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A VERY REASONABLE WOMAN
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AFTER BEING MARRIED FOR 44 YEARS, I TOOK A CAREFUL LOOK AT MY WIFE ONE DAY AND SAID, "HONEY, 44 YEARS AGO WE HAD A CHEAP APARTMENT, A CHEAP CAR, SLEPT ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHED A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV, BUT I GOT TO SLEEP EVERY NIGHT WITH A HOT 25-YEAR-OLD GAL.NOW I HAVE A $500,000.00 HOME, A $45,000.00 CAR...
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I THINK YOU ARE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS..
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A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him.She says "Hello!"..He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from.So he says, 'Do you know me?'To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids...'Now his mind travels back to the only t...
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Tomatoes..
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FAMILY TREE OF VINCENT VAN GOGH..
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FAMILY TREE OF VINCENT VAN GOGH(always pronounced as Van GO) Who thinks up these things!!!!!!!!!!!!His dizzy aunt ----------------------------------------------- Verti GoghThe brother who ate prunes------------------------------- Gotta GoghThe brother who worked at a convenience st...
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Terrifying...
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Aldi..
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Getting older..
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Secret..
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True...
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Husbands..
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FOR THE RURAL COMMUNITY..
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Some things you just can't explainThe farmer says, "Some things you just can't explain.""So what happened that is so horrible?" the man asked.The farmer then decides to try an answer, "Well if you must know, today I was sitting by my cow milking her. Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her lef...
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Remember
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Two women..
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Two women went on a girls night out, and got slightly carried away with the ****tails.Drunk and walking home, they realised they both needed to pee.They were near a graveyard and one suggested they do their business behind a headstone.The first woman had nothing to wipe with, so she took off her panti...
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A teacher..
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A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was squirming around, scratching his crotch, and not paying attention. She went back to find out what was going on.He was quite embarrassed but whispered that he had just recently been circumcised and he was quite itchy.The teacher told him t...
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Two timing
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When the world wasn't so soft
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Yep, can remember doing this many a time on the farm
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God's plan for aging..
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Most seniors never get enough exercise.In His Wisdom God decreed that seniors become forgetful so they would have to search for their glasses, keys and other things thus doing more walking.And God looked down and saw that it was good.Then God saw there was another need.In His Wisdom He made seniors l...
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Three friends..
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Three friends married women from different parts of the world.....The first man married a Filipino. He told her that she was to do the dishesand house cleaning.It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a cleanhouse and dishes washed and put away.The second man married a Thai. He...
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Lavatory on a plane
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A Preacher..
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is at his dying church members bedThe preacher is talking to the man, saying how he will say a prayer for his quick healing when all of a sudden the man begins to attempt to tell him somethingThe man motions with his hand so the pastor steps closer "What is it? What do you need?" The pastor askedThe man look...
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