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Law of averages
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First law of averages The average boy, is always growing Second law of averages The average man, at a certain age, will stop growing Third law of averages The average man, at a certain age, will revert to being a boy I must be at the third law of averages stage, as I have stopped growing upwards, and am n...
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Tony Bev
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Women.
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Possum3
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How do we use it?
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H.R.H.
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Prince Charles decided to take up walking every day. At the same street corner he passed a hooker standing there every day. He learned to brace himself as he approached her for what was almost certain to follow. "One hundred and fifty pounds!" she'd shout. "No! Five pounds!" He said from the side of his...
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Brownie points
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I found this somewhere on the net 20 years ago - nothing has changed :) ---- Brownie Points Explained ... For thousands of years, men have tried to understand the rules when dealing with women. I have it worked out. Finally, this merit/demerit guide will help you to understand just how it works. Rememb...
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Mike Harding
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Fowl language.
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-- Edited by Possum3 on Wednesday 12th of August 2020 10:43:11 AM
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Caution.
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Upsetting women.
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LITTLE JOHNNY (2)
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THE BIRDS AND THE BEES Little Johnny's father asks him if he knows about the birds and the bees. "I don't want to know!" Little Johnny says, bursting into tears. Confused, his father asks what's wrong. "Oh, Dad," Little Johnny sobs, "first, there was no Santa Claus, then no Easter Bunny, and finally,...
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Dad?
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LITTLE JOHNNY
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THE WAY YOU THINK Teacher: "Four crows are on the fence. The farmer shoots one. How many are left?" Little Johnny: "None." Teacher: "Listen carefully: Four crows are on the fence. The farmer shoots one. How many are left?" Little Johnny: "None." Teacher: "Can you explain that answer?" Little Johnn...
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Possum3
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Why we love children
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It was that time, during the Sunday morning service, for the children's sermon. All the children were invited to come forward. One little girl was wearing a particularly pretty dress and, as she sat down, the pastor leaned over and said, "That is a very pretty dress. Is it your Easter Dress?" The littl...
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Very nearly got there.............
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At the Dog Show, everything was going so well until...
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Bobdown
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Murphy's Law
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Mmmmm, some of this rings a bell...............
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Bobdown
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Mad Scotsman
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Beware the bagpipes and kilt..............
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Bobdown
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Under arrest.
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Credit Card.
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Golf
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A little middle middle aged couple were in bed together when the wife started thinking to herself about the future if something should happen to her.Darling, she said If I die, then hypothetically would you marry again?Oh no, replied her husband I could never do thatI wouldnt mind she said. It would b...
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rgren2
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Working from home
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Quite funny really.........
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Bobdown
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Melbourne people smuggling interstate via 'The Rip'
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Whenarewethere
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