Just Joking

oldbloke · oldbloke

I'll just leave this here. Lol -- Edited by oldbloke on Sunday 24th of February 2019 05:27:04 PM

Bobdown · Bobdown

A bloke sees an Ad for a talking dog for free, and being a bit lonely thinks it would be good company to talk to.He goes around to house and the man says "he's out the back, go and have a look for yourself"So he sees the dog and says "So you can talk?"The dog says "Yes, have you been to France, it great over there...

Bobdown · Bobdown

Classic Benny Hill

fwdoz · fwdoz

A ninety-year-old aboriginal elder sat in his humpy eyeing two government 'Welfare' officials sent to interview him.One official said to him: "You have observed the white man for 90 years. You have seen his wars and his technological advances. You have seen his progress and the damage he has done"....

Possum3 · Possum3

Bobdown · Bobdown

A blonde was playing golf when she took a big swing and fell. The party waiting behind her was a group from Canberra that included Bill Shorten. Bill quickly stepped forward and helped her to her feet. She thanked him and started to leave, when he said, "I'm Bill Shorten and I hope you'll vote Labor in t...

Possum3 · Possum3

fwdoz · fwdoz

A girlfriend and boyfriend walked into the girlfriend's house and the girlfriend said to her mum "Mum, me and my boyfriend are going up to my room" and the mum says "Okay honey, you kids have fun". When they are in the room, the mum hears "Baby baby baby oh!" The mum walks to the door and ask "What the hell is...

Possum3 · Possum3

Possum3 · Possum3

Bobdown · Bobdown

Possum3 · Possum3

An attractive woman was away on holiday for the weekend when she decided to go to the casino. When she arrived she seemed a little intoxicated and bet $20,000 on a single roll of the dice. "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude," she announced. With that she stripped down...

Bobdown · Bobdown

Talk about thick......

Bobdown · Bobdown

The only cow in a small town in Ireland stopped giving milk. Then the town folk found they could buy a cow in Wales quite cheaply. So, they brought the cow over from Wales. It was absolutely wonderful,it produced lots of milk every day and everyone was happy. They bought a bull to mate with the cow to get...

Possum3 · Possum3

One day a local priest was walking down the street of his small town. He was happily humming a tune when he saw little Johnny trying to reach the doorbell of a nearby house. Hey there, sonny said the priest with a kind smile, let me help you out. The priest reached out and pressed the bell for the boy. Anyt...

biggles2 · biggles2

short vid .. but niiiice . !

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

Ample room for wishful thinking notes......Hoo Roo

JayDee · JayDee

After my wife died, I couldn't even look at another woman for 10 years. But now that I'm out of gaol, I can honestly say it was worth it ! Got an e-mail today from a "bored housewife 32, looking for some action!" I've sent her my ironing. That'll keep her busy!The wife's been hinting she wants something...

biggles2 · biggles2

.. not much else you could say .. eh !

Possum3 · Possum3

A farmer was in an accident with a trucking company and finally decided his injuries were serious enough to take the company to court. In court, the trucking companys lawyer was questioning the farmer and asked, Didnt you say at the scene of the accident, Im fine? The farmer responded, Well let me tell...

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	SMS (Preview) I'll just leave this here. Lol -- Edited by oldbloke on Sunday 24th of February 2019 05:27:04 PM	oldbloke	0	1201	05:24 PM Feb 24, 2019 by oldbloke
	Talking dog. (Preview) A bloke sees an Ad for a talking dog for free, and being a bit lonely thinks it would be good company to talk to.He goes around to house and the man says "he's out the back, go and have a look for yourself"So he sees the dog and says "So you can talk?"The dog says "Yes, have you been to France, it great over there...	Bobdown	0	1417	04:04 PM Feb 24, 2019 by Bobdown
	Funny ....not a word spoken (Preview) Classic Benny Hill	Bobdown	0	954	03:37 PM Feb 24, 2019 by Bobdown
	A visit from the Welfare officials (Preview) A ninety-year-old aboriginal elder sat in his humpy eyeing two government 'Welfare' officials sent to interview him.One official said to him: "You have observed the white man for 90 years. You have seen his wars and his technological advances. You have seen his progress and the damage he has done"....	fwdoz	0	946	10:47 AM Feb 24, 2019 by fwdoz
	Men won't say ........ (Preview)	Possum3	0	730	10:34 AM Feb 24, 2019 by Possum3
	Blonde golfer (Preview) A blonde was playing golf when she took a big swing and fell. The party waiting behind her was a group from Canberra that included Bill Shorten. Bill quickly stepped forward and helped her to her feet. She thanked him and started to leave, when he said, "I'm Bill Shorten and I hope you'll vote Labor in t...	Bobdown	2	957	09:21 AM Feb 24, 2019 by Blues Man
	For a dollar Granpa...... (Preview)	Possum3	0	842	08:43 AM Feb 24, 2019 by Possum3
	Daughter & the boyfriend (Preview) A girlfriend and boyfriend walked into the girlfriend's house and the girlfriend said to her mum "Mum, me and my boyfriend are going up to my room" and the mum says "Okay honey, you kids have fun". When they are in the room, the mum hears "Baby baby baby oh!" The mum walks to the door and ask "What the hell is...	fwdoz	0	891	09:59 PM Feb 23, 2019 by fwdoz
	Bald. (Preview)	Possum3	0	621	05:59 PM Feb 23, 2019 by Possum3
	Wind Change. (Preview)	Possum3	0	990	05:54 PM Feb 23, 2019 by Possum3
	Listen to your Mother (Preview)	Bobdown	0	812	03:47 PM Feb 23, 2019 by Bobdown
	You bet. (Preview) An attractive woman was away on holiday for the weekend when she decided to go to the casino. When she arrived she seemed a little intoxicated and bet $20,000 on a single roll of the dice. "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude," she announced. With that she stripped down...	Possum3	0	867	09:51 AM Feb 23, 2019 by Possum3
	Irish Can Opener (Preview) Talk about thick......	Bobdown	3	774	08:40 AM Feb 23, 2019 by drtooheys
	Welsh Cow (Preview) The only cow in a small town in Ireland stopped giving milk. Then the town folk found they could buy a cow in Wales quite cheaply. So, they brought the cow over from Wales. It was absolutely wonderful,it produced lots of milk every day and everyone was happy. They bought a bull to mate with the cow to get...	Bobdown	0	789	11:27 AM Feb 22, 2019 by Bobdown
	Little Johnny again. (Preview) One day a local priest was walking down the street of his small town. He was happily humming a tune when he saw little Johnny trying to reach the doorbell of a nearby house. Hey there, sonny said the priest with a kind smile, let me help you out. The priest reached out and pressed the bell for the boy. Anyt...	Possum3	0	1167	04:51 PM Feb 21, 2019 by Possum3
	Sweet Justice (Preview) short vid .. but niiiice . !	biggles2	2	754	11:41 AM Feb 20, 2019 by Possum3
	Interesting Read.?...?.very short MP4 (Preview) Ample room for wishful thinking notes......Hoo Roo	Goldfinger	1	496	07:59 AM Feb 20, 2019 by Goldfinger
	one liners (Preview) After my wife died, I couldn't even look at another woman for 10 years. But now that I'm out of gaol, I can honestly say it was worth it ! Got an e-mail today from a "bored housewife 32, looking for some action!" I've sent her my ironing. That'll keep her busy!The wife's been hinting she wants something...	JayDee	1	1133	09:42 PM Feb 19, 2019 by Woody n Sue
	.. Don't lose your marbles ! (Preview) .. not much else you could say .. eh !	biggles2	1	800	09:26 PM Feb 19, 2019 by Craig1
	Favourite Mule (Preview) A farmer was in an accident with a trucking company and finally decided his injuries were serious enough to take the company to court. In court, the trucking companys lawyer was questioning the farmer and asked, Didnt you say at the scene of the accident, Im fine? The farmer responded, Well let me tell...	Possum3	0	817	04:23 PM Feb 19, 2019 by Possum3
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