Just Joking

bill12 · bill12

When its hot and humid in NQ, where I live I get religious... I worship the 4 As...I didn.t know you were religious, Bill, they say....When asked what the 4 As are I say Alcohol, Armchairs, Austar, and Airconditioning.......I also go down to sth NSW for the summer. -- Edited by bill12 on Friday 5th of Jan...

Phillipn · Phillipn

Condoms don`t guarantee safe sex anymore. A bloke was wearing one when he was shot by the woman`s husbane.

Aus-Kiwi · Aus-Kiwi

-- Edited by Aus-Kiwi on Tuesday 2nd of January 2018 09:55:37 PM

Phillipn · Phillipn

Possum3 · Possum3

Sven and Ollie live in the same apartment building in identical flats. Sven visits Ollie and sees that he just painted his flat and it looks great. He says, Ollie, this looks amazing. How many cans of paint did you buy? Ollie says he bought seven. .. The next day Sven drives to the store, buys seven cans of...

Des and Jane · Des and Jane

I was at the ATM this morning waiting to get some Bitcoin out (yes there are Bitcoin ATM's in Australia and you can withdraw cash), anyway this little old lady was in front of me, she was taking absolutely ages so I asked her if she needed any help...... oh yes please she said, could you please check my bal...

Possum3 · Possum3

A drunk walking home decided to take a short cut through the cemetery, Walking along in the dark he stumbled over a mound of dirt and fell into an open grave that was dug for an early funeral the next day. The man tried to climb out, but he was short and the gravediggers had dug the correct six foot depth. The...

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

Possum3 · Possum3

rockylizard · rockylizard

Did anyone get a Stand-up Malcolm doll for Christmas? Tried to get it to stand up straight but it just waffles a few lines, leans to the left and falls over. Probably wont be available next year. What about the Backflip Bill doll? Just mention a policy, clap your hands and it does a perfect backflip, o...

RustyD · RustyD

Aus-Kiwi · Aus-Kiwi

rgren2 · rgren2

An opinion on Bitcoin that resonates alarm bells. Get out before all the Monkeys have gone.*BITCOIN*A lot of monkeys lived near a village.One day a merchant came to the village to buy these monkeys!He announced that he will buy the monkeys @ $100 each. The villagers thought that this man is mad.They...

RustyD · RustyD

SENIORS' COFFEE GROUPA group of seniors was sitting around talking about all their ailments at Weatherspoon's. "My arms have got so weak that I can hardly lift this cup of coffee," said one. "Yes, I know," said another. "My cataracts are so bad; can't even see my coffee." "What? Speak up! What? I ca...

RustyD · RustyD

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

80 Year old Woman on Birth Control Pills:A doctor who had been seeing an 80-year-old woman for most of her life finally retired. At her next check-up, the new young doctor told her to bring a list of all the medicines that had been prescribed for her. Looking through these, his eyes grew as he realized Gr...

Possum3 · Possum3

A husband and wife are drinking wine when, out of the blue, the wife sighs. ?I love you,? she says quietly. The husband narrows his eyes. ?Is that you or the wine talking?? ?It?s me,? says the wife, ?talking to the wine.?

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Dear Sir,I wish to apply for an operation to make me sterile. My reasons are numerous, and having been married for 7 years and having 7 children, I have come to the conclusion that contraceptives are useless. When first married, we were told to use the rhythm method. Despite trying to dance the qui...

Possum3 · Possum3

A donkey is carrying a huge load across a farm when a pig, Happily laying on his back in the soft mud says to the donkey; "Look at yourself. Old, Skinny, always working for the farmer. And look at me laying around doing nothing, just enjoying myself living life and the farmer feeds me every day". The donke...

Possum3 · Possum3

And, if you think Bankers don't have heart, read the best Banker story of all time... bar none. The City's largest Charitable Organization realized that it had never received a donation from the city's most successful Banker. So a volunteer paid the Banker a visit in his lavish office. The volun...

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	WHEN ITS HOT AND HUMID IN NQ..... (Preview) When its hot and humid in NQ, where I live I get religious... I worship the 4 As...I didn.t know you were religious, Bill, they say....When asked what the 4 As are I say Alcohol, Armchairs, Austar, and Airconditioning.......I also go down to sth NSW for the summer. -- Edited by bill12 on Friday 5th of Jan...	bill12	0	857	01:08 PM Jan 5, 2018 by bill12
	Safe Sex (Preview) Condoms don`t guarantee safe sex anymore. A bloke was wearing one when he was shot by the woman`s husbane.	Phillipn	0	1072	07:02 AM Jan 5, 2018 by Phillipn
	The view ? Lol Reminds me of someone on here ? (Preview) -- Edited by Aus-Kiwi on Tuesday 2nd of January 2018 09:55:37 PM	Aus-Kiwi	2	1177	10:31 PM Jan 4, 2018 by RustyD
	I Dare You (Preview)	Phillipn	1	931	07:17 PM Jan 4, 2018 by grahos
	HOW MUCH PAINT. (Preview) Sven and Ollie live in the same apartment building in identical flats. Sven visits Ollie and sees that he just painted his flat and it looks great. He says, Ollie, this looks amazing. How many cans of paint did you buy? Ollie says he bought seven. .. The next day Sven drives to the store, buys seven cans of...	Possum3	0	911	05:30 PM Jan 4, 2018 by Possum3
	The ATM balance (Preview) I was at the ATM this morning waiting to get some Bitcoin out (yes there are Bitcoin ATM's in Australia and you can withdraw cash), anyway this little old lady was in front of me, she was taking absolutely ages so I asked her if she needed any help...... oh yes please she said, could you please check my bal...	Des and Jane	2	1012	05:37 PM Jan 2, 2018 by Des and Jane
	Graveyard (Preview) A drunk walking home decided to take a short cut through the cemetery, Walking along in the dark he stumbled over a mound of dirt and fell into an open grave that was dug for an early funeral the next day. The man tried to climb out, but he was short and the gravediggers had dug the correct six foot depth. The...	Possum3	0	851	06:04 PM Jan 1, 2018 by Possum3
	Wrong plane (Preview)	Woody n Sue	2	912	04:47 PM Jan 1, 2018 by Brownie2
	What the ? (Preview)	Possum3	0	835	11:23 AM Dec 31, 2017 by Possum3
	Wot'd ya git fer Xmas? (Preview) Did anyone get a Stand-up Malcolm doll for Christmas? Tried to get it to stand up straight but it just waffles a few lines, leans to the left and falls over. Probably wont be available next year. What about the Backflip Bill doll? Just mention a policy, clap your hands and it does a perfect backflip, o...	rockylizard	0	816	10:25 PM Dec 29, 2017 by rockylizard
	Were you good? (Preview)	RustyD	0	694	11:58 AM Dec 28, 2017 by RustyD
	Yep so true . The journey .. Enjoy it ., (Preview)	Aus-Kiwi	1	869	11:15 AM Dec 28, 2017 by Tony Bev
	Understanding Bitcoin (Preview) An opinion on Bitcoin that resonates alarm bells. Get out before all the Monkeys have gone.BITCOINA lot of monkeys lived near a village.One day a merchant came to the village to buy these monkeys!He announced that he will buy the monkeys @ $100 each. The villagers thought that this man is mad.They...	rgren2	3	985	07:33 PM Dec 27, 2017 by Dickodownunder
	Seniors Coffee (Preview) SENIORS' COFFEE GROUPA group of seniors was sitting around talking about all their ailments at Weatherspoon's. "My arms have got so weak that I can hardly lift this cup of coffee," said one. "Yes, I know," said another. "My cataracts are so bad; can't even see my coffee." "What? Speak up! What? I ca...	RustyD	1	1010	05:53 PM Dec 26, 2017 by grahos
	Dog vs Cat (Preview)	RustyD	2	1081	06:59 AM Dec 25, 2017 by Blues Man
	A few oldies... (Preview) 80 Year old Woman on Birth Control Pills:A doctor who had been seeing an 80-year-old woman for most of her life finally retired. At her next check-up, the new young doctor told her to bring a list of all the medicines that had been prescribed for her. Looking through these, his eyes grew as he realized Gr...	aussie_paul	1	982	06:57 AM Dec 25, 2017 by Blues Man
	True Love (Preview) A husband and wife are drinking wine when, out of the blue, the wife sighs. ?I love you,? she says quietly. The husband narrows his eyes. ?Is that you or the wine talking?? ?It?s me,? says the wife, ?talking to the wine.?	Possum3	1	953	05:55 AM Dec 23, 2017 by Blues Man
	Irishman's letter to a doctor - Adults Only (Preview) Dear Sir,I wish to apply for an operation to make me sterile. My reasons are numerous, and having been married for 7 years and having 7 children, I have come to the conclusion that contraceptives are useless. When first married, we were told to use the rhythm method. Despite trying to dance the qui...	aussie_paul	2	1193	05:43 PM Dec 22, 2017 by Possum3
	Smart Ass. (Preview) A donkey is carrying a huge load across a farm when a pig, Happily laying on his back in the soft mud says to the donkey; "Look at yourself. Old, Skinny, always working for the farmer. And look at me laying around doing nothing, just enjoying myself living life and the farmer feeds me every day". The donke...	Possum3	3	1340	11:06 PM Dec 21, 2017 by wal1
	The Banker (Preview) And, if you think Bankers don't have heart, read the best Banker story of all time... bar none. The City's largest Charitable Organization realized that it had never received a donation from the city's most successful Banker. So a volunteer paid the Banker a visit in his lavish office. The volun...	Possum3	2	978	07:34 PM Dec 21, 2017 by Aus-Kiwi
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