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Thinking...
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A farmer goes to a livestock dealer and buys an anvil, a bucket, two chickens, and a goose. The farmer looks at his purchases and says, Damn, I WALKED here. How am I gonna carry all this home?The livestock dealer said, Why dont you put the anvil in the bucket, carry the bucket in one hand, put a chicken unde...
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Man's guide to a lasting relationship.
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1. Find a woman that makes you laugh. 2. Find a woman who has a job and likes housework 3. Find a woman who is honest. 4. Find a woman who is awesome in the bedroom. 5. Find a woman who will wait on you hand and foot. 6. Most of all it is very important that these five women never meet.
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Educated.
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A husband and wife were celebrating their 30th anniversary. One of their divorced friends approached them and congratulated them on the big achievement. I have to know, whats your secret to staying so happy? the divorcee asked. Well, the husband answered. She has a university degree in communicat...
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Close shave.
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An old cowboy walks into a barbershop in Dillon, Montana for a shave and a haircut. He tells the barber he can't get all his whiskers off because his cheeks are wrinkled from age. The barber gets a little wooden ball from a cup on the shelf and tells the old cowboy to put it inside his cheek to spread out the s...
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A Very, Very, Very, good explanation !!! lol
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Deleted. Sorry not meant to have been.Aussie Paul. -- Edited by aussie_paul on Monday 21st of January 2019 10:54:14 PM
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The Prawn & Crab...David Niven....short MP4 video
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Another old classic...Hoo Roo
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Goldfinger
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Theresa May survive......
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Fasten your seat belt....Theresa May get to 10 Downing Street....Hoo Roo -- Edited by Goldfinger on Monday 21st of January 2019 04:39:16 PM
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Great Doctors
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A British doctor says: "In Britain, medicine is so advanced that we can cut off a man's liver, put it in another man, and in 6 weeks, he will be looking for a job."The German doctor says: "That's nothing, in Germany we can take part of a brain, put it in another man, and in 4 weeks he will be looking for a job."...
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Funny sayings
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Bobdown
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Goooo Grrannnyyy!
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Goldfinger
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Scotsman
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The Englishman's wife steps up to the first tee. As she bends over to place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear. Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing any knickers?" her husband demanded. "Well, you don't give me enough housekeeping money to afford them" she r...
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Bobdown
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Magic Genie.
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A man was walking along a beach when he tripped over a lamp. He turned around and kicked the lamp out of anger. A few seconds later, a genie popped out of the lamp. Reluctantly, the genie said: "Even though you kicked me, I still have to give you three wishes. However, because of what you did, I will also giv...
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Paddy Again
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Some more humour.....plus old cap gun photo...
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1.Who remembers the cap gun when we were kids...?......and they smelled great when fired....double them over for louder bang....Hoo Roo
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Camel & Irish
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An englishman an irishman and a scotsman were in the sweltering desert walking around looking desperatly for something to eat and drink, when, as if out of nowhere, a camel appeared. The englishman caught the camel and spluttered I support "Liverpool, so I suppose I better eat the liver." The scotsm...
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Camel and the Priest
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A nun and a priest were crossing the Sahara desert on a camel. On the third day out the camel suddenly dropped dead without warning. After dusting themselves off, the nun and the priest surveyed their situation. After a long period of silence, the priest spoke. "Well sister, this looks pretty grim." "...
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Short Camels
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Q: What do you call a camel without a hump? A: Humphrey (Hump-free). Q: Did you hear about the camel who was accused of stock fraud? A: He took part in a hump and dump scheme. Q: Why did the Taliban school alternate Sex Education classes with Drivers Ed.? A: They only had one camel. Q. What do you call a Talib...
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Classic Pommie Humour...short MP4 Video..
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Sanity.
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A man visited the local mental hospital and asked the head doctor how to determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalised. Its simple actually, said the doctor. We fill up a bathtub, then we offer the patient a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket. Then we simply ask him or her to empty the batht...
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Some Wisdom Here
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Brenda was in the fertilized egg business. She had several hundred young 'pullets' and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs. She kept records, and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot and was replaced. This took a lot of time, so she bought some tiny bells and attached them to her roosters...
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