Just Joking

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Most seniors never get enough exercise.In His wisdom, God decreed that seniors become forgetful so they would have to search for their glasses, keys and other things thus doing more walking.And God looked down and saw that it was good. Then God saw there was another need. In His wisdom, He made senio...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

An old, tired-looking dog wanders into a man's gated yard one day. The man is a dog lover, so he lets him in. He examines the dog's collar and feels his well-fed belly, coming to the conclusion that the dog has a home.The dog follows him into the house, goes down the hall, jumps on the couch, gets comfortab...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

He Slept With a Widow Using His Friends Name. Sixteen Months Later? Oops!Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. They loaded up Jacks station-wagon and headed north.After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. They pulled into a nearby farmhouse and asked the attract...

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aussie_paul · aussie_paul

An old nun who was living in a convent next to a construction site noticed the coarse language of the workers and decided to spend some time with them to correct their ways.She decided she would take her lunch and sit with them, so she put her sandwich in a brown bag and walked over to the spot where the men w...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A young Sydney woman was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the Harbour.Just before she could throw herself off Circular Quay, a handsome young manstopped her. "You have so much to live for," said the man. "I'm a sailor, and we are offto Italy tomorrow. I can stow you a...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Out of the mouth of......A group of school kids went on an excursion to the police station.The police officer pointed to the 10 Most Wanted list and told them that these were the most wanted criminals in the whole country.One student pointed to the photo of the man at the top of the list and said, He is the...

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Dick0 · Dick0

aussie_paul, Your posts make me laugh so much I get the stitches, lol!

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

dorian · dorian

[url]https://www.reddit.com/r/CrappyDesign/comments/oyywav/the_mini_cooper_countrymans_right_t...

Possum3 · Possum3

A farmer ordered a high-tech milking machine. Since the equipment arrived when his wife was out of town, he decided to test it on himself first. So, he inserted his 'manhood' into the equipment, turned on the switch and everything else was automatic. Soon, he realized that the equipment provided him...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for thedoctor to come in for the baby's first exam. The doctor arrived, andexamined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned,asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed.'Breast-fed,' she replied...'Well, strip d...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Jacob, age 92, and Reba, age 91, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in.Jacob addresses the man behind the counter:Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"...

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	Seniors.. (Preview) Most seniors never get enough exercise.In His wisdom, God decreed that seniors become forgetful so they would have to search for their glasses, keys and other things thus doing more walking.And God looked down and saw that it was good. Then God saw there was another need. In His wisdom, He made senio...	aussie_paul	0	435	03:41 PM Sep 9, 2024 by aussie_paul
	A Mysterious Dog.. (Preview) An old, tired-looking dog wanders into a man's gated yard one day. The man is a dog lover, so he lets him in. He examines the dog's collar and feels his well-fed belly, coming to the conclusion that the dog has a home.The dog follows him into the house, goes down the hall, jumps on the couch, gets comfortab...	aussie_paul	0	486	02:04 PM Sep 9, 2024 by aussie_paul
	He Slept With a Widow.. (Preview) He Slept With a Widow Using His Friends Name. Sixteen Months Later? Oops!Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. They loaded up Jacks station-wagon and headed north.After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. They pulled into a nearby farmhouse and asked the attract...	aussie_paul	0	561	04:42 PM Sep 8, 2024 by aussie_paul
	Raining.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	452	04:32 PM Sep 8, 2024 by aussie_paul
	Needing a hearing test.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	502	04:30 PM Sep 8, 2024 by aussie_paul
	Beginning to me now!!!!! (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	442	04:28 PM Sep 8, 2024 by aussie_paul
	Metric.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	409	04:23 PM Sep 8, 2024 by aussie_paul
	Rash (Preview)	rgren2	0	609	12:09 PM Sep 8, 2024 by rgren2
	Retired.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	517	10:34 PM Sep 7, 2024 by aussie_paul
	You ikow.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	1	626	11:13 AM Sep 7, 2024 by Dick0
	The old nun and the construction workers.. (Preview) An old nun who was living in a convent next to a construction site noticed the coarse language of the workers and decided to spend some time with them to correct their ways.She decided she would take her lunch and sit with them, so she put her sandwich in a brown bag and walked over to the spot where the men w...	aussie_paul	0	458	07:55 PM Sep 6, 2024 by aussie_paul
	Sailor.. (Preview) A young Sydney woman was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the Harbour.Just before she could throw herself off Circular Quay, a handsome young manstopped her. "You have so much to live for," said the man. "I'm a sailor, and we are offto Italy tomorrow. I can stow you a...	aussie_paul	0	385	07:48 PM Sep 6, 2024 by aussie_paul
	Out of the mouth of.. (Preview) Out of the mouth of......A group of school kids went on an excursion to the police station.The police officer pointed to the 10 Most Wanted list and told them that these were the most wanted criminals in the whole country.One student pointed to the photo of the man at the top of the list and said, He is the...	aussie_paul	0	440	07:44 PM Sep 6, 2024 by aussie_paul
	Masks.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	359	07:42 PM Sep 6, 2024 by aussie_paul
	Stitches! (Preview) aussie_paul, Your posts make me laugh so much I get the stitches, lol!	Dick0	4	646	10:20 AM Sep 6, 2024 by Blues Man
	Paddy.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	537	02:58 PM Sep 5, 2024 by aussie_paul
	This makes no sense (Preview) [url]https://www.reddit.com/r/CrappyDesign/comments/oyywav/the_mini_cooper_countrymans_right_t...	dorian	8	1232	12:25 AM Sep 5, 2024 by Are We Lost
	Milker. (Preview) A farmer ordered a high-tech milking machine. Since the equipment arrived when his wife was out of town, he decided to test it on himself first. So, he inserted his 'manhood' into the equipment, turned on the switch and everything else was automatic. Soon, he realized that the equipment provided him...	Possum3	0	453	08:42 PM Sep 4, 2024 by Possum3
	Never assume anything.. (Preview) A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for thedoctor to come in for the baby's first exam. The doctor arrived, andexamined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned,asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed.'Breast-fed,' she replied...'Well, strip d...	aussie_paul	0	527	01:09 PM Sep 4, 2024 by aussie_paul
	We'd like to register.. (Preview) Jacob, age 92, and Reba, age 91, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in.Jacob addresses the man behind the counter:Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"...	aussie_paul	0	426	01:06 PM Sep 4, 2024 by aussie_paul
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