An elderly gentleman was on his deathbed as his wife, three children and nurse stood close by.

He said to them: Bill, you take the two mansions on 2nd street. Mary, you take the offices in the business centre.

Debra, the apartments downtown are yours. To my dear wife, take all the residential buildings near the park.

The nurse was really impressed. She said: Your husband must have been quite a man, amassing so much property to leave to all of you.

What property? the wife responded. The man had a paper route!