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Timbuktoo


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  Timbuktu, a literary masterpiece!

 

 

                                                   
 

     
 
 
Timbuktu - a ripper!

The Australian Poetry Competition had come down to two finalists; a
university graduate and an old aboriginal. They were given a word, then
allowed two minutes to study the word and come up with a poem that contained
the word. The word they were given was ' TIMBUKTU '

First to recite his poem was the university graduate.
He stepped to the microphone and said:
 

    


Slowly across the desert sand,
Trekked a lonely caravan
Men on camels two by two
Destination - Timbuktu .

    


The audience went crazy! No way could the old abo top that, they thought.

The old aboriginal calmly made his way to the microphone and recited;
 
                             

Me and Tim a huntin' went
Met three whores in a pop up tent
They was three, and we was two
So I buck one, and timbuktu.

The aboriginal won !!!


   
 
 

 


 


 


 


 

 

 

 

 


  

 

 

 

 



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Cheers Craig



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This is an old one but I still love it

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