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Precious..
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Still funny.Precious.A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp,Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?As the shopkeepers heart melts, he gets down on his knees, so that hes on her level, and asks,Do you want a widdle white wabby, or a thoft and fuwwy bac...
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A preacher..
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A preacher was making his rounds to his parishioners on a bicycle when he came upon little Johnny trying to sell a lawn mower. "How much do you want for the mower?" asked the preacher."I just want enough money to go out and buy me a bicycle," said little Johnny.After a moment of consideration, the preach...
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What..
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What do you call an old snowman? Scroll down** * * * * * * * * * A glass of water
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Recently..
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Recently, while I was working in the flower beds in my front yard, my neighbours stopped to chat as they returned home from walking their dog.During our friendly conversation, I asked their little girl what she wanted to be when she grew up.She said she wanted to be Prime Minister someday.Both of her p...
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I remember..
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I remember the bologna of my childhood,And the bread that we cut with a knife,When the children helped with the housework,And the men went to work not the wife.The cheese never needed a fridge,And the bread was so crusty and hot,The children were seldom unhappyAnd the wife was content with her lot.I r...
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I asked a friend..
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How to tell time..
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Eric..
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Down the aisle..
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When you..
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MURPHY'S Lesser Known Laws..
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A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.He who laughs last, thinks slowest.A day without sunshine is like, well, night.Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented foo...
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A doctor and a lawyer..
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A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice.After an hour of this, the exasperated doctor asked the lawyer: What do you do to stop people from asking you for legal advic...
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Exhausted..
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The Spitfire Pilot..
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A World War II Spitfire pilot is speaking in a church and reminiscing about his war experiences. "In 1942, the situation was really tough. The Germans had a very strong air force. I remember, one day, I was protecting the bombers and suddenly, out of the clouds, these Fokkers appeared!"There are a few...
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Front legs??
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Not funny..
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A huge...
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Thoughts from the shower….
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* If you attempt to rob a bank you wont have any trouble with rent/food bills for the next 10 years, whether or not you are successful.* Do twins ever realize that one of them is unplanned?* What if my dog only brings back my ball because he thinks I like throwing it?* If poison expires, is it more poisonous...
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Best man..
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