In an alcohol factory the regular taster died and the director started looking for a new one to hire. A drunkard with a ragged, dirty look came to apply for the position.
The director of the factory wondered how to send him away. They tested him. They gave him a glass with a drink. He tried it and said "It's red wine, a muscat, three years old, grown on a north slope, matured in steel containers".
"That's correct" said the boss.
Another glass.
"It's red wine, cabernet, eight years old, a southwestern slope, oak barrels".
"Correct".
The director was astonished.
He winked at his secretary to suggest something. She brought in a glass of urine.
The alcoholic tried it. "It's a blonde, 26 years old, pregnant in the third month. And if you don't give me the job, I'll tell who the father is!"
