Just Joking

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A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money. The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new makeup, buys several new outfits and...

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The song, The Purple People Eater tells the story of a strange creature, described as having one-eye, one-horned, and the ability to fly. The creature comes to Earth because it wants to join a rock n roll band. The premise of the song was said to have come from a joke told by Wooley's friends child. Woole...

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A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the zoo. Knowing that he could hop high, the zoo officials put up a ten metre fence. But the next morning he got out again, and was found roaming around the zoo. A twenty metre fence was put up. But again he got out. When the fence was forty metres high, a camel i...

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Two Crocodiles were sitting at the side of the River.The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, 'I can't understand how you can be so much bigger than m...e. We're the same age, we were the same size as kids - I just don't get it.' 'Well,' said the big Croc, 'what have you been eating?' 'Politicians...

Aus-Kiwi · Aus-Kiwi

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A local business was looking for office help. They put a sign in the window, stating the following: "Help Wanted. Must be able to type, must be good with a computer and must be bilingual. We are an Equal Opportunity Employer." A short time afterwards, a dog trotted up to the window, saw the sign and wen...

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I should not laugh at this, but I did

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine they lay down for the night, and went to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend awake. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see." Watson replied, "I see millions and million...

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An Australian entered a bar and stood beside a Scotsman. Where are you from, mate? asked the Australian, after they had chatted for a while. Im from the finest country in the whole wide world, said the Scotsman. Are you? said the other. You have a damn funny accent for a Australian.

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Photo by Trialee Jikipayinga Ah Mat.

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If only COLLINGWOOD PRESS RELEASEFollowing on from the Washington Redskins agreeing to relinquish the word Redskins from their title the Collingwood Football Club will delete Magpies from all nomenclature.This follows representation from Australian BLM that a Magpie is an ind...

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A woman ran a red traffic light and crashed into a man's car. Both cars are totalled , but amazingly neither driver was hurt. After both crawled out of their cars, the woman said, "Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should me...

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Rules for your Daughters Boyfriend , Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk, youd better be delivering a package, because youre sure as hell not picking anything up. Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. I...

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	Choosing a wife: (Preview) A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money. The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new makeup, buys several new outfits and...	Possum3	0	592	04:40 PM Jul 17, 2020 by Possum3
	Joke tuned to a song (Preview) The song, The Purple People Eater tells the story of a strange creature, described as having one-eye, one-horned, and the ability to fly. The creature comes to Earth because it wants to join a rock n roll band. The premise of the song was said to have come from a joke told by Wooley's friends child. Woole...	Possum3	14	1084	04:12 PM Jul 17, 2020 by Craig1
	Escapee. (Preview) A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the zoo. Knowing that he could hop high, the zoo officials put up a ten metre fence. But the next morning he got out again, and was found roaming around the zoo. A twenty metre fence was put up. But again he got out. When the fence was forty metres high, a camel i...	Possum3	0	554	01:53 PM Jul 17, 2020 by Possum3
	Victoria- The Covid State (Preview)	Bobdown	5	929	11:04 AM Jul 17, 2020 by Cassie63
	OOOPS! (Preview)	Possum3	0	504	10:28 AM Jul 17, 2020 by Possum3
	Feeding Crocodiles. (Preview) Two Crocodiles were sitting at the side of the River.The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, 'I can't understand how you can be so much bigger than m...e. We're the same age, we were the same size as kids - I just don't get it.' 'Well,' said the big Croc, 'what have you been eating?' 'Politicians...	Possum3	0	557	08:26 AM Jul 17, 2020 by Possum3
	Social distancing (Preview)	Aus-Kiwi	0	604	07:18 PM Jul 16, 2020 by Aus-Kiwi
	Help Wanted (Preview) A local business was looking for office help. They put a sign in the window, stating the following: "Help Wanted. Must be able to type, must be good with a computer and must be bilingual. We are an Equal Opportunity Employer." A short time afterwards, a dog trotted up to the window, saw the sign and wen...	Possum3	0	637	12:45 PM Jul 16, 2020 by Possum3
	Humorous/Silly Signs. (Preview)	Richie148	1	638	07:23 AM Jul 16, 2020 by Richie148
	Message from the police (Preview) I should not laugh at this, but I did	Tony Bev	2	765	09:09 PM Jul 15, 2020 by Tony Bev
	Today's funnies (Preview)	Bobdown	4	715	06:02 PM Jul 15, 2020 by Richie148
	Sherlock Holmes and Watson (Preview) Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine they lay down for the night, and went to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend awake. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see." Watson replied, "I see millions and million...	Richie148	0	493	03:22 PM Jul 15, 2020 by Richie148
	Aussie accent? (Preview) An Australian entered a bar and stood beside a Scotsman. Where are you from, mate? asked the Australian, after they had chatted for a while. Im from the finest country in the whole wide world, said the Scotsman. Are you? said the other. You have a damn funny accent for a Australian.	Possum3	0	638	01:36 PM Jul 15, 2020 by Possum3
	Border Guard NT style. (Preview) Photo by Trialee Jikipayinga Ah Mat.	Possum3	1	532	01:23 PM Jul 15, 2020 by Whenarewethere
	Christian. (Preview)	Possum3	0	513	11:46 AM Jul 15, 2020 by Possum3
	To do list. (Preview)	Possum3	0	549	10:09 PM Jul 14, 2020 by Possum3
	Collingwood Press release (Preview) If only COLLINGWOOD PRESS RELEASEFollowing on from the Washington Redskins agreeing to relinquish the word Redskins from their title the Collingwood Football Club will delete Magpies from all nomenclature.This follows representation from Australian BLM that a Magpie is an ind...	Craig1	0	525	05:30 PM Jul 14, 2020 by Craig1
	Modern Day Adam & Eve (Preview) A woman ran a red traffic light and crashed into a man's car. Both cars are totalled , but amazingly neither driver was hurt. After both crawled out of their cars, the woman said, "Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should me...	Possum3	0	739	04:08 PM Jul 14, 2020 by Possum3
	Why do you look in your pocket? (Preview)	Possum3	0	603	07:28 PM Jul 13, 2020 by Possum3
	Rules. (Preview) Rules for your Daughters Boyfriend , Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk, youd better be delivering a package, because youre sure as hell not picking anything up. Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. I...	Possum3	0	678	03:18 PM Jul 13, 2020 by Possum3
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