A couple's only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon Quickie

with their 8-year old son in the flat, was to send him out on the
balcony with a Mars Bar and tell him to report on all the
street activities.

Their 8-year old began his commentary as his parents put
their plan into operation;

Theres a car being towed from the car park, he shouted.
An ambulance just drove past
Looks like the Andersons have visitors, he called out.
Matts riding a new bike!
Looks like the Sanders are moving!
Jason is on his skateboard!

After a few moments he announced,
The Coopers are having a shag!

Startled, his Mum and Dad shot up in bed!

Dad cautiously called out, How do you know that?

Jimmy Cooper is standing on his balcony with a Mars Bar.