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Mystery
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An Irishman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer were sitting together in a carriage in a train. Suddenly the train went through a tunnel and as it was an old style train, there were no lights in the carriages and it went completely dark. Then there was a kissing noise and the sound of a really loud slap. W...
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757
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Geography
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GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa - half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful! Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe - well-developed and open to trade, especially well-developed and open to trade, especially... Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spai...
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753
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What fantastic M/Bike riding skills she 'Displays'......
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The dangers of riding at high speed?.....lmao...Hoo Roo... short video..
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Goldfinger
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708
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WHY WE LOVE OLD PEOPLE
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A farmer stopped by the local mechanics shop to have his truck fixed. They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and would just walk home.On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket and a gallon of paint.He then stopped by the feed store and picked up...
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Yarra
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876
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The cat.
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My husband and i were dressed and ready to go out for a lovely evening of dinner and theatre. Having been burgled in the past, we turned on a 'night light' and the answering machine, then put the cat in the backyard. When our cab arrived, we walked out our front door and our rather tubby cat scooted between...
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710
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Opinion Poll
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Phillipn
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716
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..Pity........the Cheerleaders song would have been interesting.....lol..
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Goldfinger
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666
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Drs Office.
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There's nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients. I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it. An 86 year old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk... The Recep...
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1032
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Suspicious Husbands...
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When you gotta weeee.......Hoo Roo
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Goldfinger
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lol.............
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aussie_paul
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Maria & Mario get Married
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The big day had finally arrived and the newly weds are very happy. They attend the wedding reception with all their friends and family. Every thing go's as planned and both are so happy the reception go's on into the night. Maria's Mumma go's over to her daughter and tells her its time to do her duty and t...
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Hey Jim
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908
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Arguing
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aussie_paul
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Dickheads with Guns....Not long video....
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These should carry a warning..'Not to Be Bred With!'.......Hoo Roo
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Goldfinger
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Modern marriage...
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I think we are all getting old at the right time/period....here's how a modern marriage may go....Hoo Roo Dearest Dad, I am coming home to get married soon, so get your cheque book out. I'm in love with a boy who is far away from me. As you know I'm in Australia....and he lives in Scotland. We met on a dat...
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Goldfinger
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705
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Some humourous trueisms here..
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I like the one, where we used to describe our knees as left or right when we were younger...Hoo Rool
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Goldfinger
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Tickled Me- a little language
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New Hinge.
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Bob was fixing a door and he found that he needed a new hinge, so he sent his wife Mary to the hardware store. At the hardware store, Mary saw a beautiful teapot on a top shelf while she was waiting for Carl, the manager, to finish waiting on a customer. When Carl was finished, Mary asked "How much for the tea...
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The 65 year old Lady......
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A 65 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the Hospital. While on the operating table she had a 'near death' experience..... Seeing God, she asked.."Is my time up?"... God said, " No you have another 33 years, 2 months, 8 days, four hours and 31 minutes to live....." Since she had so much tim...
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Goldfinger
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The Kiss!.......then the fights begin.....lol
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Short Download....Hoo Roo
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Goldfinger
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78 couple.Going to Drs .Sex therapist ..
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A couple, both age 78, went to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?" The man said, "Will you watch us have sex?" The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed. When the couple finished, the doctor said, "There's nothing wrong with the way you have sex," and charged them 50. Thi...
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