So a old friend called and asked me if I could loan her $350 to help with her rent. I told her... id have to check my account and I'll call u right back" Before I could check my funds, her cousin called and said "Dont give her no money! Cause she been lying! Her cousin told me she wants to use that $350 to get her Baby daddy out of jail because she wanna be under the same roof with him for the holidays!!! So I thought about it for a minute, and decided to go ahead and give her $350.
I called and said come on I got u. A couple hours later, I got a call from the County jail, and it was her. She gone ask me.. why you give me counterfeit Money?"
I said well I heard u was talkn bout how u wanted to be under the same roof as ur Babydaddy, so there you go!
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Possum; AKA:- Ali El-Aziz Mohamed Gundawiathan
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