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PERFECTION
A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by. He
gets into the taxi and the cabbie says, Perfect timing. Youre just
like Frank.
Passenger: Who?
Cabbie: Frank Feldman. Hes a guy who did everything right all the
time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happened like
that to Frank Feldman every single time.
Passenger: There are always a few clouds over everybody.
Cabbie: Not Frank Feldman. He was a terrific athlete. He could have
won the Grand-Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang
like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should
have heard him play the piano. He was an amazing guy.
Passenger: Sounds like he was really something special.
Cabbie: Theres more. He had a memory like a computer. He remembered
everybodys birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order and
which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I
change a fuse and the whole street blacks out. But Frank Feldman
could do everything right.
Passenger: Wow, what a guy !
Cabbie: He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid
traffic jams. Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. But
Frank, he never made a mistake, and he really knew how to treat a
woman and make her feel good. He would never answer her back even if
she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes
highly polished too. He was the perfect man! He never made a mistake.
No one could ever measure up to Frank Feldman.
Passenger: How did you meet him?
Cabbie: I never actually met Frank. He died and I married his wife.
 


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Pay that one Paul!!!!!!



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