Just Joking

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Aussie Paul.

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

Housework was women's work. But one evening, Jenny arrived home from work to find the children bathed, one load of clothes in the washer and another in the dryer, dinner on the stove, and the table set. She was astonished --something's up. It turns out that Ralph had read an article that said wives wh...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Aussie Paul.

kiwijims · kiwijims

I thought you would want to know about this e-mail virus. Even the most advanced programs from Norton or McAfee cannot take care of this one. It appears to affect those who were born prior to 1955. Symptoms: 1. Causes you to send the same e-mail twice. 2. Causes you to send a blank e-mail! 3....

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

Cupie · Cupie

Hi .. This story reminds me of many of the mis-communications that take place on this forum. enjoy .. G THE INITIAL EMAIL MESSAGEHi Fred. This is Alan next door. I have a confession to make. I've been riddled with guilt these past few months and have been trying to get up the courage to tell you to y...

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

KFT · KFT

THINGS MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME: 1. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "Your room looks like a tornado hit it." 2. My mother taught me about RELIGION. "You better pray that comes out of the carpet." 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up I'm going to knock you into the middle of ne...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Aussie Paul.

Possum3 · Possum3

https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B6W5Eai1t8VEOHpTRGlmUjRUS2s/view?pref=2&pli=1

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A man was looking for a place to sit in a crowded university library. He asked a girl: "Do you mind if I sit beside you?" The girl replied, in a loud voice "NO, I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!" All the people in the library started staring at the man, who was deeply embarrassed and moved to anothe...

Possum3 · Possum3

A man sees a sign outside a house - 'Talking Dog For Sale.' He rings the bell, the owner appears and tells him the dog can be viewed in the back garden. The man sees a very nice looking Labrador Retriever sitting there. "Do you really talk?" he asks the dog. "Yes," the Labrador replies. After recovering fr...

Possum3 · Possum3

Two old ladies were chatting over lunch. Before long their conversation turned to their husbands, and as usual there was plenty of complaining.One says to the other, So Harold brought a dozen long-stemmed roses home last night. You know what that means? Im going to spend all weekend with my legs in t...

Woody2 · Woody2

A woman stopped by, unannounced, at her son's house. She knocked on the door then immediately walked in. She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room. 'What are you doing?' she asked. 'I'm waiting fo...

Possum3 · Possum3

Rules of Possession - For Toddlers (and my wife). 1. If I like it - It's mine. 2. If it's in my hand - It's mine. 3. If I can take it from you - It's mine. 4. I I had it a little while ago - It's mine. 5. If it is mine, it must never ever appear to be yours. 6. If it looks like mine - It's mine. 7. If I'm doing or building so...

Woody2 · Woody2

A round of Golf Two old friends were just about to tee off at the first hole of their local golf course when a guy carrying a golf bag called out to them, 'Do you mind if I join you? My partner didn't turn up.' 'Sure,' they said, 'You're welcome.' So they started playing and enjoyed the game and the company...

Woody2 · Woody2

A frustrated wife buys a pair of crotch-less panties in an attempt to spice up her dead sex-life. She puts them on, together with a short skirt and sits on the sofa opposite her husband. At strategic moments, she uncrosses her legs ... enough times till her husband says... "Are you wear...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Aussie Paul.

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

....now I did not expect this!......Hoo Roo

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	Caring???? (Preview) Aussie Paul.	aussie_paul	2	1103	01:08 AM May 26, 2017 by Tony Bev
	house work or sex (Preview) Housework was women's work. But one evening, Jenny arrived home from work to find the children bathed, one load of clothes in the washer and another in the dryer, dinner on the stove, and the table set. She was astonished --something's up. It turns out that Ralph had read an article that said wives wh...	Woody n Sue	1	833	10:42 PM May 23, 2017 by Tony Bev
	Oops... (Preview) Aussie Paul.	aussie_paul	0	850	05:34 PM May 23, 2017 by aussie_paul
	This latest Virus is known as the: C-Nile Virus (Preview) I thought you would want to know about this e-mail virus. Even the most advanced programs from Norton or McAfee cannot take care of this one. It appears to affect those who were born prior to 1955. Symptoms: 1. Causes you to send the same e-mail twice. 2. Causes you to send a blank e-mail! 3....	kiwijims	0	790	07:57 PM May 22, 2017 by kiwijims
	Rup stairs and grab my slippers please (caution a swear word in here ) (Preview)	Woody n Sue	2	894	06:43 PM May 22, 2017 by Robreen
	That eMail (Preview) Hi .. This story reminds me of many of the mis-communications that take place on this forum. enjoy .. G THE INITIAL EMAIL MESSAGEHi Fred. This is Alan next door. I have a confession to make. I've been riddled with guilt these past few months and have been trying to get up the courage to tell you to y...	Cupie	1	783	08:42 AM May 22, 2017 by Blues Man
	Changing positions (Preview)	Woody n Sue	0	904	11:50 AM May 21, 2017 by Woody n Sue
	Hippocritical (Preview)	Woody n Sue	0	684	11:44 AM May 21, 2017 by Woody n Sue
	Things My Mother Taught Me (Preview) THINGS MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME: 1. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "Your room looks like a tornado hit it." 2. My mother taught me about RELIGION. "You better pray that comes out of the carpet." 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up I'm going to knock you into the middle of ne...	KFT	2	807	08:40 AM May 21, 2017 by Blues Man
	A highly dangerous virus............ (Preview) Aussie Paul.	aussie_paul	1	852	08:37 AM May 21, 2017 by Blues Man
	Shopping: Men Vs Women. (Preview) https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B6W5Eai1t8VEOHpTRGlmUjRUS2s/view?pref=2&pli=1	Possum3	1	748	08:35 AM May 21, 2017 by Blues Man
	Sorry Dmax... (Preview) A man was looking for a place to sit in a crowded university library. He asked a girl: "Do you mind if I sit beside you?" The girl replied, in a loud voice "NO, I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!" All the people in the library started staring at the man, who was deeply embarrassed and moved to anothe...	aussie_paul	3	909	08:33 AM May 20, 2017 by Blues Man
	Dog for sale. C&P from friend in Glasgow. (Preview) A man sees a sign outside a house - 'Talking Dog For Sale.' He rings the bell, the owner appears and tells him the dog can be viewed in the back garden. The man sees a very nice looking Labrador Retriever sitting there. "Do you really talk?" he asks the dog. "Yes," the Labrador replies. After recovering fr...	Possum3	1	898	11:39 AM May 19, 2017 by Blues Man
	Long stemmed roses. (Preview) Two old ladies were chatting over lunch. Before long their conversation turned to their husbands, and as usual there was plenty of complaining.One says to the other, So Harold brought a dozen long-stemmed roses home last night. You know what that means? Im going to spend all weekend with my legs in t...	Possum3	2	977	11:36 AM May 19, 2017 by Blues Man
	Love dress (Preview) A woman stopped by, unannounced, at her son's house. She knocked on the door then immediately walked in. She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room. 'What are you doing?' she asked. 'I'm waiting fo...	Woody2	2	1077	12:23 PM May 17, 2017 by rockylizard
	Possession (Preview) Rules of Possession - For Toddlers (and my wife). 1. If I like it - It's mine. 2. If it's in my hand - It's mine. 3. If I can take it from you - It's mine. 4. I I had it a little while ago - It's mine. 5. If it is mine, it must never ever appear to be yours. 6. If it looks like mine - It's mine. 7. If I'm doing or building so...	Possum3	0	1059	10:36 AM May 17, 2017 by Possum3
	A round of golf (Preview) A round of Golf Two old friends were just about to tee off at the first hole of their local golf course when a guy carrying a golf bag called out to them, 'Do you mind if I join you? My partner didn't turn up.' 'Sure,' they said, 'You're welcome.' So they started playing and enjoyed the game and the company...	Woody2	1	863	07:19 AM May 15, 2017 by Blues Man
	Never heard the gunshot (Preview) A frustrated wife buys a pair of crotch-less panties in an attempt to spice up her dead sex-life. She puts them on, together with a short skirt and sits on the sofa opposite her husband. At strategic moments, she uncrosses her legs ... enough times till her husband says... "Are you wear...	Woody2	1	901	07:16 AM May 15, 2017 by Blues Man
	Blonds and Didneyland... (Preview) Aussie Paul.	aussie_paul	1	1149	07:14 AM May 15, 2017 by Blues Man
	Separate single beds can be soooo inconvenient! (Preview) ....now I did not expect this!......Hoo Roo	Goldfinger	0	1016	06:27 PM May 12, 2017 by Goldfinger
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