Just Joking

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Think you are having a bad day? Fire authorities in California found a corpse in a burned-out section of forest while assessing the damage done by a forest fire. The deceased male was dressed in a full wet suit, complete with scuba tanks on his back, flippers, and face mask. A postmortem test rev...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

The Organist There was a small church in Texas that had a very big-busted organist. Her breasts were so huge that they inadvertently bounced and jiggled the entire time she played the organ. Unfortunately, she distracted most of the congregation considerably, both male and female. The very p...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Aussie Paul.

Possum3 · Possum3

A drunken man is stumbling along a main street in town, A old local biddy that was always poking her nose where it wasn't wanted, Went over to the drunk soundly chastising him, and said; If you were my husband, I would poison all your liquor. The drunk stammered out; Lady if you were my wife - I'd drink it!

Possum3 · Possum3

A man stopped at his favourite watering hole after a hard days work to relax. He noticed a man next to him ordered a shot and a beer. The man drank the shot, chased it with the beer and then looked into his shirt pocket. This continued several times before the man's curiosity got the best of him. He leaned...

Possum3 · Possum3

Do you check, under the bed for prowlers, before you get into bed of an evening? If you do, what are you going to do if there is one under there?

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Aussie Paul.

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Aussie Paul.

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Aussie Paul.

Possum3 · Possum3

A clearly inebriated woman, stark naked, jumped into a taxi in New York City and laid on the back seat. The cab driver, an old Jewish gentleman, opened his eyes wide and stared at the woman. He made no attempt to start the cab. The woman glared back at him and said, "What's wrong with you, honey? Haven't y...

Paintar · Paintar

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

The other day I went over to a nearby Pharmacy.When I got there, I went straight to the back of the Store to where the Pharmacists Counter is located.I took out my little brown bottle along with a teaspoon and laid them both onto the counter.The Pharmacist came over smiled and asked if he could help me...

Possum3 · Possum3

A man goes to a pet store in order to buy himself an exotic bird. He tells the clerk, You know I've had a number of pet birds in my life and now I'm looking for something really special. Have anything I might like? Yes sir, I do. I have a South American parrot rumored to have a vocabulary of over 400 words. H...

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

Craig1 · Craig1

got it-attached -- Edited by Craig1 on Monday 19th of February 2018 04:23:47 PM -- Edited by Craig1 on Tuesday 20th of February 2018 03:49:36 PM -- Edited by Craig1 on Tuesday 20th of February 2018 03:50:44 PM

RustyD · RustyD

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

fwdoz · fwdoz

During a physical examination, a doctor asked a retired woman about her physical activity level. The woman said she spent 3 days a week, every week in the outdoors. "Well, yesterday afternoon was typical - I took a five-hour walk about seven miles through some pretty rough terrain. I waded along the e...

Possum3 · Possum3

A young Technician Phillip and his General Manager Seth board a train headed through the mountains on its way to Kansas. They can find no place to sit except for two seats right across the aisle from a young woman and her grandmother. After a while, it is obvious that the young woman and Phillip are inter...

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	Think you are having a bad day? (Preview) Think you are having a bad day? Fire authorities in California found a corpse in a burned-out section of forest while assessing the damage done by a forest fire. The deceased male was dressed in a full wet suit, complete with scuba tanks on his back, flippers, and face mask. A postmortem test rev...	aussie_paul	2	753	09:30 PM Feb 24, 2018 by oldbloke
	The organist.. (Preview) *The Organist* There was a small church in Texas that had a very big-busted organist. Her breasts were so huge that they inadvertently bounced and jiggled the entire time she played the organ. Unfortunately, she distracted most of the congregation considerably, both male and female. The very p...	aussie_paul	1	604	08:16 PM Feb 24, 2018 by Blues Man
	Circus... (Preview) Aussie Paul.	aussie_paul	2	807	10:28 AM Feb 25, 2018 by Possum3
	Old suffragette. (Preview) A drunken man is stumbling along a main street in town, A old local biddy that was always poking her nose where it wasn't wanted, Went over to the drunk soundly chastising him, and said; If you were my husband, I would poison all your liquor. The drunk stammered out; Lady if you were my wife - I'd drink it!	Possum3	1	713	05:30 PM Feb 24, 2018 by El Gringo
	Enough. (Preview) A man stopped at his favourite watering hole after a hard days work to relax. He noticed a man next to him ordered a shot and a beer. The man drank the shot, chased it with the beer and then looked into his shirt pocket. This continued several times before the man's curiosity got the best of him. He leaned...	Possum3	1	714	03:56 PM Feb 23, 2018 by Blues Man
	Do you check, under the bed for prowlers? (Preview) Do you check, under the bed for prowlers, before you get into bed of an evening? If you do, what are you going to do if there is one under there?	Possum3	1	815	03:36 PM Feb 23, 2018 by Blues Man
	Fan belt... (Preview) Aussie Paul.	aussie_paul	1	811	11:38 AM Feb 23, 2018 by Aus-Kiwi
	Grandpa!!!! (Preview) Aussie Paul.	aussie_paul	1	844	09:12 AM Feb 23, 2018 by Blues Man
	Friends... (Preview) Aussie Paul.	aussie_paul	0	669	10:40 PM Feb 22, 2018 by aussie_paul
	New York Cabbie (Preview) A clearly inebriated woman, stark naked, jumped into a taxi in New York City and laid on the back seat. The cab driver, an old Jewish gentleman, opened his eyes wide and stared at the woman. He made no attempt to start the cab. The woman glared back at him and said, "What's wrong with you, honey? Haven't y...	Possum3	1	685	09:14 AM Feb 23, 2018 by Blues Man
	9MM (Preview)	Paintar	0	780	11:09 AM Feb 22, 2018 by Paintar
	I think he miss understood (Preview)	Woody n Sue	5	1022	01:11 PM Feb 23, 2018 by Craig1
	hmmm glad I’m not a pharmacist (Preview) The other day I went over to a nearby Pharmacy.When I got there, I went straight to the back of the Store to where the Pharmacists Counter is located.I took out my little brown bottle along with a teaspoon and laid them both onto the counter.The Pharmacist came over smiled and asked if he could help me...	Woody n Sue	1	904	06:41 PM Feb 21, 2018 by Blues Man
	Profane Polly (Preview) A man goes to a pet store in order to buy himself an exotic bird. He tells the clerk, You know I've had a number of pet birds in my life and now I'm looking for something really special. Have anything I might like? Yes sir, I do. I have a South American parrot rumored to have a vocabulary of over 400 words. H...	Possum3	0	819	09:31 AM Feb 20, 2018 by Possum3
	Important things in life (Preview)	Woody n Sue	0	752	09:17 AM Feb 20, 2018 by Woody n Sue
	pots being blackened (Preview) got it-attached -- Edited by Craig1 on Monday 19th of February 2018 04:23:47 PM -- Edited by Craig1 on Tuesday 20th of February 2018 03:49:36 PM -- Edited by Craig1 on Tuesday 20th of February 2018 03:50:44 PM	Craig1	0	784	04:21 PM Feb 19, 2018 by Craig1
	Good Idea (Preview)	RustyD	18	1440	05:51 PM Mar 14, 2018 by grahos
	So is this why the chicken crossed the road (Preview)	Woody n Sue	0	835	11:18 PM Feb 17, 2018 by Woody n Sue
	In the outdoors (Preview) During a physical examination, a doctor asked a retired woman about her physical activity level. The woman said she spent 3 days a week, every week in the outdoors. "Well, yesterday afternoon was typical - I took a five-hour walk about seven miles through some pretty rough terrain. I waded along the e...	fwdoz	2	1120	10:22 AM Feb 17, 2018 by Possum3
	Business trip. (Preview) A young Technician Phillip and his General Manager Seth board a train headed through the mountains on its way to Kansas. They can find no place to sit except for two seats right across the aisle from a young woman and her grandmother. After a while, it is obvious that the young woman and Phillip are inter...	Possum3	0	935	09:10 AM Feb 16, 2018 by Possum3
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