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Testing
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An old man was wondering if his wife had a hearing problem and decided to put her to the test. One evening, he crept up on her while she was knitting in her favourite chair and whispered, Honey, can you hear me? After no response, he moved closer and said a little louder, Honey, can you hear me? Finally, he...
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A man walks into a Bar....
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A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender: Hey, if I show you something cool, can I get a free beer? The bartender scowls, and replies: It had better be really cool. The man takes a Ken doll-like figure out of his bag, and puts it on the bar before the bartender can protest, before also pulling out a tin...
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Some Irish Humour...
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An Irishman's first drink with his son...While reading an article last night about fathers and sons, memories came flooding back to the time I took me son out for his first pint.Off we went to our local pub only two blocks from the cottage.I got him a Guinness. He didn't like it, so I drank it.Then I got h...
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Bad Habit.
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I wish that my Robert would stop biting his nails, it gets me very upset, one lady said. My Calvin used to do the same thing, the other woman said. But I broke him of the habit. How? The first women asked. I hid his teeth.
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Who Wore It Better
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-- Edited by RustyD on Friday 2nd of February 2018 10:55:58 AM
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Some Pics
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I like to bet.
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A little old lady went into the headquarters of the Bank of America, one day, carrying a large bag of money. She insisted that she must speak with the president of the bank to open a savings account because, Its a lot of money! The receptionist objected, stating, You cant just walk in here and expect to s...
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Magic Frog.
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One day, a boy was walking down a road when a frog called to him, Boy, if you kiss me, I will turn into a beautiful princess. The boy picked up the frog, smiled at it, then placed the frog into his pocket. A few minutes later, the frog said, Boy, if you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, and I wil...
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DON'T YOU EVER STOP?
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An attorney arrived home late, after a very tough day trying to get a stay of execution for a client who was due to be hanged for murder at midnight. His last minute plea for clemency to the governor had failed and he was feeling worn out and depressed. As soon as he walked through the door at home, his wife...
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Modern Aesop's Fable
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A horse and a chicken were walking down a country road and they saw that there was some corn just across the ditch by the road. The horse walked over to eat the corn. Before he got to the corn he became stuck in the mud. For all his trying he could not get out of the mud. So he tells the chicken, Hey, go over to...
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Cold shower!
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Not a joke, a true story, but made me laugh lots....... until! 3am, second nite in our new (to us) van with ensuite. Darling wife goes for a wee. I hear a hell of a scream, a few expletives, then silence. Wife gets back in to bed, hair dripping wet. "What the bloody hell happened?" I ask. "I dumped the stupi...
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Boring Sermon.
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One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at her local church. Reverend, she said, I have a problem my husband keeps falling asleep during your sermons. Its very embarrassing. What should I do? I have an idea, said the minister. Take this hatpin with you. I will be able to tell when Mr. Jones...
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Church Gossip....
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Mildred, the church gossip, and self-appointed monitor of the church's morals,kept sticking her nose into other people's business. Several members did not approve of her extra- curricular activities,but feared her enough to maintain their silence.She made a mistake, however, when she accus...
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Family camping race call
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I have tried this before and it was blocked as potential spam, I cant see how. Ill try again https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=przuq9TDUFE -- Edited by drtooheys on Monday 29th of January 2018 03:07:03 PM
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Problem solving...
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Forensic students.
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An autopsy professor was giving an introductory lecture to a class of students. Standing over a corpse, he addressed the class. There are two things you need to make a career in medical forensics. First, you must have no fear. Having said that, he shoved his finger up the corpses anus, he then licked hi...
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Family Camping Trip
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=przuq9TDUFE
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New diet
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Yesterday I was at Costco, buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for my loyal pet, Owen, the Wonder Dog and was in the check-out line when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think I had, an elephant? So because I'm retired and have little to do, on impulse, I told her that no, I didn't have a dog,...
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Zoo Trip
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Its a beautiful warm spring day and a man and his wife are at the zoo. Shes wearing a cute, loose-fitting, pink spring dress, sleeveless with straps. As they walk through the ape exhibit and pass in front of a very large gorilla, the gorilla goes ape. He jumps up on the bars, holding on with one hand (and 2 f...
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God's work.
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A little girl got on her grandpas lap and asked, Did God make me? He sure did, the grandpa replied. Did God make you too? Yes sweetheart, the grandpa said. Well, the little girl said, looking at his wrinkles and white hair. He sure is doing a better job these days!
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