Just Joking

Possum3 · Possum3

A driver was pulled over by a police officer for speeding. As the officer was writing the ticket, she noticed several machetes in the car. What are those for? she asked suspiciously. Im a juggler, the man replied. I use those in my act. Well, show me, the officer requested. So he got out the machetes and s...

fwdoz · fwdoz

An irate motorist went to his insurance company and demanded money because his car had been stolen. "But" explained the insurance agent "we do not give you money. We will replace the car with another". The man replied indignantly "Well, if that's the way you do business, you can just cancel the polic...

Bobdown · Bobdown

Funny British homophobic skit .......very good at putting his foot in it.

Bobdown · Bobdown

A man returns from a trip to Shanghai and is feeling very ill. He goes to see his doctor and is immediately rushed to the hospital to undergo a series of tests. The man wakes up after these tests in a private room at the hospital and the phone by his bed rings."This is your doctor," says the voice on the phone...

LLD · LLD

She wanted to serve her guests mushroom-smothered steak, but she had no mushrooms and no time to buy them. Her husband suggested, "Why don't you go pick some of the mushrooms that are growing wild down by the stream? "No --- some wild mushrooms are poisonous." "Well, I see squirrels eating them and...

Possum3 · Possum3

A man wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of painkillers and a glass of water on the side table. He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in a perfect order,...

Bobdown · Bobdown

British Humour

Possum3 · Possum3

Bobdown · Bobdown

Absolute classic....... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4O-UgD5Od20

LLD · LLD

madaboutled · madaboutled

Bobdown · Bobdown

Little Billy returns home from school and says he got an F in arithmetic. "Why?" asks his father. "The teacher asked, 'How much is 2x3?' I said 6," replied Billy."But that's right!" says his dad. "Yeah, but then she asked me, 'How much is 3x2?'" "What's the f*cking difference? " asks the father. "...

Bobdown · Bobdown

Little Billy was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another.After the 6th one, a man on the bench across from him said, "Son, you know eating all that candy isn't good for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat." Little Billy replied, "My grandfather lived to be 1...

Rob Driver · Rob Driver

Sorry could only get a Facebook link so deleted it. -- Edited by bentaxlebabe on Monday 11th of February 2019 08:56:00 AM

Possum3 · Possum3

A young man was strolling down the street. As he passed a large building with a fence around it, he heard a group of people chanting: Thirteen, thirteen, thirteen over and over again. Curious, he tried to see over the fence, but couldnt. Then he spotted a small hole in the wood and put his eye to it. He just...

Possum3 · Possum3

One day a little girl was watching her mother make a roast beef. She cut off the ends, wrapped it in string, seasoned it and set it in the roasting pan. The little girl asked her mother why she cut the ends of the roast off. The mother replied, after some thought, that it was the way that her mother had done it...

Bobdown · Bobdown

Dead parrot At dawn the telephone rings, "Hello, Senor? This is Ernesto, the caretaker at your country house." "Ah yes, Ernesto. What can I do for you? Is there a problem?" "Umm, I am just calling to advise you, Senor, that your green and purple parrot, he is dead". "My parrot? Dead? The one that wo...

Possum3 · Possum3

It was pelting down with rain and a big puddle had formed out the front of a pub. An old man stood beside the puddle holding a stick with a string on the end and began jiggling it up and down in the water. A young man, who was travelling through the town, stopped to ask what he was doing. "Fishing," replied the...

Possum3 · Possum3

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

Should have got a medal......Hoo Roo

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	The juggler. (Preview) A driver was pulled over by a police officer for speeding. As the officer was writing the ticket, she noticed several machetes in the car. What are those for? she asked suspiciously. Im a juggler, the man replied. I use those in my act. Well, show me, the officer requested. So he got out the machetes and s...	Possum3	0	1018	11:27 AM Feb 16, 2019 by Possum3
	Insurance Policy (Preview) An irate motorist went to his insurance company and demanded money because his car had been stolen. "But" explained the insurance agent "we do not give you money. We will replace the car with another". The man replied indignantly "Well, if that's the way you do business, you can just cancel the polic...	fwdoz	0	829	04:38 PM Feb 15, 2019 by fwdoz
	Meeting the boyfriend (Preview) Funny British homophobic skit .......very good at putting his foot in it.	Bobdown	0	987	02:08 PM Feb 15, 2019 by Bobdown
	Flat diet (Preview) A man returns from a trip to Shanghai and is feeling very ill. He goes to see his doctor and is immediately rushed to the hospital to undergo a series of tests. The man wakes up after these tests in a private room at the hospital and the phone by his bed rings."This is your doctor," says the voice on the phone...	Bobdown	0	1140	01:04 PM Feb 14, 2019 by Bobdown
	Mushrooms (Preview) She wanted to serve her guests mushroom-smothered steak, but she had no mushrooms and no time to buy them. Her husband suggested, "Why don't you go pick some of the mushrooms that are growing wild down by the stream? "No --- some wild mushrooms are poisonous." "Well, I see squirrels eating them and...	LLD	0	927	11:54 AM Feb 14, 2019 by LLD
	Hungover. (Preview) A man wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of painkillers and a glass of water on the side table. He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in a perfect order,...	Possum3	0	1199	07:34 PM Feb 13, 2019 by Possum3
	Too much wine (Preview) British Humour	Bobdown	0	1199	02:38 PM Feb 13, 2019 by Bobdown
	Daffy Duck. (Preview)	Possum3	1	1049	09:18 AM Feb 13, 2019 by Blues Man
	Angry Scottish Pizza Man (Preview) Absolute classic....... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4O-UgD5Od20	Bobdown	2	1614	09:11 AM Feb 13, 2019 by Blues Man
	Catholic Coffee (Preview)	LLD	0	954	02:59 PM Feb 12, 2019 by LLD
	aliens discussing freedom campers (Preview)	madaboutled	1	949	09:06 AM Feb 12, 2019 by Possum3
	Dirty Little Billy (Preview) Little Billy returns home from school and says he got an F in arithmetic. "Why?" asks his father. "The teacher asked, 'How much is 2x3?' I said 6," replied Billy."But that's right!" says his dad. "Yeah, but then she asked me, 'How much is 3x2?'" "What's the f*cking difference? " asks the father. "...	Bobdown	0	1263	03:24 PM Feb 11, 2019 by Bobdown
	Little Billy (Preview) Little Billy was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another.After the 6th one, a man on the bench across from him said, "Son, you know eating all that candy isn't good for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat." Little Billy replied, "My grandfather lived to be 1...	Bobdown	0	769	03:20 PM Feb 11, 2019 by Bobdown
	A Busy Day (Preview) Sorry could only get a Facebook link so deleted it. -- Edited by bentaxlebabe on Monday 11th of February 2019 08:56:00 AM	Rob Driver	0	1550	08:53 AM Feb 11, 2019 by Rob Driver
	Curious. (Preview) A young man was strolling down the street. As he passed a large building with a fence around it, he heard a group of people chanting: Thirteen, thirteen, thirteen over and over again. Curious, he tried to see over the fence, but couldnt. Then he spotted a small hole in the wood and put his eye to it. He just...	Possum3	2	1676	08:49 AM Feb 11, 2019 by Blues Man
	Cooking lesson. (Preview) One day a little girl was watching her mother make a roast beef. She cut off the ends, wrapped it in string, seasoned it and set it in the roasting pan. The little girl asked her mother why she cut the ends of the roast off. The mother replied, after some thought, that it was the way that her mother had done it...	Possum3	0	1441	05:15 PM Feb 10, 2019 by Possum3
	Dead parrot (Preview) Dead parrot At dawn the telephone rings, "Hello, Senor? This is Ernesto, the caretaker at your country house." "Ah yes, Ernesto. What can I do for you? Is there a problem?" "Umm, I am just calling to advise you, Senor, that your green and purple parrot, he is dead". "My parrot? Dead? The one that wo...	Bobdown	0	986	01:05 PM Feb 10, 2019 by Bobdown
	Fishing. (Preview) It was pelting down with rain and a big puddle had formed out the front of a pub. An old man stood beside the puddle holding a stick with a string on the end and began jiggling it up and down in the water. A young man, who was travelling through the town, stopped to ask what he was doing. "Fishing," replied the...	Possum3	0	981	09:57 AM Feb 10, 2019 by Possum3
	New Mercedes. (Preview)	Possum3	0	1295	09:31 AM Feb 10, 2019 by Possum3
	Is this also my weird sense of humour?...photo/caption... (Preview) Should have got a medal......Hoo Roo	Goldfinger	2	1480	10:19 PM Feb 9, 2019 by Goldfinger
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