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Helga's Cruise Ship Diary
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DEAR DIARY - DAY 1 All packed for the cruise ship -- all my nicest dresses, swimsuits, short sets. Really, really exciting. Our local Red Hat chapter - The Late Bloomers decided on this "all-girls" trip. It will be my first one - and I can't wait! DEAR DIARY - DAY 2 Entire day at sea, beautiful. S...
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Nelson Mandella
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Nelson Mandella is sitting at home watching TV and drinking tea when he hears a knock at the door. When he opens it, he is confronted by a little Chinese man, clutching a clip board and yelling, "You Sign! You sign!" Behind him is an enormous truck full of car exhausts. Nelson is standing there in complet...
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Longest nerve in the body
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Woody n Sue
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Believer
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A young woman visits her parents and brings her fiancée to meet them. After an elaborate dinner, the mother tells her husband to find out about the young man. The father invites the fiancée to his library for a drink. "So what are your plans?" the father asks the young man. "I am a Torah scholar," he says...
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Trump's UK visit.
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As Air Force One arrives at the Heathrow Airport , President Trump strides to a warm and dignified reception from the Queen. They are driven in a 1934 Bentley to the edge of central London , where they change to a magnificent 17th century carriage hitched to six white horses. They continue on towards th...
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A little Political but funny...
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http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=wq_lhlIn1e0 Aussie Paul.
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Best friends..
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Jokes
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Rich Bricklayer
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50 years ago a bricklayer started a new job at a building side in Sydney. later in the morning the foreman came around and asked him about the big Mercedes the brickie was driving , all the blokes on the side wanted to know how he could afford it. Well the Brickie told him that he gambles a lot. The foreman as...
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Oops....
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Not sure if this will work.. Aussie Paul.
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A few oldies...
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My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God, and I didn't. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Marriage is a three-ring circus:Engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering. ---------------------------------...
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True love
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A group of women were at a seminar on how to live in a loving relationship with their husbands.
The women were asked, "How many of you love your husband?"
All the women raised their hands.
Then they were asked, "When was the last time you told your husband you loved him?"
Some women answered toda...
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Another oldie I just came accross.
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So I'm at Pets at Home buying a bag of dog food for my dogs. While in the check-out line, a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. Why else would I be buying dog food, RIGHT??? So on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Dog Food Diet again, and that I probably shouldn't because I ended u...
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A few chuckles......
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Mopping up a case...........
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Parkinson's or Alzheimers....
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South Africa bed and breakfast....
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It's not necessary to lie...just choose the right words...
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One for DMaxer...lmao....although I don't know many Lawyers would have rental agreements...the last Lawyer I went to said he charged $300 for three questions..I said 'that's rather steep, isn't it?'..."It is,....and what is your final question?'...... A Lawyer who had a wife and 12 children, n...
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Goldfinger
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Golf cart accident......
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While golfing, a senior Grey Nomad/Gentleman, accidentally overturned his golf cart late one afternoon. An extremely attractive, young female golfer, who lives in a Villa on the Golf Course, heard the noise and called out, "Hi there, are you O.K?"..... "I'm OK, thanks" the Gentleman Nomad replie...
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Goldfinger
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Winerisms
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