Just Joking

Waffleightis · Waffleightis

When entering the next campground...my brother and I will be ensuring our dash cameras are armed and ready...on zoom...due to our unique vehicles...every campground we enter, we hear the unmistakeable sound of jaws dropping and the sight of eyes boggling when we pull in driving our two Volvo 240 st...

Possum3 · Possum3

I walked into the bar the other day and there were three hefty ladies talking in what I guessed was a Scottish accent. I said; "Are you three Lassies from Scotland?" "It's Wales you idiot" one of them screamed at me. So I said; "Are you three whales from Scotland then?" That's the last thing I remember.

Magnarc · Magnarc

Deathbed Wishes: Doug Pender lived all his life in the Florida Keys and is on his deathbed and knows the end is near.His nurse, his wife, his daughter and two sons, are with him.He asks for two witnesses to be present and a camcorder be in place to record his last wishes, and when all is ready he begins to...

Possum3 · Possum3

One day, a man found a box in the back of his wardrobe and asked his wife about it. The woman opened the box and showed its contents to him. When we were first married, my grandmother told me the secret of a happy marriage was never to argue. She said if ever I got angry at you, I should just keep quiet and croch...

matildatraveller · matildatraveller

Here's a joke for all the dads and Grandads out there for Fathers Day... -- Edited by matildatraveller on Saturday 26th of August 2017 03:47:13 AM

rgren2 · rgren2

A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.Naturally the Doctor asked him 'What happened to YOU?''Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole we both sliced our golf balls in...

matildatraveller · matildatraveller

Thought this photo would put a smile on your dial...Gwynnie

Possum3 · Possum3

As Easter approached, Nancy turned to her husband and sighed.Ad. Article continues below. The children and grandchildren are all grown up and they dont live near us anymore. This will be the first year we havent dyed eggs and had an Easter hunt. John patted her leg. Its okay, honey. We can just hide ea...

Possum3 · Possum3

After church, Patricia stopped at her local Christian bookstore and picked up a Honk if you love Jesus bumper sticker. She didnt think it would work, but soon enough she was proven wrong. Stopped at an intersection and thinking about her love for the Lord, Patricia noticed that people behind her were...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

This time the girl picked the wrong guyA man was looking for a place to sit in a crowded university library. He asked a girl, "Do you mind if I sit beside you?"The girl replied, in a loud voice, "NO, I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!"All the people in the library started staring at the man, who was dee...

Possum3 · Possum3

Nicole was always getting in trouble for falling asleep at Sunday school. One day, the teacher called on her to answer a question. Tell me, Nicole, who created the universe? Nicole was sleeping and Stevie, who was sitting next to her, took his pencil and poked Nicole in the leg. God Almighty! Nicole s...

Moorey · Moorey

TWO PRAWNS Far away in the tropical waters of the Coral Sea , two prawns were swimming around. One called Justin and the other called Christian. The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that inhabited the area. Finally one day Justin said to Christian, 'I'm fed up with being...

Des and Jane · Des and Jane

You can tell you're getting old when...Wet Dreams & Dry Farts swap places!

Des and Jane · Des and Jane

Just installed new Strobe Lights in the bedroom...... Now it looks like the wife is actually moving when we have sex

Possum3 · Possum3

A teenage boy was delivering papers to an apartment house. While there, a stunning young woman came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes wearing only a robe. The boy smiled at the young woman and she started up a conversation with him. As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that s...

67HR · 67HR

Disappointment (noun) Running into a wall with an erection and breaking your nose. -- Edited by 67HR on Monday 21st of August 2017 10:57:32 PM

Hey Jim · Hey Jim

Recoup · Recoup

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76OlqSd_5k8 cheers -- Edited by Recoup on Monday 21st of August 2017 01:13:54 PM

Possum3 · Possum3

https://www.youtube.com/embed/prfCkIOdeAc?rel=0&controls=0&showinfo=0

Hey Jim · Hey Jim

-- Edited by Hey Jim on Saturday 19th of August 2017 09:50:00 AM

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	Real life...no joke... (Preview) When entering the next campground...my brother and I will be ensuring our dash cameras are armed and ready...on zoom...due to our unique vehicles...every campground we enter, we hear the unmistakeable sound of jaws dropping and the sight of eyes boggling when we pull in driving our two Volvo 240 st...	Waffleightis	3	1004	07:47 PM Sep 4, 2017 by Waffleightis
	Accent (Preview) I walked into the bar the other day and there were three hefty ladies talking in what I guessed was a Scottish accent. I said; "Are you three Lassies from Scotland?" "It's Wales you idiot" one of them screamed at me. So I said; "Are you three whales from Scotland then?" That's the last thing I remember.	Possum3	0	1274	12:05 PM Aug 29, 2017 by Possum3
	Death bed. (Preview) Deathbed Wishes: Doug Pender lived all his life in the Florida Keys and is on his deathbed and knows the end is near.His nurse, his wife, his daughter and two sons, are with him.He asks for two witnesses to be present and a camcorder be in place to record his last wishes, and when all is ready he begins to...	Magnarc	0	1367	12:20 PM Aug 28, 2017 by Magnarc
	Chrochet doll (Preview) One day, a man found a box in the back of his wardrobe and asked his wife about it. The woman opened the box and showed its contents to him. When we were first married, my grandmother told me the secret of a happy marriage was never to argue. She said if ever I got angry at you, I should just keep quiet and croch...	Possum3	1	1321	12:40 AM Aug 27, 2017 by Jewel
	One for all the Dads & Grandads on fathers day....... (Preview) Here's a joke for all the dads and Grandads out there for Fathers Day... -- Edited by matildatraveller on Saturday 26th of August 2017 03:47:13 AM	matildatraveller	0	1274	03:45 AM Aug 26, 2017 by matildatraveller
	A cows tail (Preview) A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.Naturally the Doctor asked him 'What happened to YOU?''Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole we both sliced our golf balls in...	rgren2	1	1064	03:30 AM Aug 26, 2017 by matildatraveller
	Two little....... (Preview) Thought this photo would put a smile on your dial...Gwynnie	matildatraveller	0	1192	06:38 PM Aug 25, 2017 by matildatraveller
	Senior Easter (Preview) As Easter approached, Nancy turned to her husband and sighed.Ad. Article continues below. The children and grandchildren are all grown up and they dont live near us anymore. This will be the first year we havent dyed eggs and had an Easter hunt. John patted her leg. Its okay, honey. We can just hide ea...	Possum3	0	1455	03:30 PM Aug 25, 2017 by Possum3
	Honk for Jesus (Preview) After church, Patricia stopped at her local Christian bookstore and picked up a Honk if you love Jesus bumper sticker. She didnt think it would work, but soon enough she was proven wrong. Stopped at an intersection and thinking about her love for the Lord, Patricia noticed that people behind her were...	Possum3	0	971	03:29 PM Aug 25, 2017 by Possum3
	Whispering In The Library.... (Preview) This time the girl picked the wrong guyA man was looking for a place to sit in a crowded university library. He asked a girl, "Do you mind if I sit beside you?"The girl replied, in a loud voice, "NO, I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!"All the people in the library started staring at the man, who was dee...	aussie_paul	0	1085	08:44 PM Aug 24, 2017 by aussie_paul
	Sunday school. (Preview) Nicole was always getting in trouble for falling asleep at Sunday school. One day, the teacher called on her to answer a question. Tell me, Nicole, who created the universe? Nicole was sleeping and Stevie, who was sitting next to her, took his pencil and poked Nicole in the leg. God Almighty! Nicole s...	Possum3	1	1809	07:07 PM Aug 23, 2017 by Woody2
	Two Prawns (Preview) *TWO* *PRAWNS* *Far away in the tropical waters of the Coral Sea , two prawns were swimming around.* *One called Justin and the other called Christian.* *The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that inhabited the area.* *Finally one day Justin said to Christian, 'I'm fed up with being...*	Moorey	2	941	04:46 PM Aug 22, 2017 by rickeng
	Getting old... (Preview) You can tell you're getting old when...Wet Dreams & Dry Farts swap places!	Des and Jane	2	914	04:31 PM Aug 22, 2017 by rickeng
	Strobe Lights (Preview) Just installed new Strobe Lights in the bedroom...... Now it looks like the wife is actually moving when we have sex	Des and Jane	1	834	04:25 PM Aug 22, 2017 by rickeng
	Best part (Preview) A teenage boy was delivering papers to an apartment house. While there, a stunning young woman came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes wearing only a robe. The boy smiled at the young woman and she started up a conversation with him. As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that s...	Possum3	2	886	04:14 PM Aug 22, 2017 by rickeng
	Disappointment (Preview) Disappointment (noun) Running into a wall with an erection and breaking your nose. -- Edited by 67HR on Monday 21st of August 2017 10:57:32 PM	67HR	1	1254	08:44 AM Aug 22, 2017 by Possum3
	Oh dear (Preview)	Hey Jim	3	1557	04:34 PM Aug 21, 2017 by Pete49
	US Navy vs Lighthouse (Preview) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76OlqSd_5k8 cheers -- Edited by Recoup on Monday 21st of August 2017 01:13:54 PM	Recoup	0	1825	01:13 PM Aug 21, 2017 by Recoup
	Where's my keys? (Preview) https://www.youtube.com/embed/prfCkIOdeAc?rel=0&controls=0&showinfo=0	Possum3	0	1529	08:07 AM Aug 20, 2017 by Possum3
	Pauline (Preview) -- Edited by Hey Jim on Saturday 19th of August 2017 09:50:00 AM	Hey Jim	0	1294	09:46 AM Aug 19, 2017 by Hey Jim
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