Just Joking

Possum3 · Possum3

After 37 years of marriage. Jake dumped his wife for his Young secretary. His new girlfriend demanded that they live in Jake and Ediths multi-million dollar ho...me and, since the mans lawyers were a little better, he prevailed. He gave Edith, his now ex-wife, just 3 days to move out. She spent the 1st...

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A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway in Nevada when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye....It reads:... SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 10 MILES He thinks this is a figment of his imagination and drives on without second thought.... Soon he sees another sign which r...

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A DEA officer stopped at our farm yesterday... "I need to inspect your farm for illegal growing of drugs." I said, "Okay, but don't go into that field over there....." The DEA officer verbally exploded saying, "Mister, I have the authority of the federal government with me!" Reaching into his rea...

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Two young nuns having just been ordained were on a holiday in New York City and were standing in front of the gorilla cage at the Bronx Zoo: The gorilla took one look at this beautiful young nun, bent the bars, leapt to the ground and pumped her like crazy. Then he went back into his cage, straightened the b...

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JayDee · JayDee

This one no doubt would be back there somewhere in the 15277 posts in Just Joking. But worth another reminder for us all. Jay&Dee What makes a Politician While stitching a cut on the hand of a 75 year old farmer, whose hand was caught in the squeeze gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up...

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Bobdown · Bobdown

1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead.Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow.Do not walk beside me for the path is narrow. In fact, just piss off and leave me alone. 2. Sex is like air. It's not that important unless you aren't getting any. 3. No one is listening, until you pass wind. 4....

Bobdown · Bobdown

Funny video that a few of you might relate to...........

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dorian · dorian

I've been to both places, but not in France. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dizy,_Marne "Dizy is situated in the Marne valley." "The Champagne vineyards producing the world-famous sparkling wine are located within Marne." https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bouzy "...

Bobdown · Bobdown

Works well...........

rbsuper · rbsuper

When you're dead, you don't know that you are dead. It's difficult only for the others. It's the same when you are stupid.

Bobdown · Bobdown

I Did NOT Know this! DO YOU EAT CADBURY'S CHOCOLATE? We were raised on CADBURY'S chocolate as kids and even into adulthood but I will never eat it again!! I hope from now on you will throw yours away whenever you are given any. It seems as though noth...

rgren2 · rgren2

A friend of mine, who has a stutter, was telling us about his nana. By the time he was finished we were all singing Hey Jude

fwdoz · fwdoz

A teacher asked her class to name things that ended with 'tor', that ate things. The first little boy said "Alligator". "Very good James, that's a big word". The second boy said "Predator". "Yes, that's another big word, Josh. Very well done". Little Johnny says "Vibrator". After nearly falling off...

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	Curtains. (Preview) After 37 years of marriage. Jake dumped his wife for his Young secretary. His new girlfriend demanded that they live in Jake and Ediths multi-million dollar ho...me and, since the mans lawyers were a little better, he prevailed. He gave Edith, his now ex-wife, just 3 days to move out. She spent the 1st...	Possum3	0	1408	03:02 PM Sep 11, 2019 by Possum3
	Different position. (Preview)	Possum3	0	1135	01:57 PM Sep 11, 2019 by Possum3
	Last day. (Preview)	Possum3	0	1115	01:49 PM Sep 11, 2019 by Possum3
	Holy Prostitutes (Preview) A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway in Nevada when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye....It reads:... SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 10 MILES He thinks this is a figment of his imagination and drives on without second thought.... Soon he sees another sign which r...	Possum3	0	1229	01:47 PM Sep 11, 2019 by Possum3
	9 Important Facts. (Preview)	Possum3	1	1017	11:43 AM Sep 11, 2019 by Tony Bev
	Golfing (Preview)	Possum3	0	1228	10:39 AM Sep 11, 2019 by Possum3
	DEA Officer - Oldie but still a goodie (Preview) A DEA officer stopped at our farm yesterday... "I need to inspect your farm for illegal growing of drugs." I said, "Okay, but don't go into that field over there....." The DEA officer verbally exploded saying, "Mister, I have the authority of the federal government with me!" Reaching into his rea...	Possum3	0	1140	10:37 AM Sep 11, 2019 by Possum3
	Novice nuns. (Preview) Two young nuns having just been ordained were on a holiday in New York City and were standing in front of the gorilla cage at the Bronx Zoo: The gorilla took one look at this beautiful young nun, bent the bars, leapt to the ground and pumped her like crazy. Then he went back into his cage, straightened the b...	Possum3	0	1227	03:59 PM Sep 10, 2019 by Possum3
	Jest a few. (Preview)	Possum3	0	1349	08:23 AM Sep 10, 2019 by Possum3
	What makes a Politician (Preview) This one no doubt would be back there somewhere in the 15277 posts in Just Joking. But worth another reminder for us all. Jay&Dee What makes a Politician While stitching a cut on the hand of a 75 year old farmer, whose hand was caught in the squeeze gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up...	JayDee	0	1095	07:14 PM Sep 9, 2019 by JayDee
	Updated Nursery Rhymes (Preview)	Possum3	0	1186	09:52 AM Sep 9, 2019 by Possum3
	ZEN TEACHINGS (Preview) 1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead.Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow.Do not walk beside me for the path is narrow. In fact, just piss off and leave me alone. 2. Sex is like air. It's not that important unless you aren't getting any. 3. No one is listening, until you pass wind. 4....	Bobdown	0	1447	01:28 PM Sep 8, 2019 by Bobdown
	Memory loss (Preview) Funny video that a few of you might relate to...........	Bobdown	1	1505	09:24 PM Sep 7, 2019 by StewG
	Friday Jokes (Preview) -----------------------------------------------------	fwdoz	0	1117	05:03 PM Sep 6, 2019 by fwdoz
	Bouzy and Dizy (Preview) I've been to both places, but not in France. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dizy,_Marne "Dizy is situated in the Marne valley." "The Champagne vineyards producing the world-famous sparkling wine are located within Marne." https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bouzy "...	dorian	0	1211	08:48 AM Sep 6, 2019 by dorian
	PROTOTYPE OF TRUMP'S BORDER WALL (Preview) Works well...........	Bobdown	0	1218	06:53 PM Sep 4, 2019 by Bobdown
	Death (Preview) When you're dead, you don't know that you are dead. It's difficult only for the others. It's the same when you are stupid.	rbsuper	4	1349	06:16 PM Sep 4, 2019 by Sahara05
	Chocolate danger (Preview) I Did NOT Know this! DO YOU EAT CADBURY'S CHOCOLATE? We were raised on CADBURY'S chocolate as kids and even into adulthood but I will never eat it again!! I hope from now on you will throw yours away whenever you are given any. It seems as though noth...	Bobdown	0	1409	04:03 PM Sep 3, 2019 by Bobdown
	Hey Jude (Preview) A friend of mine, who has a stutter, was telling us about his nana. By the time he was finished we were all singing Hey Jude	rgren2	0	1522	07:27 PM Sep 1, 2019 by rgren2
	This weeks jokes (Preview) A teacher asked her class to name things that ended with 'tor', that ate things. The first little boy said "Alligator". "Very good James, that's a big word". The second boy said "Predator". "Yes, that's another big word, Josh. Very well done". Little Johnny says "Vibrator". After nearly falling off...	fwdoz	0	1438	07:58 PM Aug 30, 2019 by fwdoz
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