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Sick Lizard.
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If you have raised kids (or been one), and gone through the pet syndrome, including ...toilet flush burials for dead goldfish, the story below will have you laughing out LOUD! Overview: I had to take my sons lizard to the vet Heres what happened: Just after dinner one night, my son came up to tell me ther...
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3 DIFFERENT CULTURES AT WORK...PORTUGUESE, AFRICAN and INDIAN
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Bobdown
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How to wash a cat.
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Blue suit.
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A man who'd just died is delivered to a local mortuary wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit. The female blonde mortician asks the deceased's wife how she would like the body dressed. She points out that the man does look good in the black suit he is already wearing. The widow, however, sa...
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Slippery
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Canadians at play............
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Bobdown
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Only if.
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On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed.... This scenario was repeated each time they made Love, for more than 40 years, with him thinking that it was a Cute w...
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Talking dog.
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A young jackaroo from outback Queensland goes off to university, but halfway through the semester he foolishly has squandered all of his money. He calls home. 'Dad,' he says, 'you won't believe what modern education is developing. They actually have a program here in Brisbane That will teach our do...
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Paddy
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Paddy wants a job, but the foreman won't hire him until he passes alittle math's test. Here is your first question, the foreman said. "Without using numbers, represent the number 9." "Without numbers?" Paddy says? "Dat's easy." And proceeds to draw three trees. "What's this?" the boss asks. "Have y...
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Job interview.
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Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Officer asks a young engineer fresh out of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, "And what starting salary are you looking for?" The engineer replies, "In the region of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package." The interview...
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Girlfriend left.
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I got chatting with a girl in a bar last night, "Can I buy you a drink?" I asked. "Don't you have a girlfriend?" she replied, "Guys like you always have girlfriends. ""No, sadly we broke up just over a month ago," I assured her. "Oh I'm sorry to hear that," she said, "Go on then, I'll have a Cider please. A few...
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Raffle.
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A woman arrives home from work and her husband notices she's wearing a diamond necklace. He asks his wife. "Where did you get that necklace?" She replies. "I won it in a raffle at work. Go get my bath ready while I start dinner." The next day, the women arrives home from work wearing a diamond bracelet. He...
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Scouse girl.
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A Scouse girl goes to the welfare office to register for child benefit "How many children?" asks the welfare officer "Ten" replies the Scouse girl "Ten?" says the welfare worker "What are their names?" "Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan and Nathan" "Doesn't t...
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AIDS Carriers.
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Poor Gazza
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How to handle a divorce
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On the first day after his divorce, he sadly packed his belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases.On the second day, he had the movers come and collect his things.On the third day, he sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining room table, by candle-light, he put on some soft background musi...
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Gift for wife.
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Last weekend I saw something at The Gun Show that sparked my interest. I was looking for a little something different for my wife Dana. What I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse-sized Taser. The effects of the Taser were supposed to be short lived, with no long term adverse affect on your ass...
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At the bank
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The Horse.
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Todays funnies
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Bobdown
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Very special ring.
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An older man walked into a jewellery store one Friday evening with a beautiful young girl at his side. He told the jeweller he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweller looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring and showed it to him. I dont think you understand, the old ma...
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