Just Joking

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A very tired nurse walks into a bank, worn out after a tough shift. Preparing to write a cheque, she pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse and tries to write with it. When she realizes her mistake, she looks at the flabbergasted teller, and without missing a beat, she says: "Well, that's grea...

Possum3 · Possum3

A Tennessee couple Dave and Edwina Kosmitus, both Bona Fide rednecks, had nine children. They went to see their Doctor to get Dave "Fixed". The Doctor asked them why had the come to the conclusion that they didn't want any more children. Dave said that they had read a recent article in the newspaper tha...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Aussie Paul.

fwdoz · fwdoz

Paddy & Mary have been married for a long time & Mary decides their love life needs spicing up. She suggests to Paddy that they try a 69. Paddy agrees & Mary gets him to lay on the floor while she sits on his face. But just as she does, she farts. Mary apologises & tries again, but farts yet a...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Aussie Paul.

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Aussie Paul.

Possum3 · Possum3

He turned to her, ran his hand up her thigh, across her belly and down her legs. When he turned back to watch the television, She asked "Why stop"? "Found the remote"! He replied.

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Aussie Paul.

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Aussie Paul.

Possum3 · Possum3

A blonde wanted to sell her car but she couldnt find any buyers. She called her friend for advice, and her friend asked how many kilometres she had on her car. She answered, 300,000. Her fried told her that was the problem. So the blonde went to the mechanic and told him to put it down to 70,000 kms. A couple...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Aussie Paul.

rockylizard · rockylizard

Gday... A road crew supervisor hired Johnny to paint the line down the middle of a highway. He was sceptical about hiring him given he didnt have experience, but he said he really needed the job. He told Johnny he needed to complete 2km per day, then set him up with brushes and paint. After day one, the sup...

rockylizard · rockylizard

Gday... I was staying overnight at a hotel away from home. I took my computer down to the bar to do some data entry. I sat down at the bar and I asked the bartender, Whats the Wi-Fi password? you need to buy a drink first, he said. OK, Ill have a beer I said. He served me a beer and told me it was $`12. OK then, here...

fwdoz · fwdoz

The story is told of a lady who was rather old-fashioned, always quite delicate and elegant, especially in her language. She and her husband were planning a weeks vacation in Queensland, so she wrote to a particular campground asking for a reservation. She wanted to make sure the campground was full...

fwdoz · fwdoz

A blonde woman strode angrily into the large store, slapped a package on the counter, and loudly expressed her dissatisfaction. The clerk asked "What's the problem? Wouldn't your cat eat them?" The blonde's eyes got very large, and she whispered "Do you mean to tell me that 'Pussy Treats' are for cat...

Possum3 · Possum3

A lawyer and an engineer were fishing while on holiday and began talking. The lawyer said, Im here because my house burnt down and everything was destroyed by the fire. The insurance company paid for everything. Thats quite a coincidence, remarked the engineer. Im here because my house and all my bel...

fwdoz · fwdoz

A really huge muscular guy with a bad stutter goes to a counter in a department store and asks "W-w-w-where's the m-m-m-men's dep-p-p-partment?"The clerk behind the counter just looks at him and says nothing.The man repeats himself: "W-w-w-where's the m-m-m-men's dep-p-p-partment?"Again, th...

fwdoz · fwdoz

Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarised. She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio, and a K-9 unit, patrolling nearby, was the first to respond. As the K-9 officer approached the h...

fwdoz · fwdoz

The newly-married husband came home from the office to find his young wife in floods of tears. "Darling, whatever is the matter?" he asks. "Sweetheart" she sobs "the most terrible thing has happened! I cooked my very first Beef Bourguignon for you, and I got it out the oven to season it, and the phone ra...

fwdoz · fwdoz

I am writing for a good friend of mine. His wife told him to go out and obtain some of those pills that would help him get an erection. When he came back, he handed her diet pills. Anyway, he's looking for a place to live.

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	The Night Nurse (Preview) A very tired nurse walks into a bank, worn out after a tough shift. Preparing to write a cheque, she pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse and tries to write with it. When she realizes her mistake, she looks at the flabbergasted teller, and without missing a beat, she says: "Well, that's grea...	aussie_paul	0	818	09:14 PM Jun 26, 2018 by aussie_paul
	Making Sense. (Preview) A Tennessee couple Dave and Edwina Kosmitus, both Bona Fide rednecks, had nine children. They went to see their Doctor to get Dave "Fixed". The Doctor asked them why had the come to the conclusion that they didn't want any more children. Dave said that they had read a recent article in the newspaper tha...	Possum3	1	830	05:19 PM Jun 26, 2018 by Blues Man
	Risky??? (Preview) Aussie Paul.	aussie_paul	1	787	05:17 PM Jun 26, 2018 by Blues Man
	Paddy & Mary (Preview) Paddy & Mary have been married for a long time & Mary decides their love life needs spicing up. She suggests to Paddy that they try a 69. Paddy agrees & Mary gets him to lay on the floor while she sits on his face. But just as she does, she farts. Mary apologises & tries again, but farts yet a...	fwdoz	1	797	05:16 PM Jun 26, 2018 by Blues Man
	lol... (Preview) Aussie Paul.	aussie_paul	2	1074	10:07 PM Jun 25, 2018 by Possum3
	The Aussie BBQ routine.... (Preview) Aussie Paul.	aussie_paul	0	746	06:44 PM Jun 25, 2018 by aussie_paul
	Why? (Preview) He turned to her, ran his hand up her thigh, across her belly and down her legs. When he turned back to watch the television, She asked "Why stop"? "Found the remote"! He replied.	Possum3	3	862	10:14 AM Jun 25, 2018 by fwdoz
	Swearing... (Preview) Aussie Paul.	aussie_paul	1	1025	06:51 AM Jun 25, 2018 by Blues Man
	Privacy.. (Preview) Aussie Paul.	aussie_paul	1	880	06:49 AM Jun 25, 2018 by Blues Man
	Low mileage (Preview) A blonde wanted to sell her car but she couldnt find any buyers. She called her friend for advice, and her friend asked how many kilometres she had on her car. She answered, 300,000. Her fried told her that was the problem. So the blonde went to the mechanic and told him to put it down to 70,000 kms. A couple...	Possum3	1	961	06:07 AM Jun 24, 2018 by Blues Man
	Ancient skull.... (Preview) Aussie Paul.	aussie_paul	4	1227	03:02 PM Jun 23, 2018 by Joda
	Johnny (Preview) Gday... A road crew supervisor hired Johnny to paint the line down the middle of a highway. He was sceptical about hiring him given he didnt have experience, but he said he really needed the job. He told Johnny he needed to complete 2km per day, then set him up with brushes and paint. After day one, the sup...	rockylizard	2	1002	10:45 PM Jun 22, 2018 by Tony Bev
	Password (Preview) Gday... I was staying overnight at a hotel away from home. I took my computer down to the bar to do some data entry. I sat down at the bar and I asked the bartender, Whats the Wi-Fi password? you need to buy a drink first, he said. OK, Ill have a beer I said. He served me a beer and told me it was $`12. OK then, here...	rockylizard	2	823	10:43 PM Jun 22, 2018 by Tony Bev
	Lets go camping (Preview) The story is told of a lady who was rather old-fashioned, always quite delicate and elegant, especially in her language. She and her husband were planning a weeks vacation in Queensland, so she wrote to a particular campground asking for a reservation. She wanted to make sure the campground was full...	fwdoz	2	693	10:09 PM Jun 22, 2018 by Chocoholic
	Returning a package (Preview) A blonde woman strode angrily into the large store, slapped a package on the counter, and loudly expressed her dissatisfaction. The clerk asked "What's the problem? Wouldn't your cat eat them?" The blonde's eyes got very large, and she whispered "Do you mean to tell me that 'Pussy Treats' are for cat...	fwdoz	1	800	08:11 PM Jun 22, 2018 by JA2340
	The Lawyer & the Engineer. (Preview) A lawyer and an engineer were fishing while on holiday and began talking. The lawyer said, Im here because my house burnt down and everything was destroyed by the fire. The insurance company paid for everything. Thats quite a coincidence, remarked the engineer. Im here because my house and all my bel...	Possum3	0	797	05:10 PM Jun 22, 2018 by Possum3
	Stutter (Preview) A really huge muscular guy with a bad stutter goes to a counter in a department store and asks "W-w-w-where's the m-m-m-men's dep-p-p-partment?"The clerk behind the counter just looks at him and says nothing.The man repeats himself: "W-w-w-where's the m-m-m-men's dep-p-p-partment?"Again, th...	fwdoz	0	863	04:05 PM Jun 22, 2018 by fwdoz
	Ransacked house (Preview) Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarised. She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio, and a K-9 unit, patrolling nearby, was the first to respond. As the K-9 officer approached the h...	fwdoz	0	723	04:03 PM Jun 22, 2018 by fwdoz
	Newlyweds (Preview) The newly-married husband came home from the office to find his young wife in floods of tears. "Darling, whatever is the matter?" he asks. "Sweetheart" she sobs "the most terrible thing has happened! I cooked my very first Beef Bourguignon for you, and I got it out the oven to season it, and the phone ra...	fwdoz	0	770	03:59 PM Jun 22, 2018 by fwdoz
	Those special pills (Preview) I am writing for a good friend of mine. His wife told him to go out and obtain some of those pills that would help him get an erection. When he came back, he handed her diet pills. Anyway, he's looking for a place to live.	fwdoz	0	666	03:56 PM Jun 22, 2018 by fwdoz
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