A homeless guy is traveling down a country lane, tired and hungry he comes across a Pub called the "George and the Dragon." Although it's late and the Pub is closed he knocks on the door. The innkeeper's wife sticks her head out of a window. "Could I have some food?" he asks.
The woman glances at his shabby clothes and obviously poor condition and sternly says, "No!"
"Any chance of a pint of ale then?" "No!" she says again. "Could I at least sleep in your barn?" "No!" By this time, she was shouting. The down-and-out says, "OK then might I please...?" "What now?" the woman shouts impatiently. "Might I please have a word with George?.
