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Easy way to fish, not sure about the screaming camerawoman though...........

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Ok even for an Ad

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After the honeymoon, Tom was welding some stuff in the garage for fun. His new wife was standing there by the bench watching him. After a long period of silence... she finally said: "Honey, I've just been thinking; now that we are married, maybe you don't need to spend so much of your time out here in your...

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A modern day cowboy has spent many days crossing the desert without water. His horse has already died of thirst. He's crawling through the sand, certain that he... has breathed his last, when all of a sudden he sees an object sticking out of the sand several yards ahead of him. He crawls to the object, pu...

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We often get "Only in Asia" or "Only in America"pictures, so you might like some ONLY IN AUSSIE' for a change? An interesting place to live. Never a dull moment

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A little bird was flying south for the Winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was.... The dung was actually thawing...

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I would just like to thank those who put a smile on my face on this forum. Thanks and have a great Christmas.

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An Irishman wants a job, but the foreman won't hire him until he passes a little math test. Here is your first question, the foreman said. "Without using numbers, represent the number 9". "Without numbers?" The Irishman says? "Dat is easy". And proceeds to draw three trees. "What's this?" the boss as...

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The doctor said, "The good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition that causes your testicles to press on your spine and the pressure creates one heck of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles."...

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MONDAYThe mother of a 17-year-old girl was concerned that her daughter was having sex. Worried the girl might become pregnant and adversely impact the familys status, she consulted the family doctor. The doctor told her that teenagers today were very willful and any attempt to stop the girl w...

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Low Battery: A married man saved his girlfriend's phone number on his mobile as 'Low Battery'. Whenever she calls him in his absence, his wife takes the phone and plugs it into the charger. Give that man a medal.~~~~~Two Thai girls asked me if I'd like to go bed with them. They said it would be just l...

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Mick: I've been going to Night Classes every night for 5 months now. Paddy: oh! Mick: For example, do you know who Alexander Graham Bell is? Paddy: No... Mick: He's the inventor of the phone in 1876. If you took night classes you'd know this. The next day, Mick: Do you know who Alexander Dumas is? Paddy: N...

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A woman went to the service counter and... told the clerk she wanted a refund for the toaster she bought because it won't work The clerk told her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special.. Suddenly, the woman threw her arms up in the air and started screaming, 'PINCH MY NIPPLES, PIN...

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Mick, Paddy, and Tat are in their local pub having a drink. One of the locals come over to them and asks "are you three triplets?... Paddy replies yes" The local asks "well how come you and Mick are six foot tall, and Tat is only four foot six? Paddy says "ah you see me and Mick were breast fed, but there was no...

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A man walked into the ladies department and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and... said, 'I'd like to buy a bra for my wife. ' ' What type of bra?' asked the clerk. 'Type?' inquires the man, 'There's more than one type?' ' Look around,' said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every...

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After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his ...veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more children. The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that cou...

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	Fishing without a hook (Preview) Easy way to fish, not sure about the screaming camerawoman though...........	Bobdown	1	1684	09:20 PM Dec 18, 2019 by Bicyclecamper
	Good Ad (Preview) Ok even for an Ad	Bobdown	2	1453	10:11 AM Dec 18, 2019 by valiant81
	Sounds like ... (Preview) After the honeymoon, Tom was welding some stuff in the garage for fun. His new wife was standing there by the bench watching him. After a long period of silence... she finally said: "Honey, I've just been thinking; now that we are married, maybe you don't need to spend so much of your time out here in your...	Possum3	1	1033	09:13 PM Dec 17, 2019 by Tony Bev
	Lucky cowboy? (Preview) A modern day cowboy has spent many days crossing the desert without water. His horse has already died of thirst. He's crawling through the sand, certain that he... has breathed his last, when all of a sudden he sees an object sticking out of the sand several yards ahead of him. He crawls to the object, pu...	Possum3	1	1201	01:02 PM Dec 17, 2019 by Tony Bev
	Blind miracle (Preview)	Bobdown	1	1170	11:59 AM Dec 17, 2019 by Tony Bev
	How is the wife? (Preview)	Possum3	2	1381	09:59 AM Dec 17, 2019 by Nevd
	Only in Australia (Preview) We often get "Only in Asia" or "Only in America"pictures, so you might like some ONLY IN AUSSIE' for a change? An interesting place to live. Never a dull moment	Bobdown	2	1284	03:11 PM Dec 16, 2019 by Bobdown
	Biker Granny. (Preview)	Possum3	0	1137	07:35 AM Dec 16, 2019 by Possum3
	The Frozen Bird (Preview) A little bird was flying south for the Winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was.... The dung was actually thawing...	Possum3	0	846	10:16 PM Dec 15, 2019 by Possum3
	Thanks (Preview) I would just like to thank those who put a smile on my face on this forum. Thanks and have a great Christmas.	bgt	7	1589	02:37 PM Dec 15, 2019 by Possum3
	Irish Maths. (Preview) An Irishman wants a job, but the foreman won't hire him until he passes a little math test. Here is your first question, the foreman said. "Without using numbers, represent the number 9". "Without numbers?" The Irishman says? "Dat is easy". And proceeds to draw three trees. "What's this?" the boss as...	Possum3	0	1103	02:12 PM Dec 15, 2019 by Possum3
	Headache cured. (Preview) The doctor said, "The good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition that causes your testicles to press on your spine and the pressure creates one heck of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles."...	Possum3	0	863	07:24 AM Dec 15, 2019 by Possum3
	A weeks worth of jokes (Preview) MONDAYThe mother of a 17-year-old girl was concerned that her daughter was having sex. Worried the girl might become pregnant and adversely impact the familys status, she consulted the family doctor. The doctor told her that teenagers today were very willful and any attempt to stop the girl w...	Bobdown	1	1449	01:10 AM Dec 15, 2019 by Tony Bev
	It's in the contract. (Preview)	Possum3	0	1046	06:27 PM Dec 14, 2019 by Possum3
	A few Quickies (Preview) Low Battery: A married man saved his girlfriend's phone number on his mobile as 'Low Battery'. Whenever she calls him in his absence, his wife takes the phone and plugs it into the charger. Give that man a medal.~~~~~Two Thai girls asked me if I'd like to go bed with them. They said it would be just l...	Bobdown	0	976	11:07 AM Dec 14, 2019 by Bobdown
	Night Classes. (Preview) Mick: I've been going to Night Classes every night for 5 months now. Paddy: oh! Mick: For example, do you know who Alexander Graham Bell is? Paddy: No... Mick: He's the inventor of the phone in 1876. If you took night classes you'd know this. The next day, Mick: Do you know who Alexander Dumas is? Paddy: N...	Possum3	0	1105	08:26 AM Dec 14, 2019 by Possum3
	Returned toaster. (Preview) A woman went to the service counter and... told the clerk she wanted a refund for the toaster she bought because it won't work The clerk told her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special.. Suddenly, the woman threw her arms up in the air and started screaming, 'PINCH MY NIPPLES, PIN...	Possum3	0	979	11:04 PM Dec 13, 2019 by Possum3
	Irish Triplets (Preview) Mick, Paddy, and Tat are in their local pub having a drink. One of the locals come over to them and asks "are you three triplets?... Paddy replies yes" The local asks "well how come you and Mick are six foot tall, and Tat is only four foot six? Paddy says "ah you see me and Mick were breast fed, but there was no...	Possum3	0	901	10:53 PM Dec 13, 2019 by Possum3
	WHAT RELIGION IS YOUR BRA? (Preview) A man walked into the ladies department and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and... said, 'I'd like to buy a bra for my wife. ' ' What type of bra?' asked the clerk. 'Type?' inquires the man, 'There's more than one type?' ' Look around,' said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every...	Possum3	0	1186	05:01 PM Dec 13, 2019 by Possum3
	Redneck Vasectomy. (Preview) After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his ...veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more children. The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that cou...	Possum3	1	1149	11:38 PM Dec 12, 2019 by tonyd
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