Just Joking

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

HER DIARY:Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird.We had made plans to meet at a nice restaurant for dinner. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment on it. Conversation wasn't flowing, so I suggested that we go som...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House.One is from Chicago, another is from Tennessee, and the third is from Minnesota.All three go with a White House official to examine the fence.The Minnesota contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works s...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Murphy, a furniture dealer from Dublin, decided to expand the line of furniture in his store, so he decided to go to Paris to see what he could find.After arriving in Paris, he visited with some manufacturers and selected a line that he thought would sell well back home. To celebrate the new acquisitio...

rgren2 · rgren2

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

The Satnav A new poem by Pam AyresI have a little Satnav, It sits there in my carA Satnav is a driver's friend it tells you where you are.I have a little Satnav, I've had it all my lifeIt's better than the normal ones, My Satnav is my wife.It gives me full instructions, Especially how to drive"It's sixty mi...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing." "What do they say?" the priest inquired.They say, "Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?""That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed, then he thought for a...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Man wakes up one morning to see his wife in a skimpy negligee, standing by the bed with some velvet rope in her hand.She purrs at him..."Tie me up and you can do anything that you like"He thought - now that's an offer I can't refuse!So he did, and went out and played golf.....

Southern Cruizer · Southern Cruizer

An old retired sailor puts on his old uniform and goes down to the docks once more for old time's sake.He hires a prostitute and takes her up to a room. He's going at it as best as he can for a guy his age when he asks, "How am I doing?"The prostitute replies, "Well, sailor, you're doing about three knots.""T...

Aussie1 · Aussie1

I was walking past a mental hospital the other day, and all of the patients were shouting " 13... 13... 13.. The fence was to high to see over. But I saw a little gap in the planks , so I looked through to see what was going on. Some bloody idiot pocked me in the eye with a stick. Then they all started shoutin...

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Southern Cruizer · Southern Cruizer

A guy was playing golf one day and he got lost.He saw a lady up ahead of him and went to her and said, "Can you please help me, I don't know what Hole I'm on."She told him "You are one hole behind me. I'm on 7; you're on 6."He thanked her and continued playing golf.Later, he got lost again.He saw the same lady an...

Southern Cruizer · Southern Cruizer

A 5 year old girl went to visit her grandmother one day. She played with her dolls as grandma dusted the furniture. At one point, she looked up and asked: "Grandma. how come you don't have a boyfriend?" Grandma replied: "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroon and watch it all day long. The TV e...

Gundog · Gundog

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	HER DIARY: (Preview) HER DIARY:Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird.We had made plans to meet at a nice restaurant for dinner. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment on it. Conversation wasn't flowing, so I suggested that we go som...	aussie_paul	2	851	10:57 PM Oct 11, 2024 by Bicyclecamper
	RIP.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	719	06:50 PM Oct 11, 2024 by aussie_paul
	Tendering procedures.. (Preview) Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House.One is from Chicago, another is from Tennessee, and the third is from Minnesota.All three go with a White House official to examine the fence.The Minnesota contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works s...	aussie_paul	0	465	06:45 PM Oct 11, 2024 by aussie_paul
	The Irish Furniture Dealer.. (Preview) Murphy, a furniture dealer from Dublin, decided to expand the line of furniture in his store, so he decided to go to Paris to see what he could find.After arriving in Paris, he visited with some manufacturers and selected a line that he thought would sell well back home. To celebrate the new acquisitio...	aussie_paul	0	498	06:42 PM Oct 11, 2024 by aussie_paul
	Oh, brother. (Preview)	rgren2	1	801	09:33 AM Oct 11, 2024 by peter67
	A small tourist town.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	665	10:16 PM Oct 10, 2024 by aussie_paul
	The Satnav A new poem by Pam Ayres.. (Preview) The Satnav A new poem by Pam AyresI have a little Satnav, It sits there in my carA Satnav is a driver's friend it tells you where you are.I have a little Satnav, I've had it all my lifeIt's better than the normal ones, My Satnav is my wife.It gives me full instructions, Especially how to drive"It's sixty mi...	aussie_paul	0	659	07:27 PM Oct 8, 2024 by aussie_paul
	Funnies...... (Preview) A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing." "What do they say?" the priest inquired.They say, "Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?""That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed, then he thought for a...	aussie_paul	0	550	07:23 PM Oct 8, 2024 by aussie_paul
	Susan. (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	475	07:19 PM Oct 8, 2024 by aussie_paul
	Can't refuse.. (Preview) Man wakes up one morning to see his wife in a skimpy negligee, standing by the bed with some velvet rope in her hand.She purrs at him..."Tie me up and you can do anything that you like"He thought - now that's an offer I can't refuse!So he did, and went out and played golf.....	aussie_paul	0	520	07:17 PM Oct 8, 2024 by aussie_paul
	3 Knots (Preview) An old retired sailor puts on his old uniform and goes down to the docks once more for old time's sake.He hires a prostitute and takes her up to a room. He's going at it as best as he can for a guy his age when he asks, "How am I doing?"The prostitute replies, "Well, sailor, you're doing about three knots.""T...	Southern Cruizer	0	586	06:08 PM Oct 8, 2024 by Southern Cruizer
	How I learned to mind my own business: (Preview) I was walking past a mental hospital the other day, and all of the patients were shouting " 13... 13... 13.. The fence was to high to see over. But I saw a little gap in the planks , so I looked through to see what was going on. Some bloody idiot pocked me in the eye with a stick. Then they all started shoutin...	Aussie1	0	629	08:26 PM Oct 7, 2024 by Aussie1
	A young woman.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	736	11:00 PM Oct 6, 2024 by aussie_paul
	And another thing.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	636	10:58 PM Oct 6, 2024 by aussie_paul
	Sick leave.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	537	10:57 PM Oct 6, 2024 by aussie_paul
	Same sex.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	505	10:53 PM Oct 6, 2024 by aussie_paul
	I don't care.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	527	10:50 PM Oct 6, 2024 by aussie_paul
	Golf (Preview) A guy was playing golf one day and he got lost.He saw a lady up ahead of him and went to her and said, "Can you please help me, I don't know what Hole I'm on."She told him "You are one hole behind me. I'm on 7; you're on 6."He thanked her and continued playing golf.Later, he got lost again.He saw the same lady an...	Southern Cruizer	0	568	01:28 PM Oct 6, 2024 by Southern Cruizer
	5 year old girl (Preview) A 5 year old girl went to visit her grandmother one day. She played with her dolls as grandma dusted the furniture. At one point, she looked up and asked: "Grandma. how come you don't have a boyfriend?" Grandma replied: "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroon and watch it all day long. The TV e...	Southern Cruizer	0	651	07:50 PM Oct 5, 2024 by Southern Cruizer
	Todays Please explain cartoon (Preview) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZ_2QUu34V8&t=2s	Gundog	2	863	05:34 PM Oct 5, 2024 by rgren2
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