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The Queen and the Archbishop
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The Queen invited the Archbishop of Canterbury the view the horses in the Royal Stable. As they we strolling down the stable one of the horses let out a loud fart. The Queen said to the Archbishop, "I'm terribly sorry Archbishop...that was most embarrasing" The Archbishop replied, " Thats alright yo...
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1291
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Dead Penguins.
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1342
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Garden of Eden.
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1427
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Few more.
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1203
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Fish tale.
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1230
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Wet Hair?
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1356
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PARKING TICKET:
(Preview)
My wife and I went into town and visited a shop. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. We went up to him and I said, "...Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?" He just ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called him an "a**hole." He glared at me and started w...
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1326
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Magic Coffee Table
(Preview)
I have one of these at home.
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KevinJ
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What is this about
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Phillipn
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1209
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Climate Change
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Phillipn
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1082
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The Dentist
(Preview)
Some (most) of you would remember Tim Conway..............cheers
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Bobdown
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1455
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It's not cricket
(Preview)
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Bobdown
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1203
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Mayday call.
(Preview)
An air traffic control tower suddenly lost communication with a small twin engine aircraft! > A moment later the tower land line rang and was answered ...by one of the employees! > The passenger riding with the pilot who lost communications was on a cellular phone! > > He yelled, > "Ma...
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1495
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Heal the Sick
(Preview)
Grandma and grandpa were watching a religious healing program on tv... The evangelist called to all who wanted to be healed, to put one hand on the tv and the other on the body part they wanted healed...... Grandma hobbled to the tv and put one hand on the tv and the other on her arthritic hip.. Grandpa mad...
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1285
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Not OH&S
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Bobdown
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1
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1256
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Cheap Drinks
(Preview)
Four old retired guys are walking down a street in Atherton. They turned a corner and see a sign that says, Old Timer's Bar - all drinks 10 cents! They look at each other, and then go in, thinking this is too good to be true. The old bartender says in a voice that carries across the room, 'Come on in and let me p...
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1332
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Hillbilly cure.
(Preview)
Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and sa...
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1338
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Rubber Gloves
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Phillipn
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1635
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FIFO Hunters.
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1680
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Golfing Nun.
(Preview)
A nun is sitting with her Mother Superior chatting. "I used some horrible language this week and feel absolutely terrible about it." "When did you use this awful language?" asks the elder. "Well, I was golfing and hit an incredible drive that looked like it was going to go over 280 yards, but it struck a...
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