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Great sex quotes
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SomeGreat Sex Quotes!"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz SL500." - Lynn Lavner "It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married." - George Burns "Women might be able to fake...
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Evolution of the dinosaur
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Last school day
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On the last day of school, the children brought gifts for their teacher.The supermarket manager's daughter brought the teacher basket of assorted fruit.The florist's son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers.The Sweet Shop owner's daughter gave the teacher a pretty box of assorted sweets.Th...
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Taxi!
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A woman and her twelve-year-old son were riding in a taxi in Detroit.It was raining and all the prostitutes were standing under awnings."Mom," said the boy, "what are all those women doing?""They're waiting for their husbands to get off work," she replied.The taxi driver turns around and says, "Ge...
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Another Blond Joke
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A blonde teenager, wanting to earn some extra money for the summer, decided to hire herself out as a "handy-woman"She started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do."Well, I guess I could use som...
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Support.
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A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked uptothe woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for mywife.""What type of bra?" asked the clerk." Type?" inquires the man, "There's more than one type?"Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in e...
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Sail boat fuel
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Broadband in the Bush
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An oldie but a goodie....................Aussie Computer Terminology - Getting ready for Broadband in the bush!! A little bit of Aussie culcha. LOGON: Adding wood to make the barbie hotter.LOG OFF: Not adding any more wood to the barbie.MONITOR: Keeping an eye on the barbie.DOWNLOAD: Get...
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Obscene Phone Call
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The phone rings, a woman answers, "Hello".A pervert, with heavy breathing, says, "I bet you have a tight butt with no hair!"The woman replies, "Yes I do, he's watching golf - who shall I say is calling?"
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92 yrs old
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An elderly man walks into a confessional. The following conversation ensues: Man: 'I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren. Yesterday, I picked up two college girls, hitch-hiking. We went to a motel, where I had sex with each o...
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Forgive me ,father
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There once was a religious young woman who went to Confession. Upon entering the confessional, she said, 'Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. ' The priest said, 'Confess your sins and be forgiven.' The young woman said, 'Last night my boyfriend made mad passionate love to me seven times.' The prie...
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Irish no 2
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Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside with only a pet dog for company. One day the dog died, and Muldoon went to the parish priest and asked, 'Father, my dog is dead. Could ya' be saying' a mass for the poor creature?'Father Patrick replied, 'I'm afraid not; we cannot have services for an ani...
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Irish no1
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An Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest, 'I almost had an affair with a woman. The priest said, 'What do you mean, almost?' The Irishman said, 'Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped. The priest said, 'Rubbing together is the same as putting it in. You're no...
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A lesson for men
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A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight, live longer than the men who mention it.
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Beryl's marriage problem
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A woman spots an attractive man at a party
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A man was on a bus when this happened
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.....so go fly a kite she said....
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I was outside the RV trying to launch my kite.. I threw the kite up into the air, the wind would catch it for a second or two, then it would come crashing down to earth. I tried this a few more times with no success... All the while I could "feel" my wife watching from the RV window, and then I heard her mutterin...
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Factory accident
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A worker in a confectionery factory had a pallet of the product fall on him. He was stuck under it for nearly three hours before anyone realised that he needed help. Apparently, every time he called out The Milky Bars are on me they all cheered and clapped.
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New Wine Seniors
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A GLASS OF WINE BEFORE TURNING IN A single glass at night could mean a peaceful, uninterrupted nights sleep. NEW Wine for Seniors - I kid you not..... Clare Valley vintners in South Australia, which primarily produce Pinot Blanc, Pinot Noir, and Pinot Grigio wines, have developed a new hyb...
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