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To be young again
(Preview)
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Bobdown
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0
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999
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Sex Therapist.
(Preview)
A couple, both age 78, went to an NHS sex therapist's office. The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?" The man said, "Will you watch us have sex?" The doctor ...looked puzzled, but agreed. When the couple finished, the doctor said, "There's nothing wrong with the way you have sex," and charged them £50...
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Possum3
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0
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958
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Slick Lawyer.
(Preview)
A big city lawyer was called in on a case between a farmer and a large railroad company. The farmer noticed that his prize cow was missing from the field through which the railroad passed. He filed a suit against the railroad company for the value of the cow. The attorney cornered the farmer and tried to g...
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Possum3
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0
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779
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Frugal
(Preview)
The RSM of a Scottish regiment walks in to a chemist shop carefully unwraps a small paper bag and plonks a tatty, beat up, worn and torn condom on the counter, Hoo much tae repair this? he asks. Chemist looks it over and replies, Hmm, looks pretty bad, a repair will cost you two shillings . . . The RSM thinks...
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rgren2
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0
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1054
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Irish Ghost.
(Preview)
John Reilly, a Cavan man studying in UCD, was on the side of the road hitchhiking back to Dublin on a very dark night and in the midst of a big storm. The night was rolling on and no car went by. The storm was so strong he could hardly see a few feet ahead of him. Suddenly, he saw a car slowly coming towards him an...
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Possum3
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0
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1271
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Van Gogh
(Preview)
Family tree .............corny I know, but that's all I got today.......cheers Bob
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Bobdown
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0
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971
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Snoring cure.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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0
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888
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Threat.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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1
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1260
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Calm & Composed.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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0
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909
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Life Skills.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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1
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1189
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Licence.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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0
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1505
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Distinction between.
(Preview)
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Possum3
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0
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1045
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Julia's chauffeur.
(Preview)
Julia Gillard touring the countryside in a chauffeur-driven car. Suddenly, a cow walks out onto the road, they hit it full on and the car comes to a stop. Julia in her usual charming manner, says to the chauffeur: You get out and check - you were driving. The chauffeur gets out, checks and reports that th...
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Possum3
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0
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1109
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Easter Bunny
(Preview)
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Bobdown
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0
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1451
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How could you?
(Preview)
How many of you noticed the dog, before reading the script?
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Possum3
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0
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1130
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Hostile Driver.
(Preview)
A police officer stops a driver for running a red light. The driver is a real jerk, demanding to know why he is being harassed by the Gestapo! So the officer calmly tells him of the red light violation. The motorist instantly goes on a tirade, questioning the officer's ancestry, sexual orientation, et...
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Possum3
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0
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1388
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The rich Arab
(Preview)
The rich Arab A rich Arab walks into a crowded bar and is about to order a drink, when he sees a guy close by wearing a Jewish cap, a prayer shawl/tzitzis and traditional locks of hair. He doesn't have to be an Einstein to know that this guy is Jewish. So, he shouts over to the bartender so loudly that eve...
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Bobdown
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0
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1734
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Irish Mating Call
(Preview)
Irish Mating Call Two Indians and an Irishman were walking through the woods. All of a sudden one of the Indians ran up a hill to the mouth of a small cave. 'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' he called into the cave and listened closely until he heard an answering, 'Wooooo! Wooooo! Woooooo! He then tore o...
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Bobdown
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0
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1159
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More Funnies
(Preview)
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Bobdown
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0
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1100
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Funny pics
(Preview)
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Bobdown
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0
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1129
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