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Drunken mates.
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Two married mates are out drinking one night when one turns to the other. You know, I dont know what else to do. Whenever I go home after weve been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I take my shoes off before I go into the house...
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Possum3
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0
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851
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Nice guy
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One night, a daughter brought her boyfriend home to meet her parents. Upon first sight, the parents were astounded and appalled by his appearance - leather jacket, motorcycle boots, tattoos, and a pierced nose (and tongue they found out later at dinner). At a discreet time, the parents pulled the...
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Bobdown
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1048
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Teeth joke
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Bobdown
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0
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772
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Stolen Horse.
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Possum3
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987
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Touching balls.
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Possum3
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0
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773
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Eulogy?
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Possum3
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961
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Collingwood or hawthorn
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Craig1
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859
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The hat
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Murphy showed up at Mass one Sunday and the priest almost fell down when he saw him. He'd never been to church in his life. After Mass, the priest caught up with him and said, "Murphy, I am so glad ya decided to come to Mass. What made ya come?"Murphy said, "I got to be honest with you Father, a while back, I mi...
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rgren2
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799
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"Allo, Allo, Allo"
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An Irishman was walking home late at night and sees a woman in the dark shadows."'Twenty pounds,' she whispers. Murphy had never been with a hooker before, but decides what the hell, it's only twenty pounds. So they hid in the bushes. They're going 'at it' for a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes...
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Possum3
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774
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MY DADDY SLEEPS NAKED
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"Late again!" the third-grade teacher sternly said to little Robbie. "It ain't my fault this time, Miss Russell. You can blame this 'un on... my Daddy. The reason I'm three hours late is my Daddy sleeps naked!" Miss Russell had taught grammar school for 30-some-odd years. Despite her mounting fear...
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910
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Lost In Translation
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A friend went to Beijing recently and was given this brochure by the hotel. It is precious. She is keeping it and reading it whenever she feels depressed. Obviously, it has been translated directly, word for word from Mandarin to English. Getting There: Our representative will make you wait at the ai...
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Sarco Harris
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1075
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baker hires a new assistant who wears short skirt and thong
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Craig1
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1045
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I got lucky.
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I was a very happy man. My wonderful Italian girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me....It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight mini skirts, and generall...
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Possum3
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952
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Couple of funnies.
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play on words. -- Edited by oldphartz on Sunday 16th of February 2020 01:07:43 AM
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oldphartz
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890
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Flowers and a card for Valentines.
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I'm sure to be in her good books now.
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1
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870
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On the first day God created .........
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On the first day, God created the dog and said, "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you... a life span of twenty years." The dog said, "That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?" And God sa...
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Possum3
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943
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Technology
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Bobdown
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1
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758
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Invitation to a fishing trip
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be quick with your response
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Craig1
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752
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Not really a joke
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Nevd
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1
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840
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Seniorisms
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Bobdown
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