Just Joking

Possum3 · Possum3

It was late and a traveller was looking for a room to spend the night. He had stopped at every hotel and motel and there were no rooms available. At the far edge of town, he spotted one last motel. It was his only hope. Unfortunately, the traveler was told by the clerk at this motel they had no rooms availabl...

Possum3 · Possum3

This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years, the only friction in their marriage was the husbands habit of farting loudly every morning when he awoke the noise would wake his wife and the smell would make her eyes water and make her gasp for air. Every morning she would plead wit...

JayDee · JayDee

This could have been around before in the 7000 odd posts The doctor, after an examination, sighed and said, "I've got some Bad news. You have terminal cancer, and you'd best put your affairs in order." The woman was shocked, but managed to compose herself and walk into the waiting room where her dau...

Craig1 · Craig1

Is he yours

Possum3 · Possum3

A gynaecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and paperwork, and was burned out. Hoping to try another career where skillful hands would be beneficial, he decided to become a mechanic. He went to the local technical college, signed up for evening classes, attended diligently, and l...

Possum3 · Possum3

A young boy went up to his father and asked, "Dad, what is the difference between 'potentially' and realistically'?* ... *The father thought for a moment, then answered, 'Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars.* *Then ask your sister if she would sleep wi...

Possum3 · Possum3

My wife found out that our dog (a Schnauzer) could hardly hear, so she took it to the veterinarian. The vet found that the problem was hair in the dog's ears. He cleaned both ears, and the dog could then hear fine. The vet then proceeded to tell Andrea that, if she wanted to keep this from recurring, she sho...

Peterpan · Peterpan

Having dutifully celebrated St Patrick's Day, a drunken Irishman was arrested for acting suspiciously on a zebra crossing. After being apprehended he said..."I'll play that bloody piano if it kills me".

Possum3 · Possum3

A woman decides to have a face lift for her 50th birthday. She spends $15,000 and looks sensational. On her way home, she stops at a news stand to buy a newspap...er. Before leaving, she says to the clerk, I hope you dont mind my asking, but how old do you think I am?. About 32, is the reply. Nope! Im exactly 5...

Possum3 · Possum3

A 65 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience.. Seeing God she asked : "Is my time up ?" God said : "No, you have another 33 years, 2 months and 8 days to live." Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a...

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Collo · Collo

The Queen invited the Archbishop of Canterbury the view the horses in the Royal Stable. As they we strolling down the stable one of the horses let out a loud fart. The Queen said to the Archbishop, "I'm terribly sorry Archbishop...that was most embarrasing" The Archbishop replied, " Thats alright yo...

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Possum3 · Possum3

My wife and I went into town and visited a shop. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. We went up to him and I said, "...Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?" He just ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called him an "a**hole." He glared at me and started w...

KevinJ · KevinJ

I have one of these at home.

Phillipn · Phillipn

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	Good nights sleep. (Preview) It was late and a traveller was looking for a room to spend the night. He had stopped at every hotel and motel and there were no rooms available. At the far edge of town, he spotted one last motel. It was his only hope. Unfortunately, the traveler was told by the clerk at this motel they had no rooms availabl...	Possum3	0	1414	03:08 PM Sep 23, 2019 by Possum3
	Told ya. (Preview) This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years, the only friction in their marriage was the husbands habit of farting loudly every morning when he awoke the noise would wake his wife and the smell would make her eyes water and make her gasp for air. Every morning she would plead wit...	Possum3	0	1213	02:45 PM Sep 23, 2019 by Possum3
	having your affairs in order (Preview) This could have been around before in the 7000 odd posts The doctor, after an examination, sighed and said, "I've got some Bad news. You have terminal cancer, and you'd best put your affairs in order." The woman was shocked, but managed to compose herself and walk into the waiting room where her dau...	JayDee	0	1587	07:09 AM Sep 23, 2019 by JayDee
	Parrot (Preview) Is he yours	Craig1	0	834	05:36 PM Sep 22, 2019 by Craig1
	Gynaecologist. (Preview) A gynaecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and paperwork, and was burned out. Hoping to try another career where skillful hands would be beneficial, he decided to become a mechanic. He went to the local technical college, signed up for evening classes, attended diligently, and l...	Possum3	0	1691	04:36 PM Sep 22, 2019 by Possum3
	A Young Boy's Question (Preview) A young boy went up to his father and asked, "Dad, what is the difference between 'potentially' and realistically'?* ... The father thought for a moment, then answered, 'Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. *Then ask your sister if she would sleep wi...	Possum3	0	1503	04:17 PM Sep 22, 2019 by Possum3
	Schnauzer. (Preview) My wife found out that our dog (a Schnauzer) could hardly hear, so she took it to the veterinarian. The vet found that the problem was hair in the dog's ears. He cleaned both ears, and the dog could then hear fine. The vet then proceeded to tell Andrea that, if she wanted to keep this from recurring, she sho...	Possum3	0	1588	02:37 PM Sep 22, 2019 by Possum3
	An Irish one (Preview) Having dutifully celebrated St Patrick's Day, a drunken Irishman was arrested for acting suspiciously on a zebra crossing. After being apprehended he said..."I'll play that bloody piano if it kills me".	Peterpan	0	1297	02:24 PM Sep 21, 2019 by Peterpan
	How old? (Preview) A woman decides to have a face lift for her 50th birthday. She spends $15,000 and looks sensational. On her way home, she stops at a news stand to buy a newspap...er. Before leaving, she says to the clerk, I hope you dont mind my asking, but how old do you think I am?. About 32, is the reply. Nope! Im exactly 5...	Possum3	0	1186	08:28 PM Sep 18, 2019 by Possum3
	Before time. (Preview) A 65 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience.. Seeing God she asked : "Is my time up ?" God said : "No, you have another 33 years, 2 months and 8 days to live." Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a...	Possum3	0	1268	09:40 PM Sep 17, 2019 by Possum3
	No Knickers. (Preview)	Possum3	0	1552	09:16 PM Sep 17, 2019 by Possum3
	The Queen and the Archbishop (Preview) The Queen invited the Archbishop of Canterbury the view the horses in the Royal Stable. As they we strolling down the stable one of the horses let out a loud fart. The Queen said to the Archbishop, "I'm terribly sorry Archbishop...that was most embarrasing" The Archbishop replied, " Thats alright yo...	Collo	1	1396	03:34 PM Sep 17, 2019 by Possum3
	Dead Penguins. (Preview)	Possum3	0	1422	03:33 PM Sep 17, 2019 by Possum3
	Garden of Eden. (Preview)	Possum3	0	1504	04:29 PM Sep 16, 2019 by Possum3
	Few more. (Preview)	Possum3	0	1273	11:25 AM Sep 16, 2019 by Possum3
	Fish tale. (Preview)	Possum3	0	1303	09:59 AM Sep 16, 2019 by Possum3
	Wet Hair? (Preview)	Possum3	0	1430	09:48 AM Sep 16, 2019 by Possum3
	PARKING TICKET: (Preview) My wife and I went into town and visited a shop. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. We went up to him and I said, "...Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?" He just ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called him an "a**hole." He glared at me and started w...	Possum3	1	1401	09:11 AM Sep 16, 2019 by Yendorane
	Magic Coffee Table (Preview) I have one of these at home.	KevinJ	1	1411	11:44 PM Sep 14, 2019 by Bicyclecamper
	What is this about (Preview)	Phillipn	0	1293	08:59 PM Sep 14, 2019 by Phillipn
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