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Golf..
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A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning...The first of the twosome teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a pair of men playing the next hole.Indeed, the ball hit one of the men, and he immediately clasped his hands together at his crotch, fell to the gro...
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449
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Napoleon..
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Napoleon, was high on a hill, overlooking a large battlefieldHe was very frustrated, as he could see that not everyone was fighting, and some seemed to having smokoHe instructed his senior scientist, Louis Alexandra, to make a devise so that his generals could tell the time, to coordinate the battl...
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390
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Lawyers..
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0
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452
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Every one was seated...
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0
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409
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50 Shades
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Southern Cruizer
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0
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518
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Responsible Driving
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Southern Cruizer
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0
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451
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Seine River quality.
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67HR
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2
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540
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One day, a gynecologist got bored with his job…
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One day, a gynecologist got bored with his jobSo one day, I gynecologist got bored with his job. But he realized that he had spent many years training with his hands, and he decided he would switch to careers to something else that he could use his hands with. Not wanting the stress of being a medical prof...
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aussie_paul
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3
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643
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Poser
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In Cricket you get a Duck. In golf you get a birdie and a Eagle. In soccer you get a foul. (w). What do you get in Bowls? Goldfish.
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Magnarc
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2
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509
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Poser.
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In Cricket you get a Duck. In golf you get a birdie and a Eagle. In soccer you get a foul. (w). What do you get in Bowls? Solution tomorrow.
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Magnarc
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5
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766
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Lemon drops..
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aussie_paul
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2
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757
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One day, a gynecologist got bored with his job…
(Preview)
One day, a gynecologist got bored with his jobSo one day, I gynecologist got bored with his job. But he realized that he had spent many years training with his hands, and he decided he would switch to careers to something else that he could use his hands with. Not wanting the stress of being a medical prof...
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0
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485
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Pat n Mick.
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Pat n Mick had just been laid off work. On their way home they had to walk past the Timber Mill. Pat said let's look in the window to see if they want anyone here.
Ah, would you look at that...
TREE FELLERS WANTED.
Oh what a pity there's only two of us !
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DUSTYRHODES
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0
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528
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Mistakes..
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0
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541
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Grammar..
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0
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515
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What's for dinner
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The family were sitting down for Sunday lunch but for a change from the usual lamb or beef the choice was venison, so mother said to the two children guess what the meat is today, the brother and sister looked at the meat and discussed together what it could be but couldn't guess what it was, so mother gave...
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Whenarewethere
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0
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507
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Spanners
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You may not get the joke right away ...
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dorian
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18
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1302
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Twoguys..
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aussie_paul
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3
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954
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wit & wisdom (2)
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"Funny how when you dial a wrong number, it's never engaged." "Nothing disappears quicker than a new idea in a mind that's closed." "They reckon that in 5yrs time there will be twice as much traffic about so, if you have to cross the road, better to do it now." "If you want to get to ninety don't look for it o...
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Magnarc
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819
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Paddy..
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Paddy is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk, when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river.He proceeds into the water, subsequently bumping into the preacher.The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of alcohol, whereupon, he asks him, "Are you ready to fi...
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