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Another bad day...
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Where?
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A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience would be different each week, so the magician allowed himself to do the same tricks over and over again. There was only one problem: The captains parrot saw the shows each week and began to understand how the magician did every trick...
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Just Heavenly
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A man and a woman were on their way to get married when they were involved in a car accident. The couple stood outside Heavens gate, waiting on Saint Peter to do the paperwork so they could enter. Do you think we can still get married in heaven? the man said to Saint Peter. He looked puzzled. You know, t...
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Do you Smoke?
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Years of smoking finally caught up with John one morning at work when he keeled over, clutching his heart. He was rushed to hospital and inundated with questions from concerned staff. Do you smoke? Asked a paramedic. No, John replied quietly, I quit. Thats good, the paramedic stated, when did you qui...
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855
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Tne Internet According to the Bible
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HOW THE INTERNET STARTED, ACCORDING TO THE BIBLE Please do not Google or check this with Snopes. They will lie to you. Trust me! In ancient Israel, it came to pass that a trader by the name of Abraham Com did take unto himself a healthy young wife by the name of Dorothy. And Dot Com was a comely woman, large o...
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Dicks
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How to catch fish
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No one in this town could catch any fish except this one old man.The game warden asked him how he did it.The man told the game warden that he would take him fishing the next day. Once they got to the middle of the lake the man took out a stick of dynamite, lit it, and threw it in the water.After the explosi...
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Woody n Sue
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Construction Worker.
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A man is working on a construction site when he accidentally cuts off all of his fingers with an electric saw. At the emergency room, his doctor says, Give me the fingers, and Ill see what I can do. The injured man replies, But I dont have the fingers! Why didnt you bring them? the doctor asks. The injured m...
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What a pisser....
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Dancing Lesson.
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AN OLD WOMAN PROSPECTOR WALKED UP AND TIED HER OLD MULE TO THE HITCHING POST. AS SHE STOOD THERE, BRUSHING SOME OF THE DUST FROM HER FACE AND CLOTHES, A YOUNG GUNSLINGER STEPPED OUT OF THE SALOON WITH A GUN IN ONE HAND AND A BOTTLE OF WHISKEY IN THE OTHER. THE YOUNG GUNSLINGER LOOKED AT THE OLD WOMAN AND LAUG...
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Black I.....
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Heaven and Hell
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New Year Resolutions
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Lions Club
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Thomas the cat.
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This old lady had lived at the head of the bight at the bottom of Australia for many years, her only companion was Thomas her cat. Each day they would climb down the path in the cliffs to the beach & walk up and back, beach combing for anything washed up over night. This was a daily event as sometimes lo...
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Old John.
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Old John had a farm in Queensland. The Queensland Wages Board claimed he was not paying proper wages to his workers and sent an agent out to interview him.'I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them,' demanded the agent. 'Well,' replied old John, 'There's my jackaroo who's been with me for...
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Why?
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The American Govt funded a project to see why the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. After a year and spending $180,000-00 they arrived at the hypothesis it was to give the man more pleasure during sex. After the Us published their study, the French decided to do their own investigation. Aft...
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LEXOPHILIA - WHO ON EARTH DREAMS THESE UP?
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How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it. Venison for dinner again? Oh deer! A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy. I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest. Haunted French pancakes give me the crępes. England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool. I tried to catch some...
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Sorry, but I need to vent !!!!
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I experienced the WORST customer service last night at a shop near me, I don't want to mention the name of the store because I'm not in the habit of publicly trashing people or business' (Even if they DO deserve it).Thursday afternoon I bought something from this store. I paid cash for it. I took it home...
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Heaven Vs Hell
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An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer you're in the wrong place." So the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in. Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and...
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