice. Are you taking me tae the pub with you?" 'Nay," Jock replied "I'm t...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Aussie Paul.

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Aussie Paul.

Aus-Kiwi · Aus-Kiwi

I see Ansell has been bought out by Chinese company . Through stiff competition Aust condom company has been taken over .. Just what we need at our age !! Hard to believe .. Can imagine the adds ., Lol Dinkum condom . Etc

Woody2 · Woody2

The doctor, after an examination, sighed and said, 'I've got some bad news.You have cancer, and you'd best put your affairs in order..'The woman was shocked, but managed to compose herself and walk into thewaiting room where her daughter had been waiting. "Well, daughter, we women celebrate when t...

Woody2 · Woody2

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY.... Women are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched often.But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected.

Woody2 · Woody2

Little Billy was very sad....Bluey the budgie had died .. His Dad said " Look Son...There he is laying there on his back , with his little legs sticking up in the air.... God will come down from Heaven , pick him up by those legs and take him back to Heaven with him "... That satisfied Billy to think Bluey w...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Aussie Paul.

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

Housework was women's work. But one evening, Jenny arrived home from work to find the children bathed, one load of clothes in the washer and another in the dryer, dinner on the stove, and the table set. She was astonished --something's up. It turns out that Ralph had read an article that said wives wh...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Aussie Paul.

kiwijims · kiwijims

I thought you would want to know about this e-mail virus. Even the most advanced programs from Norton or McAfee cannot take care of this one. It appears to affect those who were born prior to 1955. Symptoms: 1. Causes you to send the same e-mail twice. 2. Causes you to send a blank e-mail! 3....

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

Cupie · Cupie

Hi .. This story reminds me of many of the mis-communications that take place on this forum. enjoy .. G THE INITIAL EMAIL MESSAGEHi Fred. This is Alan next door. I have a confession to make. I've been riddled with guilt these past few months and have been trying to get up the courage to tell you to y...

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

KFT · KFT

THINGS MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME: 1. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "Your room looks like a tornado hit it." 2. My mother taught me about RELIGION. "You better pray that comes out of the carpet." 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up I'm going to knock you into the middle of ne...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Aussie Paul.

Possum3 · Possum3

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	Quickie in the Bushes (Preview) There are two statues in a park; One of a nude man and one of a nude woman. They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred years, when one day an angel comes down from the sky and, with a single gesture, brings the two to life. The angel tells them, 'As a reward for being so patient thr...	Woody2	1	1006	09:22 AM May 30, 2017 by Blues Man
	The Nice Man Became Impatient (Preview) A man was riding a bus, minding his own business, when the gorgeous woman next to him started to breast-feed her baby. The baby wouldn't take it, so she said, "Come on sweetie, eat it all up or I'll have to give it to this nice man next to us."Five minutes later, the baby was still not feeding, so she said, "C...	Yarra	1	1076	09:19 AM May 30, 2017 by Blues Man
	Scottish husband (Preview) A thoughtful Scottish husband was putting his coat and hat on to make his way down to the local pub. He turned to his wee wife before leaving and said, "Maggie - put your hat and coat on, lassie." 'She replied, 'Aw, Jock that's nice. Are you taking me tae the pub with you?" 'Nay," Jock replied "I'm t...	Hendo	0	790	08:49 AM May 29, 2017 by Hendo
	A tiny bit rude... (Preview) Aussie Paul.	aussie_paul	0	874	10:14 PM May 27, 2017 by aussie_paul
	A little rude.. (Preview) Aussie Paul.	aussie_paul	0	797	10:12 PM May 27, 2017 by aussie_paul
	Condoms made offshore !! (Preview) I see Ansell has been bought out by Chinese company . Through stiff competition Aust condom company has been taken over .. Just what we need at our age !! Hard to believe .. Can imagine the adds ., Lol Dinkum condom . Etc	Aus-Kiwi	4	778	09:35 PM May 26, 2017 by woofta and precious
	Putting your affairs in order (Preview) The doctor, after an examination, sighed and said, 'I've got some bad news.You have cancer, and you'd best put your affairs in order..'The woman was shocked, but managed to compose herself and walk into thewaiting room where her daughter had been waiting. "Well, daughter, we women celebrate when t...	Woody2	0	854	07:15 PM May 26, 2017 by Woody2
	Thought for the day (Preview) THOUGHT FOR THE DAY.... Women are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched often.But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected.	Woody2	0	883	07:13 PM May 26, 2017 by Woody2
	Little Billy (Preview) Little Billy was very sad....Bluey the budgie had died .. His Dad said " Look Son...There he is laying there on his back , with his little legs sticking up in the air.... God will come down from Heaven , pick him up by those legs and take him back to Heaven with him "... That satisfied Billy to think Bluey w...	Woody2	0	687	10:51 AM May 26, 2017 by Woody2
	Caring???? (Preview) Aussie Paul.	aussie_paul	2	1135	01:08 AM May 26, 2017 by Tony Bev
	house work or sex (Preview) Housework was women's work. But one evening, Jenny arrived home from work to find the children bathed, one load of clothes in the washer and another in the dryer, dinner on the stove, and the table set. She was astonished --something's up. It turns out that Ralph had read an article that said wives wh...	Woody n Sue	1	857	10:42 PM May 23, 2017 by Tony Bev
	Oops... (Preview) Aussie Paul.	aussie_paul	0	867	05:34 PM May 23, 2017 by aussie_paul
	This latest Virus is known as the: C-Nile Virus (Preview) I thought you would want to know about this e-mail virus. Even the most advanced programs from Norton or McAfee cannot take care of this one. It appears to affect those who were born prior to 1955. Symptoms: 1. Causes you to send the same e-mail twice. 2. Causes you to send a blank e-mail! 3....	kiwijims	0	805	07:57 PM May 22, 2017 by kiwijims
	Rup stairs and grab my slippers please (caution a swear word in here ) (Preview)	Woody n Sue	2	904	06:43 PM May 22, 2017 by Robreen
	That eMail (Preview) Hi .. This story reminds me of many of the mis-communications that take place on this forum. enjoy .. G THE INITIAL EMAIL MESSAGEHi Fred. This is Alan next door. I have a confession to make. I've been riddled with guilt these past few months and have been trying to get up the courage to tell you to y...	Cupie	1	803	08:42 AM May 22, 2017 by Blues Man
	Changing positions (Preview)	Woody n Sue	0	920	11:50 AM May 21, 2017 by Woody n Sue
	Hippocritical (Preview)	Woody n Sue	0	726	11:44 AM May 21, 2017 by Woody n Sue
	Things My Mother Taught Me (Preview) THINGS MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME: 1. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "Your room looks like a tornado hit it." 2. My mother taught me about RELIGION. "You better pray that comes out of the carpet." 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up I'm going to knock you into the middle of ne...	KFT	2	823	08:40 AM May 21, 2017 by Blues Man
	A highly dangerous virus............ (Preview) Aussie Paul.	aussie_paul	1	869	08:37 AM May 21, 2017 by Blues Man
	Shopping: Men Vs Women. (Preview) https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B6W5Eai1t8VEOHpTRGlmUjRUS2s/view?pref=2&pli=1	Possum3	1	764	08:35 AM May 21, 2017 by Blues Man
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