Just Joking

RustyD · RustyD

RustyD · RustyD

RustyD · RustyD

We used have this stuck on our fridge.

Possum3 · Possum3

A man met a beautiful lady and decided he wanted to marry her right away. She said, 'But we don't know anything about each other.' He said, 'That's all right, we'll learn about each other as we go along.' So she consented, they were married, and off they went on a honeymoon at a very nice resort. One mornin...

Possum3 · Possum3

The frequency of sexual activity of senior Males depends on where they were born. Statistics just released from Statistics Canada And The United Nations Board of Health Team, Revealed that: Australian men between 60 And 80 years of age, will on average, have sex Two to three times per week, where...

RustyD · RustyD

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Aussie Paul. -- Edited by aussie_paul on Sunday 16th of July 2017 08:12:41 PM

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Aussie Paul.

Woody2 · Woody2

A woman and her 12-year-old son were riding in a taxi in Detroit. It was raining and all the prostitutes were standing under awnings. "Mom," said the boy, "what are all those women doing?" "They're waiting for their husbands to get off work," she replied. The taxi driver turns around and says, "...

rgren2 · rgren2

FEMALE COMPASSION (NEVER TO BE UNDERESTIMATED)A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and no legs.Three women were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man.The first woman said 'Have you ever had a hug?'The man said 'No,' so she gave him a hug and walked on.The second woman said 'Ha...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Amber Traffic Light . . . The light turned amber, just in front of a fella. He did the right thing and stopped at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection. The tailgating woman behind him was furious, as she slammed on her brakes, and honked h...

RustyD · RustyD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbVz5V6DCds

Woody2 · Woody2

oldbloke · oldbloke

A police officer pulled over a bloke and asked him for his license, the bloke said "sorry I must have left it at home". The officer said "Ok, can you at least identify yourself"So the bloke adjusted his rear view mirror, took a quick look at himself and said: "Yes, it's me."

kiwijims · kiwijims

A WOMAN was flying from Melbourne to Brisbane . Unexpectedly, the plane was diverted to Sydney Along the way. The flight attendant explained that There would be a delay, and if the passengers wanted To get off the aircraft the plane would re-board In 50 minutes. Everybody got off the plane except one...

Possum3 · Possum3

When I was in the pub last-night I overheard a couple of d1ckheads saying that they wouldn't feel safe on a Aircraft if they knew the pilot was a woman! What a pair of sexist Tw*ts. I mean, it's not as if she'd have to reverse the flaming thing is it?. -- Edited by Possum3 on Tuesday 11th of July 2017 04:09:0...

kiwijims · kiwijims

K.J.

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

Hoo Roo.

Possum3 · Possum3

Ma and Pa were two hillbillies living out on a farm up in the hills. Pa has found out that the hole under the outhouse is full. He goes into the house and tells Ma that he doesn't know what to do to empty the hole. Ma says, "Why don't you go ask the young'n down the road? He must be smart 'cause he's a college grad...

Possum3 · Possum3

A husband and wife lost their jobs at the underwear factory, so attended the social Welfare to sign on. After they had finished, Paddy turned to the wife and asked "How Much a week did you get?" Mavis looked at her husband and said 350pw, what about you? Paddy Replied " 500pw" "That's outrageous discrim...

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	Hazardous Material (Preview)	RustyD	1	756	03:51 PM Jul 18, 2017 by warhorse
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	Olympian (Preview) A man met a beautiful lady and decided he wanted to marry her right away. She said, 'But we don't know anything about each other.' He said, 'That's all right, we'll learn about each other as we go along.' So she consented, they were married, and off they went on a honeymoon at a very nice resort. One mornin...	Possum3	0	684	10:05 AM Jul 18, 2017 by Possum3
	Senior Sex (Preview) The frequency of sexual activity of senior Males depends on where they were born. Statistics just released from Statistics Canada And The United Nations Board of Health Team, Revealed that: Australian men between 60 And 80 years of age, will on average, have sex Two to three times per week, where...	Possum3	0	1046	09:42 AM Jul 18, 2017 by Possum3
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	Ain't this the truth.. (Preview) Aussie Paul. -- Edited by aussie_paul on Sunday 16th of July 2017 08:12:41 PM	aussie_paul	1	857	09:43 PM Jul 16, 2017 by Aus-Kiwi
	Secure load... (Preview) Aussie Paul.	aussie_paul	1	878	02:21 PM Jul 16, 2017 by dave48
	Taxis drivers (Preview) A woman and her 12-year-old son were riding in a taxi in Detroit. It was raining and all the prostitutes were standing under awnings. "Mom," said the boy, "what are all those women doing?" "They're waiting for their husbands to get off work," she replied. The taxi driver turns around and says, "...	Woody2	2	919	12:42 PM Jul 16, 2017 by vinnos
	Compassion. (Preview) FEMALE COMPASSION (NEVER TO BE UNDERESTIMATED)A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and no legs.Three women were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man.The first woman said 'Have you ever had a hug?'The man said 'No,' so she gave him a hug and walked on.The second woman said 'Ha...	rgren2	1	864	12:28 PM Jul 16, 2017 by vinnos
	Amber Traffic Light . . . (Preview) Amber Traffic Light . . . The light turned amber, just in front of a fella. He did the right thing and stopped at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection. The tailgating woman behind him was furious, as she slammed on her brakes, and honked h...	aussie_paul	1	898	10:49 AM Jul 16, 2017 by Bryan
	Magic (Preview) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbVz5V6DCds	RustyD	0	792	04:06 PM Jul 15, 2017 by RustyD
	Could so be Australia (Preview)	Woody2	0	754	02:07 PM Jul 15, 2017 by Woody2
	Where's your licence? (Preview) A police officer pulled over a bloke and asked him for his license, the bloke said "sorry I must have left it at home". The officer said "Ok, can you at least identify yourself"So the bloke adjusted his rear view mirror, took a quick look at himself and said: "Yes, it's me."	oldbloke	0	758	01:14 PM Jul 15, 2017 by oldbloke
	WALKING THE DOG...... (Preview) A WOMAN was flying from Melbourne to Brisbane . Unexpectedly, the plane was diverted to Sydney Along the way. The flight attendant explained that There would be a delay, and if the passengers wanted To get off the aircraft the plane would re-board In 50 minutes. Everybody got off the plane except one...	kiwijims	1	992	07:52 PM Jul 11, 2017 by Woody2
	Another Airline (Preview) When I was in the pub last-night I overheard a couple of d1ckheads saying that they wouldn't feel safe on a Aircraft if they knew the pilot was a woman! What a pair of sexist Twts. I mean, it's not as if she'd have to reverse the flaming thing is it?. -- Edited by Possum3 on Tuesday 11th of July 2017 04:09:0...*	Possum3	1	906	06:43 PM Jul 11, 2017 by Felicia
	Irish Text (Preview) K.J.	kiwijims	0	843	06:06 AM Jul 11, 2017 by kiwijims
	Makes perfect sense to me.... (Preview) Hoo Roo.	Goldfinger	1	835	10:55 PM Jul 10, 2017 by warhorse
	Ma & Pa (Preview) Ma and Pa were two hillbillies living out on a farm up in the hills. Pa has found out that the hole under the outhouse is full. He goes into the house and tells Ma that he doesn't know what to do to empty the hole. Ma says, "Why don't you go ask the young'n down the road? He must be smart 'cause he's a college grad...	Possum3	0	904	10:12 PM Jul 9, 2017 by Possum3
	Diesel Fitter (Preview) A husband and wife lost their jobs at the underwear factory, so attended the social Welfare to sign on. After they had finished, Paddy turned to the wife and asked "How Much a week did you get?" Mavis looked at her husband and said 350pw, what about you? Paddy Replied " 500pw" "That's outrageous discrim...	Possum3	0	861	09:35 AM Jul 9, 2017 by Possum3
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