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Why? Oh why?
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A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave. The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity and kept repeating, Why did you have to die? Why did you have to die? The first man ap...
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973
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Origin of Yodeling
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Have you ever wondered where and how yodeling began?. Many years ago a man was traveling through the mountains of Switzerland. Nightfall was rapidly approaching and he had nowhere to sleep. He went up to a farmhouse and asked the farmer if he could spend the night. The farmer told him that he could sl...
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Paintar
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1009
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bubble gum
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dING
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2
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1140
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Tows a caravan
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A Sunday School teacher of preschoolers told her students she wanted each of them to have learned one fact about Jesus by the next Sunday. The following week she asked each child in turn what he or she had learned. Susie said, He was born in a manger. Bobby said, He threw the money changers out of the templ...
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1
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1165
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Goat cheese.
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A group of elderly Australians were travelling by tour bus through Holland. As they stopped at a cheese farm, a young guide led them through the process of cheese making, explaining that goat's milk was used. She showed the group a lively hillside where many goats were grazing. "These are the older...
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1
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1142
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Divorce settlement
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A husband and wife were getting divorced. After a long meeting the divorce court judge said, Mr Smith, I have reviewed this case very carefully and Ive decided to give your wife $475 a week. The husband broke out in a grateful smile and said, Thats very nice, your honour and every now and then Ill try to se...
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1033
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Little Johnny - Some kids are smart !!!!
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A teacher asked her 6th grade class how many of them were Bill Shorten fans.Not really knowing what a Shorten fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Little Johnny. The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different... again. Little John...
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aussie_paul
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3
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1421
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Engineers vs Accountants.
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Three engineers and three accountants are travelling by train to a conference. At the station, the three accountants each buy a ticket and watch as the three engineers only buy one ticket. "How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?" one of the accountants asks. "Watch and you'll see," a...
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1
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1087
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In Charge of Supplies
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An American, a Canadian and a Japanese were stranded in a deserted island in middle of nowhere. They understood that until rescues arrived, they will need to work together in order to stay alive on the island. So they decided to divide up the tasks.The American points to the Canadian and says: "You wil...
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fwdoz
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1
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878
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The Gynaecologist
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A gynaecologist had a burning desire to change careers and become a mechanic. So, she found out from her local tech college what was involved, signed up for evening classes and attended diligently, learning all she could.When time for the practical exam approached, she prepared carefully for week...
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fwdoz
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1134
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Nail biter.
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Two old ladies were discussing their husbands. One said, I do wish George would stop biting his nails. Its such a horrible habit. Her friend said, My Arnold used to do the same. But I eventually cured him of it. How did you do that? I hid his teeth.
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1099
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Dirty laundry
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A young couple moved into a new neighbourhood. The next morning while they were eating breakfast, the young woman saw her neighbour hanging her washing outside. That laundry is not very clean, she said sourly. She doesnt know how to wash correctly. Perhaps she needs better laundry soap. Her husband...
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1020
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Ships Captain.
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A ship's captain walks into a bar. He has a ship's wheel stuffed into the front of his trousers. "Hey, you've got a ship's wheel in your trousers!" the bartender exclaimed. "Aye mate, and it's driving me nuts!" the captain replied.
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1016
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SENIOR DRIVER
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My neighbour was working in his yard when he was startled by a late model car that came crashing through his hedge and ended up in his front lawn. He rushed to help an elderly lady driver out of the car and sat her down on a lawn chair. He said with excitement, "you appear quite elderly to be driving." "Well,...
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Paintar
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1040
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Big Cucumber
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Phillipn
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0
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1173
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Glass Coffins
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Phillipn
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0
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1133
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For lunch the old man made hamburgers...
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For lunch the old man made hamburgers. Again, Larry was concerned about the plates as it appeared to have tiny specks around the edge that looked like dried egg and asked, Are you sure these plates are clean?Without looking up the old man said, I told you before, those dishes are as clean as cold water ca...
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aussie_paul
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1234
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Quite so....
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aussie_paul
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1059
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Affair
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Three men are talking about their wives at a bar. The first man says, I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. Last week I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and they werent mine. The second man says, I think my wife is having an affair with the plumber. This week I found a wrench u...
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1090
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Advertisement
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A woman called the local newspaper and asked, How much do funeral notices cost? Its $5 per word, Maam, the man on the other end of the phone said. Good, do you have a paper and pencil handy? Yes, Maam. OK, write this: Cohen died. Im sorry, Maam, I forgot to tell you theres a five word minimum. Oh, she answere...
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