Just Joking

JayDee · JayDee

Jay&Dee Why I Like Retirement! Question: How many days in a week? Answer: 6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday Question: When is a retiree's bedtime? Answer: Two hours after falling asleep on the couch. Question: How many retirees does it take to change a light bulb?Answer...

Craig1 · Craig1

chimney sweep

Possum3 · Possum3

The Navy found they had too many officers and decided to offer an early retirement bonus. They promised any officer who volunteered for Retirement a bonus of $1,000 for every inch measured in a straight line between any two points in his body.. The officer got to choose what those two points would be. T...

Possum3 · Possum3

Three old ladies were sitting side by side in their retirement home in Byron reminiscing. The first lady recalled shopping at the green grocers and demonstrated with her hands, the length and thickness of a cucumber she could buy for a penny. The second old lady nodded, adding that onions used to be m...

Possum3 · Possum3

Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day when he came across a ticket from the local shoe repair shop. The date stamped on the ticket showed that... it was over eleven years old: They both laughed and tried to remember which of them might have forgotten to pick up a pair of shoes over a decade...

Aus-Kiwi · Aus-Kiwi

A million kids want to clean up the earth? A million parents would love it if it started in their bedroom!!!

Possum3 · Possum3

A very attractive lady goes up to a bar A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over i...mmediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his...

Possum3 · Possum3

Little Bruce and Jenny are only 12 years old, but they know they are in love. One day they decide that they want to get married, so Bruce goes to Jenny's father to ask him for her hand. Bruce bravely walks up to him and says, "Mr. Smith, me and Jenny are in love and I want to ask you for her hand in marriage."......

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Colin was bragging to his boss one day:"You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone and I know them."Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff. "OK, Colin how about Tom Cruise?""Sure, yes, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it."So Colin and his boss fly out to Holly...

Possum3 · Possum3

After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly Rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly successful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits. Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed o...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Aussie Paul.

Craig1 · Craig1

with a small update. Bring on your additions

Bobdown · Bobdown

Funny what people do with time on their hands, very clever..........

Bobdown · Bobdown

Bobdown · Bobdown

"A blonde man is in the bathroom and his wife shouts: "Did you find the shampoo?" He answers, "Yes, but I'm not sure what to do... it's for dry hair, and I've just wet mine." A blonde man spies a letter lying on his doormat.It says on the envelope "DO NOT BEND ".He spends the next 2 hours trying to figure out...

Craig1 · Craig1

Ah, the bagpipes

Bobdown · Bobdown

Craig1 · Craig1

be careful

Possum3 · Possum3

In a Chicago hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied. A nurse noticed his predicament. Sir, she said "You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall." He did what he needed to, and as he sat there h...

Possum3 · Possum3

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	Why I like Retirement (Preview) Jay&Dee Why I Like Retirement! Question: How many days in a week? Answer: 6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday Question: When is a retiree's bedtime? Answer: Two hours after falling asleep on the couch. Question: How many retirees does it take to change a light bulb?Answer...	JayDee	1	1690	11:25 PM Oct 1, 2019 by Greg 1
	Redneck (Preview) chimney sweep	Craig1	0	1516	10:14 PM Oct 1, 2019 by Craig1
	Measure. (Preview) The Navy found they had too many officers and decided to offer an early retirement bonus. They promised any officer who volunteered for Retirement a bonus of $1,000 for every inch measured in a straight line between any two points in his body.. The officer got to choose what those two points would be. T...	Possum3	0	1251	05:38 PM Oct 1, 2019 by Possum3
	Memories. (Preview) Three old ladies were sitting side by side in their retirement home in Byron reminiscing. The first lady recalled shopping at the green grocers and demonstrated with her hands, the length and thickness of a cucumber she could buy for a penny. The second old lady nodded, adding that onions used to be m...	Possum3	0	1277	10:28 AM Oct 1, 2019 by Possum3
	Shoemaker. (Preview) Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day when he came across a ticket from the local shoe repair shop. The date stamped on the ticket showed that... it was over eleven years old: They both laughed and tried to remember which of them might have forgotten to pick up a pair of shoes over a decade...	Possum3	0	1210	10:16 AM Oct 1, 2019 by Possum3
	Save the planet (Preview) A million kids want to clean up the earth? A million parents would love it if it started in their bedroom!!!	Aus-Kiwi	0	1381	09:28 AM Oct 1, 2019 by Aus-Kiwi
	Seductive. (Preview) A very attractive lady goes up to a bar A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over i...mmediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his...	Possum3	0	1343	08:30 AM Oct 1, 2019 by Possum3
	Bruce. (Preview) Little Bruce and Jenny are only 12 years old, but they know they are in love. One day they decide that they want to get married, so Bruce goes to Jenny's father to ask him for her hand. Bruce bravely walks up to him and says, "Mr. Smith, me and Jenny are in love and I want to ask you for her hand in marriage."......	Possum3	0	809	07:53 AM Oct 1, 2019 by Possum3
	Colin the bragger... (Preview) Colin was bragging to his boss one day:"You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone and I know them."Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff. "OK, Colin how about Tom Cruise?""Sure, yes, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it."So Colin and his boss fly out to Holly...	aussie_paul	4	1798	07:50 AM Oct 1, 2019 by WAssa41
	Danglies. (Preview) After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly Rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly successful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits. Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed o...	Possum3	1	1605	11:49 PM Sep 30, 2019 by Greg 1
	For the ladies..... (Preview) Aussie Paul.	aussie_paul	0	1467	01:20 PM Sep 30, 2019 by aussie_paul
	will rogers (Preview) with a small update. Bring on your additions	Craig1	0	1459	09:38 PM Sep 27, 2019 by Craig1
	Thai Helicopter (Preview) Funny what people do with time on their hands, very clever..........	Bobdown	0	1490	07:02 PM Sep 27, 2019 by Bobdown
	Unfortunate Name (Preview)	Bobdown	0	1205	07:00 PM Sep 27, 2019 by Bobdown
	Friday's Blonde Jokes (Preview) "A blonde man is in the bathroom and his wife shouts: "Did you find the shampoo?" He answers, "Yes, but I'm not sure what to do... it's for dry hair, and I've just wet mine." A blonde man spies a letter lying on his doormat.It says on the envelope "DO NOT BEND ".He spends the next 2 hours trying to figure out...	Bobdown	0	1121	03:22 PM Sep 27, 2019 by Bobdown
	Scottish (Preview) Ah, the bagpipes	Craig1	0	1783	09:27 PM Sep 26, 2019 by Craig1
	Bush camp (Preview)	Bobdown	1	859	05:16 PM Sep 26, 2019 by Long Weekend
	Blonde also (Preview) be careful	Craig1	0	1486	09:23 PM Sep 24, 2019 by Craig1
	Don't touch Buttons. (Preview) In a Chicago hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied. A nurse noticed his predicament. Sir, she said "You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall." He did what he needed to, and as he sat there h...	Possum3	0	1320	03:29 PM Sep 24, 2019 by Possum3
	Blonde. (Preview)	Possum3	0	1172	03:22 PM Sep 24, 2019 by Possum3
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