An Australian entered a bar and stood beside a Scotsman.
Where are you from, mate? asked the Australian, after they had chatted for a while.
Im from the finest country in the whole wide world, said the Scotsman.
Are you? said the other. You have a damn funny accent for a Australian.
Possum; AKA:- Ali El-Aziz Mohamed Gundawiathan
Sent from my imperial66 typewriter using carrier pigeon, message sticks and smoke signals.
