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Plane crash.


Passengers on an airplane were enjoying their flight until they heard an announcement from the captain. "Ladies and gentlemen, I am sorry to inform you that we have lost power to all of our engines and will shortly crash into the ocean," he said.

The passengers were obviously very worried about the situation, but were somewhat comforted by the captain's next announcement. "Ladies and gentlemen, we have prepared for such an emergency and we would now like you to rearrange your seating so that all the non swimmers are on the left side of the plane, and all the swimmers on the right," he said.

The passengers complied with the request and two minutes later the captain made a belly landing in the ocean.

The captain then announced; "Ladies and gentlemen we have crashed into the ocean. All the swimmers on the right side of the plane, open your emergency exits and quickly swim away from the plane.

For all of the non swimmers, thankyou for flying with us today,"  



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