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Dentist Jokes


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A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old lady, was nervous, so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his gloves. 'Do you know how they make these gloves?' he asked.

 

'No, I don't,' she replied.

'Well,' he spoofed, 'there's a building in Canada with a big tank of latex, and workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in their hands, let them dry,
then peel off the gloves and throw them into boxes of the right size.'

She didn't crack a smile. 'Oh, well. I tried,' he thought.

But five minutes later, during a delicate portion of the procedure,

she burst out laughing.

 

'What's so funny?' he asked.

 

'I was just envisioning how condoms are made!'


(Gotta watch those little old ladies! Their minds are always working!)



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The dentist was examining a patient's mouth and he said "That is a huge cavity in there. That is a huge cavity in there".

 

The patient replied 'I heard you the first time - there is no need to repeat it.'

 

The dentist replied "I didn't repeat it - that was an echo. I didn't repeat it - that was an echo"



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Ms Jones rings her local doctors surgery, and asks if she had left her panties there

The receptionist ask the nurse, who removes and replaces the paper cover from the examination table, before a new patient is examined

The nurse says no, there were no panties, when Ms Jones left the surgery

Upon receiving this information

Mrs Jones thinks for a few moments, and then said, I must have left them at the dentist



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Is that an " Echo " Tony ?

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