A few days before his wife's birthday:
Husband: Dear. "What would you like for your present?"
Wife: "I really don't think I should say."
Husband: "How about a diamond ring?"
Wife: "I don't care much for diamonds."
Husband: "Well then, how about a mink coat?"
Wife: "You know I do not like furs."
Husband: "A gold or pearl necklace?"
Wife: "I already have three of them."
Husband: "Well, gosh, what do you want?"
Wife: "What I'd really like is a divorce."
Husband: "Hmmm, I wasn't planning on spending that much."
Possum; AKA:- Ali El-Aziz Mohamed Gundawiathan
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