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She's a far better Trader than he is......
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It was many years ago since the embarrassing day when a young woman, with baby boy in her arms entered his Butcher Shop, and confronted him with the news that the child was his, and what was he going to do about it..... With a grimace and smarmy grin that barely hid his obvious guilt, he offered to provi...
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Goldfinger
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845
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Blonde
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The other day my neighbour, who is blonde, came running up to me in the driveway just jumping for joy! I didn't know why she was jumping for joy. I thought, what the heck, and I starting jumping up and down along with her. She said, Sally, I have some really great news!" I said, "Gr...
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Yarra
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906
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Drs Office protocol
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There's nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients. I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it. An 86 year old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk...... The Re...
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Possum3
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955
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The Jackaroo
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A jackaroo walks into the local pub and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance then causally looks at his watch for a moment. The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?" "No", he replies,"I just got this state-of the-art watch, and I was just testing it...
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rgren2
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1099
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Jack & Jill
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Jack was about to marry Jill and his father took him to one side and said, When I got married to your mother the first thing I did when we got home was to take off my trousers. I gave them to your mother and told her to try them on, which she did. They were enormous on her and she said to me that she couldnt possibl...
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Possum3
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966
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Bad news
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A bloke's wife goes missing while diving off the West Australian Coast He reports the event, searches fruitlessly and spends a terrible night wondering what could have happened to her.Next morning there's a knock at the door and he is confronted by a couple of policemen, the old Sarge and a younger Co...
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Possum3
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888
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“Fred what?”
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An Arizona Highway Patrol officer stops a Harley for traveling faster than the posted speed limit, so he asks the biker his name. Fred, the man replies.Fred what? the officer asks.Just Fred, the man responds.The officer is in a good mood and thinks he might just give the biker a break and write him out a...
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aussie_paul
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922
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Visited by a Jehovah's witness
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Saturday Morning, Weather was to bad to work outside, I was bored with nothing to do, Suddenly, there was a knock on the door, I opened it to find a well dressed young man standing there who said, Good morning Sir, "I'm a Jehovah's witness" Well I said, You had better come in and have a cup of Coffee, With t...
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kiwijims
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933
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Taxi conversation
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We were dressed and ready to go out for a Dinner & Theatre that evening.
We turned on a 'night light', turned the answering machine on, covered
our pet budgie and put the cat in the backyard
We phoned the local Taxi company and requested a taxi.
The taxi arrived and we opened the front door to lea...
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dazz49
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1001
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Justice
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After 37 years of marriage. Jake dumped his wife for his Young secretary. His new girlfriend demanded that they live in Jake and Ediths multi-million dollar home and, since the mans lawyers were a little better, he prevailed. He gave Edith, his now ex-wife, just 3 days to move out. She spent the 1st day...
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Possum3
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1026
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Life With A Blonde Teen Ager
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SCENE: My teenage daughter and me in the car.Lauren: Dad, do you know what the most commonly used letter in a girls name is?Me: Hmm, is it a consonant or a vowel? (Silence.) Please tell me you know what consonants and vowels are.Lauren: Youre no fun, Dad. Forget it.Me: What is a vowel?Lauren: OK, O...
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Svowop
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902
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Newtons law...
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aussie_paul
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920
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How computers are made
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Joe50
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862
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Traffic Report.
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A man was listening to the radio when the traffic report came on. Theres a car driving the wrong way on the motorway, causing mayhem in both directions, the radio announcer warned. Police advise avoiding the area. The man then realised that his wife was planning to take the motorway to an appointment,...
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Snoring
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The guys were on a bike tour. No one wanted to room with Nick, because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns. The first guy slept with Nick and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodsh...
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966
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Vaseline survey
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Vaseline survey A man doing market research knocked on a door and was greeted by a young woman with three small children running around at her feet. He says, 'I'm doing some research for Vaseline. Have you ever used the product?' She says, 'Yes. My husband and I use it all the time.' 'And if you don't...
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Woody2
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952
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Blonde no1
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A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss asked sympathetically, 'What's the matter?' The blonde replies, 'Early this morning I got a phone call saying that my mother had passed away.' The boss, feeling sorry for her, says, 'Why don't you go home for the day? Tak...
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Woody2
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Blonde no3
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A blonde & her husband are lying in bed listening to the next door neighbor's dog.. It has been in the backyard barking for hours & hours. The blonde jumps up out of bed and says, "I've had enough of this". She goes downstairs. The blonde finally comes back up to bed and her husban...
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Woody2
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841
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Blonde no2
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A blonde was driving home after a game & got caught in a really bad hailstorm.. Her car was covered with dents, so the next day she took it To a repair shop. The shop owner saw that she was a blonde, so he decided to have some fun... He told her to go home and blow into the tail pipe really hard, &a...
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Woody2
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767
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New dentures.
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A Priest goes to the dentist for a set of false teeth. The first Sunday after he gets his new teeth, he talks for only eight minutes. The second Sunday, he talks for only ten minutes.... The following Sunday, he talks for 2 hours and 48 minutes. The congregation had to mob him to get him down from the pulpit...
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