*A simplified urine test that may be relevant for us!!??*
*Go outside and pee in the garden.*
*If ants gather:- diabetes.*
*If you pee on your feet:- prostate.*
*if it smells like a barbecue:- cholesterol.*
*if when you shake it, your wrist hurts:- osteoarthritis.*
*if you return to your room with your penis outside your pants:- Alzheimer*
Possum; AKA:- Ali El-Aziz Mohamed Gundawiathan
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