I realize its terrible weather out there and I have this huge house
all to myself, but Im recently widowed, she explained, and Im
afraid the neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house.

Dont worry. John said. Well be happy to sleep in the barn and
if the weather breaks, well be gone at first light.

The woman agreed and the two men found their way to the barn and
settled in for the night.

Come morning, the weather had cleared so they got on their way and
enjoyed a great weekend of golf.

But about nine months later, John got an unexpected letter from an
attorney. It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally
determined that it was from the attorney of that attractive widow he
had met on the golf weekend.

He dropped in on his friend Shawn and asked, Shawn, do you remember
that good looking widow on the farm we stayed at on our golf holiday
in Scotland about 9 months ago?

Yes, I do, said Shawn.

Did you, er, happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to
the house, and pay her a visit?

Well, um, yes, Shawn said, a little embarrassed about being found
out. I have to admit that I did.

And did you happen to give her my name and address instead of telling
her your name?

Shawns face turned beet red and he said, Yeah, look, Im sorry,
buddy. Im afraid I did. Whdy do you ask?

She just died and left me everything.

You thought the ending would be different, didnt you? You know you
smiled, so keep that smile for the rest of the day