A repeat offender walks into court and stands in front of the judge.
After he looks him up and down, the judge says to the defendant: I thought I told you I never wanted to see you in here again?
Your Honour, the criminal says. Thats what I tried to tell the police but they wouldnt listen!
Possum; AKA:- Ali El-Aziz Mohamed Gundawiathan
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