An older lady was standing at the railings of a cruise ship, admiring the view. But the wind was strong and she had to hold on to her hat so that it would not blow off in the wind.

A gentleman approached her and said: "Pardon me, Madam. I do not intend to be forward, but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"

"Oh yes, I know," said the lady, "I need both hands to hold onto this hat."

"But, Madam, you must know that your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman, blushing.

The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 72 years old...."I just bought this hat yesterday!".