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Martha Jones, Room 302...
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A sweet grandmother telephoned St Marys Hospital. She timidly asked, Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?The operator said, Ill be glad to help, dear. Whats the name and room number of the patient?The grandmother in her weak, tremulous voice said, Martha Jones, Ro...
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This heron knows how to catch and eat a fish...
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Clever fisherman......or should that be fisherbird?......Swallows it whole........short download only....Hoo Roo
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Goldfinger
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.....I'll bet we've all done this at some time.....
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Very short download.....no gout...er ..I mean no doubt, we've all done this.......Hoo Roo
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Goldfinger
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What do you fear most about old age
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Woody n Sue
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Another 17 year old and the drug store
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Young 17 year old lad walks up to the counter in the chemist shop and says to the rather attractive young lady behind the counter. Ď would like 3 condoms miss. She replies. "Don't you miss me. He then says "alright made it 4 then please. Jay&Dee.
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Arthur
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A small boy named Arthur lived in the local village . None of his classmates liked him because of his stupidity, especially his teacher, who was always yelling at him "You are driving me crazy Arthur!!!!!" One day Arthur's mother came into school to check on how he was doing. The teacher told his mother...
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TRUE DEFINITION OF A CO-PILOT ~ NO BETTER EXPLANATION HAS EVER EVOLVED!
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Many years ago on a long trans-continental flight, an elderly lady asked if she could visit the ****pit. When she got up there, she found four crew. She asked the first what he did, and he explained that he was the Navigator and his responsibilities were to keep the aircraft on its track across the earth...
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Peace at Last!...I have to find this place!...may not be P/Correct.....
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Not a long download....not recommended for a lasting relationship..remember we're only joking!...lmao...Hoo Roo
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Goldfinger
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Do we all really need a 'Guiding Hand'........?.......
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Not a large download...I don't think I would abrogate my authority delegated in final scene!......lmao....Hoo Roo
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Goldfinger
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Can't you see I'm on the phone.....?.....?
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Rather predictable....however quite accurate and humorous.....lmao... Not a long download...Hoo Roo
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Goldfinger
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Mother's milk
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Biology Class - final exam Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam. The last question was, 'Name seven advantages of Mother's Milk', worth 70 points or none at all. One student, in particular, was hard put to think of seven advantages. He wrote: 1) It is perfect formula...
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A VERY REASONABLE WOMAN
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AFTER BEING MARRIED FOR 44 YEARS, I TOOK A CAREFUL LOOK AT MY WIFE ONE DAY AND SAID, "HONEY, 44 YEARS AGO WE HAD A CHEAP APARTMENT, A CHEAP CAR, SLEPT ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHED A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV, BUT I GOT TO SLEEP EVERY NIGHT WITH A HOT 25-YEAR-OLD GAL. NOW I HAVE A $500,000.00 HOME, A $45,000.00 CAR...
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What I Want In A Man!
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What I Want In A Man! Original List: age (20 something) 1.. Handsome 2. Charming 3. Financially successful 4. A caring listener 5. Witty 6. In good shape 7. Dresses with style 8. Appreciates finer things 9. Full of thoughtful surprises What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 32) 1. Nice looking 2. Open...
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I THINK YOU ARE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS
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I THINK YOU ARE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him.She says "Hello!".. He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says, 'Do you know me?' To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of m...
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Another lol....
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Just a couple of funnies
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Woody n Sue
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Intense Sport Training...the Grey Nomad way....
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Everything in moderation...only goes for about 15 seconds....just like us!.....Hoo Roo
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Goldfinger
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Simple Mathematics
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Found on the Refrigerator One Morning :My Dear Wife, You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 57 years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact...
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Moorey
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Bad Aim?.....on the contrary......
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Not a long download....Hoo Roo
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Goldfinger
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Donald and the press
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Trump invited the Pope for lunch on his mega yacht, the Pope accepted, and during lunch a puff of wind blew the pontiffs hat off, right into the water. It floated off about 50 feet, then the wind died down and it just floated in place. The crew and the secret service were scrambling to launch a boat to go get...
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