Just Joking

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Ya know it's crook when they change the name.

Possum3 · Possum3

One hot summer night in 1960, Steve had his first date with Susie. He went to pick her up and her mum answered the door. She invited him in and asked him what they planned to do on their date. Steve replied that theyd probably see a movie then get a burger. Susies mum said: Well, Susie really likes to screw. S...

Possum3 · Possum3

One afternoon a Scotsman was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.. He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?" "We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat grass."...

Possum3 · Possum3

An older man went to his doctor complaining of aches and pains all over his body. After a thorough examination, the doctor gave him a clean bill of health. Youre in excellent shape for a 75-year-old man, he said. But Im afraid I cant make you any younger. Who asked you to make me younger? the man replied. Y...

JayDee · JayDee

The Importance of a Space A secretary got an expensive brand-named pen as a gift from her boss as a Christmas present. She sent him a 'Thank you note' by e-mail. The boss's wife read the e-mail and filed for divorce. The e-mail said: "Your penis wonderful and I enjoyed using it last night. It has an extrao...

Possum3 · Possum3

This old fella was celebrating 92 years on earth. He spoke to his toes. *"Hello toes.",* he said. *"How are you ?*You know, you are 92 today.* *Oh, the times we've had !* *Remember how we walked in the park, in the summer, every Sunday afternoon.* *The times we waltzed on the dance floor ? Happy Birthday t...

Bobdown · Bobdown

After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, British scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 200 years and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 150 years ago. Not to be outdone by the British, in the weeks that followed, an American archae...

Craig1 · Craig1

hope for us all

Possum3 · Possum3

1. My best mates and I played a game of hide and seek. It went on for hours... Well, good friends are hard to find. 2. Youre not completely useless, you can always serve as a bad example. 3. I broke my finger last week. On the other hand, Im okay. 4. Someone stole my Microsoft Office and theyre gonna pay. You h...

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Bobdown · Bobdown

The Y Chromosome... People born before 1946 are called -The Greatest Generation . People born between 1946 and 1964 are called -The Baby Boomers . People born between 1965 and 1979 are called -Generation X. And p...

Possum3 · Possum3

On a passenger flight, the pilot comes over the public address system as usual and to greet the passengers. He tells them at what altitude theyll be flying, the expected arrival time, and a bit about the weather, and advises them to relax and have a good flight. Then, forgetting to turn off the micropho...

Possum3 · Possum3

fourth-grade teacher was giving her students a lesson in logic. Here is the situation, she said. A man is standing up in a boat in the middle of a river, fishing. He loses his balance, falls in, and begins splashing and yelling for help. His wife hears the commotion, knows he cant swim, and runs down to th...

Possum3 · Possum3

An old man named George went for his annual check-up. He told the doctor that he felt fine, but often had to go to the bathroom during the night. Then he said: But you know Doc, Im blessed. God knows my eyesight is going, so he puts on the light when I pee, and turns it off when Im done! A little later in the day,...

Bobdown · Bobdown

Possum3 · Possum3

A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, 'Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots, But they only know how to say one thing.' 'What do they say?' the priest inquired. They say, 'Hi, we're hookers!... Do you want to have some fun?' That's obscene!' the priest exclaimed, Then he thought fo...

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fwdoz · fwdoz

A sprightly 101-year-old cattleman from Texas once told a young female neighbour that the secret of living a long life was to sprinkle a pinch of gunpowder on her oatmeal each morning. She did this religiously and lived to the ripe old age of 103. She left behind 14 children, 30 grandchildren, 21 great...

Possum3 · Possum3

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	Coronavirus (Preview) Ya know it's crook when they change the name.	skins	0	1394	09:33 PM Feb 1, 2020 by skins
	Dating (Preview) One hot summer night in 1960, Steve had his first date with Susie. He went to pick her up and her mum answered the door. She invited him in and asked him what they planned to do on their date. Steve replied that theyd probably see a movie then get a burger. Susies mum said: Well, Susie really likes to screw. S...	Possum3	0	1313	04:38 PM Feb 1, 2020 by Possum3
	Wealthy Scotsman (Preview) One afternoon a Scotsman was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.. He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?" "We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat grass."...	Possum3	0	1236	02:51 PM Jan 31, 2020 by Possum3
	Dr visit. (Preview) An older man went to his doctor complaining of aches and pains all over his body. After a thorough examination, the doctor gave him a clean bill of health. Youre in excellent shape for a 75-year-old man, he said. But Im afraid I cant make you any younger. Who asked you to make me younger? the man replied. Y...	Possum3	0	1579	02:53 PM Jan 30, 2020 by Possum3
	Always check your emails for errors. Especially like a space in right place. (Preview) The Importance of a Space A secretary got an expensive brand-named pen as a gift from her boss as a Christmas present. She sent him a 'Thank you note' by e-mail. The boss's wife read the e-mail and filed for divorce. The e-mail said: "Your penis wonderful and I enjoyed using it last night. It has an extrao...	JayDee	1	1633	10:46 AM Jan 30, 2020 by grahos
	92nd Birthday (Preview) This old fella was celebrating 92 years on earth. He spoke to his toes. "Hello toes.", he said. "How are you ?You know, you are 92 today.* Oh, the times we've had ! Remember how we walked in the park, in the summer, every Sunday afternoon. *The times we waltzed on the dance floor ? Happy Birthday t...	Possum3	0	1312	06:05 PM Jan 29, 2020 by Possum3
	Copper Wire (Preview) After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, British scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 200 years and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 150 years ago. Not to be outdone by the British, in the weeks that followed, an American archae...	Bobdown	0	1504	02:37 PM Jan 29, 2020 by Bobdown
	black panties (Preview) hope for us all	Craig1	0	1493	08:21 PM Jan 28, 2020 by Craig1
	Subtle. (Preview) 1. My best mates and I played a game of hide and seek. It went on for hours... Well, good friends are hard to find. 2. Youre not completely useless, you can always serve as a bad example. 3. I broke my finger last week. On the other hand, Im okay. 4. Someone stole my Microsoft Office and theyre gonna pay. You h...	Possum3	1	1495	07:48 PM Jan 28, 2020 by Bobdown
	For the Ex Coppers. (Preview)	Possum3	1	1202	04:00 PM Jan 28, 2020 by Stretch60
	I Confess. (Preview)	Possum3	0	1613	11:04 PM Jan 27, 2020 by Possum3
	Generation Y . (Preview) The Y Chromosome... People born before 1946 are called -The Greatest Generation . People born between 1946 and 1964 are called -The Baby Boomers . People born between 1965 and 1979 are called -Generation X. And p...	Bobdown	1	1454	04:05 PM Jan 27, 2020 by blissonwheels
	Coffee? (Preview) On a passenger flight, the pilot comes over the public address system as usual and to greet the passengers. He tells them at what altitude theyll be flying, the expected arrival time, and a bit about the weather, and advises them to relax and have a good flight. Then, forgetting to turn off the micropho...	Possum3	0	1452	10:54 PM Jan 26, 2020 by Possum3
	Logical. (Preview) fourth-grade teacher was giving her students a lesson in logic. Here is the situation, she said. A man is standing up in a boat in the middle of a river, fishing. He loses his balance, falls in, and begins splashing and yelling for help. His wife hears the commotion, knows he cant swim, and runs down to th...	Possum3	1	1475	08:54 PM Jan 26, 2020 by Chocoholic
	With God's help. (Preview) An old man named George went for his annual check-up. He told the doctor that he felt fine, but often had to go to the bathroom during the night. Then he said: But you know Doc, Im blessed. God knows my eyesight is going, so he puts on the light when I pee, and turns it off when Im done! A little later in the day,...	Possum3	0	759	04:53 PM Jan 26, 2020 by Possum3
	Secret to a long life...........lol (Preview)	Bobdown	0	965	04:41 PM Jan 26, 2020 by Bobdown
	Parrots. (Preview) A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, 'Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots, But they only know how to say one thing.' 'What do they say?' the priest inquired. They say, 'Hi, we're hookers!... Do you want to have some fun?' That's obscene!' the priest exclaimed, Then he thought fo...	Possum3	0	1164	03:21 PM Jan 25, 2020 by Possum3
	60's Music. (Preview)	Possum3	1	1314	01:57 PM Jan 25, 2020 by ConsumerMan
	The secret to a long life (Preview) A sprightly 101-year-old cattleman from Texas once told a young female neighbour that the secret of living a long life was to sprinkle a pinch of gunpowder on her oatmeal each morning. She did this religiously and lived to the ripe old age of 103. She left behind 14 children, 30 grandchildren, 21 great...	fwdoz	0	1016	11:47 AM Jan 25, 2020 by fwdoz
	Sunburn. (Preview)	Possum3	0	1031	10:40 AM Jan 25, 2020 by Possum3
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