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Ostrich.
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A man and an ostrich who were travelling together along a highway entered a restaurant. As they sat down the waitress asked for their orders. "A hamburger, fries, and a coke," the man replied. The waitress then turned to the ostrich and asked the same question. To which the ostrich replied: "I'll have...
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919
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Nympho Convention Lecturer
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A man boarded an aircraft at London's Heathrow Airport for New York, and taking his seat as he settled in, he noticed a very beautiful woman boarding the plane.He realised she was heading straight toward his seat and bingo - she took the seat right beside him."Hello" he blurted out "Business trip or va...
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1190
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Almost not a joke...
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1348
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A couple more I like....
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Last one typifys a much simpler/innocent Australia...Hoo Roo
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Goldfinger
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924
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A group of Victorians were travelling by Tour Bus....
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A group of Victorians were travelling by Tour Busthrough Hervey Bay.As they stopped at the Dairy Co-Op,a young guide led them through the process of cheese making,explaining that goats' milk was used.She showed the group a lovely hillside where many goats were grazing. "These", she explained, "...
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aussie_paul
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916
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Train sex
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Bobdown
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891
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Chinese sick leave
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CHINESE SICK LEAVE - "I NO COME WORK TODAY!!!" Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, boss I no come work today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach-ache and legs hurt, I no come work." The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her give me s...
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Bobdown
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1050
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Windy Day.
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A policeman noticed an old lady standing on a street corner during a sudden windstorm. She was bracing herself by holding a light post with one hand and holding her hat snug against her head with the other hand. Unfortunately, a strong gust blew her dress upward, exposing her underwear for everyone to...
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553
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Age advantages
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564
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Almost
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Bill wakes up in hospital covered in bandages from head to foot. The doctor comes in and says to Bill, "Well Bill, you've be in a very serious accident, but you'll be OK. The only thing is, is that your penis was badly damaged and we had to remove it" Bill draws breath and is mortified. The doctor goes on "Bu...
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Collo
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1079
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Flight attendant.
(Preview)
The flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that 'Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane...
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674
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Red Light.
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Two elderly women were out driving in a large car. Both of the women could barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along they came to an intersection. The stoplight was red but they just went on through. The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself, I must be losing it, I could have swor...
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503
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Poison.
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A woman walks into a Pharmacy and asks the Pharmacist for some arsenic. He asks, "What for"? She replies, "To kill my husband". He replies, "Sorry, I can't do that". She reaches into her purse and takes out a photograph of her husband making love to the Pharmacist's wife and hands it to him. He says, "Oh!...
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706
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Yellow 24'.
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A man goes into a doctor's office feeling a little ill. The doctor checks him over and says, We'll have to do some blood tests. A day later the doctor rings him with the results. 'Sorry, I have some bad news, you have Yellow 24, a really nasty virus. It's called Yellow 24 because it turns your blood yello...
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Paintar
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618
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Needed
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A man and his wife are woken up at three in the morning by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push. Not a chance, says the husband, It is three in the morning! He slams the door and returns to bed. Who was that? a...
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542
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Elephant's trunk......(Drunk)
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Bill had overstayed his time at the local hotel with all his mates,He said he was going home and crawled over to the door.All his mates were yelling and calling his name out,Bill yelled back its no good trying to talk me into staying,Im really pissed and Im going home.He dragged himself across the road,...
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Bobdown
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550
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World Class Margarita maker,I'm ready to give up Bundy!,almost!,short MP4 video..*Warning: Suggestive,Not Offensive..
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The magic is all in the special shakin'....that's some Margarita..turn your pace makers down a tad.....Hoo Roo
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Goldfinger
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504
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Beer Logic
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Bobdown
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702
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"Granddad, why don't we give it a try?”
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An old man is walking in Hastings Street, Noosa, and passes a hooker standing at her door. She asks him: "Granddad, why don't we give it a try? "No girl, that is no longer possible for me he replies. Says the hooker: "Come on, what have we got to lose, we can give it a try!? They both go inside. They undress a...
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JayDee
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833
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How do you feel?
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Two elderly gentlemen were sitting on a bench when one turned to the other and said, Slim, Im 83 years old now and Im just full of aches and pains. I know youre about my age. How do you feel? Slim replied, I feel just like a newborn baby. Really!? Like a newborn baby!? Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just w...
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658
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