Just Joking

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My name is Alice , and I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist. I noticed his DDS diploma on the wall, which bore his full name suddenly, I remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the same name had been in my high school class some 40-odd years ago. Could he be...

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A multi-millionaire living in Darwin, Australia, decided to throw a party and invited all of his buddies and neighbours: He also invited Brian, the only aborigine in the neighbourhood. He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion. Everyone was having a good time drinking, dancin...

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Paddy walks into a bar very down on himself: As he walks up to the bar the bartender asks. "What's the matter?" Paddy replies. "Well I've got these two horses (sniff,sniff) and well... I can't tell them apart. I don't know if I'm mixing up riding times or even feeding them the right foods."... The barten...

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A group of 40 year old friends were discussing where they should meet for dinner. Finally, they agree that they should meet at the local Italian restaurant because the waitress there is easy on the eye. Ten years later, at 50 years of age, the group meets again and discusses where they should meet this t...

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A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed at home. He wanted her to see what he went throu...gh each day, so he prayed: "Dear Lord, I go to work every day and put in 8 hours of hard work, while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through, so please create a trade...

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-- Edited by Phillipn on Friday 5th of July 2019 02:34:00 PM

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Whenarewethere · Whenarewethere

I bought a pack of king size toilet paper which is 25% larger but they must have packed one economy roll. At least it's 4 ply!

jebs · jebs

10 years ago today I married my best friend My wife is still very angry about it but me and Dave were drunk and thought it was really funny

Paintar · Paintar

A young man moved from his parents home into a new apartment of his own and went to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox. While there, an attractive young lady came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes, wearing a robe. The boy smiled at the young woman and she started a conversation with him. A...

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The jokle is much the same as others, only the names have been changed.Prince Charles was driving around his mother's estate when he accidentally ran over her favorite dog, a Corgi, crushing it to a pulp.He got out of his Range Rover and sat down on the grass totally distraught.The whole world was ag...

Baggie · Baggie

Truckies Breakfast... A truckie came into a truck stop cafe and placed his order. He said, 'I want three flat tyres, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards. The brand new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went to the kitchen and said to the cook, 'This guy out there just ordered...

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When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend. When I was 16, I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion. So I decided I needed a passionate g...irl with a zest for life. In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency, she was a drama queen cried a...

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An Irishman was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet: I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for ...2 weeks. The next time I see you, you should have lost at least two kilos." Said his doctor. When the Irishman returned, he shocked the doctor by h...

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Two boys were walking home from Sunday school after hearing a strong preaching on the devil: One said to the other. "What do you think about all this Satan stuf...f?" The other boy replied. 'Well, you know how Santa Claus turned out. It's probably just your Dad." **** Attending a wedding for the first t...

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Its 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date, Peggy Sue. Peggy Sues father answers the door and invites him in. He asks Bobby what theyre planning to do on the date. Bobby politely responds that theyll probably just go to... the malt shop or to a drive-in movie. Peggy Sues father suggests, Why dont you kids...

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	High school classmates. (Preview) My name is Alice , and I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist. I noticed his DDS diploma on the wall, which bore his full name suddenly, I remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the same name had been in my high school class some 40-odd years ago. Could he be...	Possum3	0	674	02:36 PM Jul 10, 2019 by Possum3
	Crocodile Wrestler: (Preview) A multi-millionaire living in Darwin, Australia, decided to throw a party and invited all of his buddies and neighbours: He also invited Brian, the only aborigine in the neighbourhood. He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion. Everyone was having a good time drinking, dancin...	Possum3	0	880	11:40 AM Jul 10, 2019 by Possum3
	Two Horses. (Preview) Paddy walks into a bar very down on himself: As he walks up to the bar the bartender asks. "What's the matter?" Paddy replies. "Well I've got these two horses (sniff,sniff) and well... I can't tell them apart. I don't know if I'm mixing up riding times or even feeding them the right foods."... The barten...	Possum3	0	683	10:11 AM Jul 10, 2019 by Possum3
	Where? (Preview) A group of 40 year old friends were discussing where they should meet for dinner. Finally, they agree that they should meet at the local Italian restaurant because the waitress there is easy on the eye. Ten years later, at 50 years of age, the group meets again and discusses where they should meet this t...	Possum3	0	1111	05:40 PM Jul 9, 2019 by Possum3
	Trading places. (Preview) A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed at home. He wanted her to see what he went throu...gh each day, so he prayed: "Dear Lord, I go to work every day and put in 8 hours of hard work, while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through, so please create a trade...	Possum3	0	1030	02:17 PM Jul 9, 2019 by Possum3
	Dear Vegans (Preview)	Phillipn	0	948	02:27 PM Jul 7, 2019 by Phillipn
	I would love a drink (Preview)	Phillipn	0	1654	02:37 PM Jul 5, 2019 by Phillipn
	Love this (Preview) -- Edited by Phillipn on Friday 5th of July 2019 02:34:00 PM	Phillipn	0	1111	02:00 PM Jul 5, 2019 by Phillipn
	Mouthwatering (Preview)	Phillipn	0	1294	10:33 AM Jul 5, 2019 by Phillipn
	Toilet paper size getting out of hand! (Preview) I bought a pack of king size toilet paper which is 25% larger but they must have packed one economy roll. At least it's 4 ply!	Whenarewethere	7	2033	05:00 PM Jul 1, 2019 by Craig1
	Married (Preview) 10 years ago today I married my best friend My wife is still very angry about it but me and Dave were drunk and thought it was really funny	jebs	0	1766	10:11 AM Jul 1, 2019 by jebs
	What the best part of my body (Preview) A young man moved from his parents home into a new apartment of his own and went to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox. While there, an attractive young lady came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes, wearing a robe. The boy smiled at the young woman and she started a conversation with him. A...	Paintar	0	1101	08:50 AM Jul 1, 2019 by Paintar
	Dentures and Bra Straps (Preview)	Paintar	1	1546	09:29 PM Jun 30, 2019 by Whenarewethere
	Bonnie Prince Charlie (Preview) The jokle is much the same as others, only the names have been changed.Prince Charles was driving around his mother's estate when he accidentally ran over her favorite dog, a Corgi, crushing it to a pulp.He got out of his Range Rover and sat down on the grass totally distraught.The whole world was ag...	JayDee	3	1791	05:36 PM Jun 23, 2019 by Baggie
	Truckies Breakfast (Preview) Truckies Breakfast... A truckie came into a truck stop cafe and placed his order. He said, 'I want three flat tyres, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards. The brand new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went to the kitchen and said to the cook, 'This guy out there just ordered...	Baggie	0	1743	05:16 PM Jun 23, 2019 by Baggie
	Typical. (Preview) When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend. When I was 16, I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion. So I decided I needed a passionate g...irl with a zest for life. In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency, she was a drama queen cried a...	Possum3	0	1843	11:05 PM Jun 20, 2019 by Possum3
	Irish weight loss. (Preview) An Irishman was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet: I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for ...2 weeks. The next time I see you, you should have lost at least two kilos." Said his doctor. When the Irishman returned, he shocked the doctor by h...	Possum3	2	1810	11:04 PM Jun 20, 2019 by Possum3
	Jest a few. (Preview) Two boys were walking home from Sunday school after hearing a strong preaching on the devil: One said to the other. "What do you think about all this Satan stuf...f?" The other boy replied. 'Well, you know how Santa Claus turned out. It's probably just your Dad." **** Attending a wedding for the first t...	Possum3	0	1693	09:43 AM Jun 20, 2019 by Possum3
	Peggy Sue. (Preview) Its 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date, Peggy Sue. Peggy Sues father answers the door and invites him in. He asks Bobby what theyre planning to do on the date. Bobby politely responds that theyll probably just go to... the malt shop or to a drive-in movie. Peggy Sues father suggests, Why dont you kids...	Possum3	0	1660	02:04 PM Jun 19, 2019 by Possum3
	Bank loan. (Preview)	Possum3	0	1973	08:34 AM Jun 19, 2019 by Possum3
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