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Rules for your Daughter’s Boyfriend.
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Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk, youd better be delivering a package, because youre sure as hell not picking anything up. Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off...
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2
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937
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Public Transport today?
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0
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699
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COVID
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1
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573
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No Talking
(Preview)
One night a man walks into a bar looking sad. The bartender asks the man what he wants. The man says "Oh just a beer". The bartender asked the man "What's wrong? Why are you so down today?". The man said "My wife and I got into a fight and she said she wouldn't talk to me for a month". The bartender said "So what...
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fwdoz
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You dont know Jack
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The lineage is now revealed. Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says "You don't know Jack Schitt" but now you can handle this situation.Jack is the only son of O. Schitt and Awe Schitt. O. Schitt, the fertiliser magnate, married Awe Schitt, the owner of Kneedeep N.Schitt Inc.In turn,...
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fwdoz
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0
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634
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again also.
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702
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COVID again.
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1
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649
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In the Crypt.
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598
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Sex Education fail.
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964
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BTM
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Bobdown
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677
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Some more OH&S funnies
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Tony Bev
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2
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772
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Get lockdown party over quickly
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Whenarewethere
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1
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600
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Idiot of the week
(Preview)
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Bobdown
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614
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what do animals think about Covid19 ?
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Sheffield-er
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602
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Drag Racing (could be rude for some)
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Tony Bev
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2
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832
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Dementia test
(Preview)
Your Yearly Dementia Test (only 4 questions) Yep, it's that time of year again for us to take our annual senior citizen test.... Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we grow older, it's important to keep mentally alert. If you don't use it, you lose it! Here is a very privat...
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798
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New Covid19 Cure, try it
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Southern Cruizer
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1
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606
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Service.
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600
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Cardiac surgeon.
(Preview)
Fred was having trouble in school. His teacher was always yelling at him, You're driving me crazy, Fred, cant you learn anything? One day Fred's mother came to school to check on how he was doing. ... The teacher told her honestly, that her son was simply a disaster, getting very low marks, and that she h...
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Possum3
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0
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567
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Mr Bean Video
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First jump start...........
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Bobdown
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468
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