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aussie_paul


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Pastor, my dog is dead. Could there be a service for the poor creature?

Pastor replied,

No, we cannot have service for an animal in the church. But there is a new church down the road. Maybe they will do something for the animal.

The man answered

Pastor, but do you think they will accept a donation of $250,000 in return for the burial service?

Pastor exclaimed,

Sweet Jesus! Why didnt u tell me that dog was a Christian. biggrinbiggrin

 

Aussie Paul. 



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I can imagine Dave Allen (6 July 1936 10 March 2005) telling that one. But the dog was Catholic, to be sure.

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