An older man approached an attractive younger woman at a shopping mall. 'Excuse me; I can't seem to find my wife. Would you talk to me for a couple of minutes?' The woman, feeling a bit of compassion for the old fellow, said, 'Of course, sir. Do you know where your wife might be?' 'I have no idea, but every time I talk to a woman with boobs like yours, she appears out of nowhere..'