Just Joking

Bobdown · Bobdown

Being a fairly bright AND sometimes an intelligent person, I pondered over this for the good part of almost 10 minutes. I finally went into my old maths equations where "X" and "Y" were usually used in unknowns - until I finally conceded ignoble defeat and scrolled down without any grace whatever......

Bobdown · Bobdown

Quite frankly; the little four letter "F" word can be the ONLY word in the English language that accurately describes some situations . . . The word is 'FEAR,' of course!What in the world were you thinking?Sometimes - I worry about you .

Bobdown · Bobdown

Amazing, scary and time scene : LaserREAD THIS FIRST - Before Playing the Holographic Projection Utterly Amazing 9-sec Demonstration......THIS IS A HOLOGRAPHIC PROJECTION OF A WHALE. IT IS A PHOTOGRAPHIC PROCESS THAT PRODUCES IMAGES THANKS TO THE DIFFERENCES BETWEEN 2 LASER BEAMS.THESE IMA...

Bobdown · Bobdown

A lawyer writes a letter to his wife Janie... My Dear Janie, You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 57 years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you will not wrongly interpret t...

Bobdown · Bobdown

Ross638 · Ross638

Did you know that on the Canary Islands there are no canarys and its the same on the Virgin Islands, . . . . . . there are no canarys either !!! -- Edited by Ross638 on Thursday 1st of October 2020 08:43:21 AM -- Edited by Ross638 on Thursday 1st of October 2020 08:45:00 AM

Possum3 · Possum3

One crisp winter morning in Sweden, a cute little girl named Greta woke up to a perfect world, one where there were no petroleum products ruining the earth. She tossed aside her cotton sheet and wool blanket and stepped out onto a dirt floor covered with willow bark that had been pulverized with rocks....

Craig1 · Craig1

hope he is not crook?

Bobdown · Bobdown

Recoup · Recoup

The Scottish quatermaster who said to the pharmacist, "cud ye show us yer range of condoms please Laddie. The regiment 'r considering buying a new one" .

Magnarc · Magnarc

If J.S. Bach was to write his famous piece today, would it be called, Hair on a G string?????

Bobdown · Bobdown

I've always wondered if chickens communicated using foul language. Maybe only when they're egg cited. An invisible man married an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either. I didnt think the chiropractor would improve my posture. But I stand corrected. I took my new girlfriend...

Bobdown · Bobdown

More people hurting themselves..............only funny this time.

JayDee · JayDee

A man died and went to Heaven. As he stood in front of the Pearly Gates, hesaw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, 'What are all those clocks?' St. Peter answered, 'Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone who has ever livedon earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock move.' 'Oh'...

Craig1 · Craig1

https://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=Vpy5h5DId1k

Bobdown · Bobdown

If you have a good memory, lived on a farm or are used to camping you will know what I mean when you read todays Aussie Classic Poem. Poor old Granddad's passed away, cut off in his prime, He never had a day off crook - gone before his time, We found him in the dunny, collapsed there on the seat, A startle...

Bobdown · Bobdown

Never moved so quick..........

rgren2 · rgren2

Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end.He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled him out.When the Head...

Recoup · Recoup

Leshill · Leshill

Ouch

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	Algebra (Preview) *Being a fairly bright AND sometimes an intelligent person, I pondered over this for the good part of almost 10 minutes.* *I finally went into my old maths equations where "X" and "Y" were usually used in unknowns - until I finally conceded ignoble defeat and scrolled down without any grace whatever......*	Bobdown	5	1336	10:18 PM Oct 5, 2020 by Alijac
	The " F " word (Preview) Quite frankly; the little four letter "F" word can be the ONLY word in the English language that accurately describes some situations . . . The word is 'FEAR,' of course!What in the world were you thinking?Sometimes - I worry about you .	Bobdown	3	1807	07:43 PM Oct 5, 2020 by Alijac
	Not a Joke.....but good (Preview) Amazing, scary and time scene : LaserREAD THIS FIRST - Before Playing the Holographic Projection Utterly Amazing 9-sec Demonstration......THIS IS A HOLOGRAPHIC PROJECTION OF A WHALE. IT IS A PHOTOGRAPHIC PROCESS THAT PRODUCES IMAGES THANKS TO THE DIFFERENCES BETWEEN 2 LASER BEAMS.THESE IMA...	Bobdown	7	1054	07:00 PM Oct 5, 2020 by Alijac
	57 divided by 18.......... (Preview) A lawyer writes a letter to his wife Janie... My Dear Janie, You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 57 years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you will not wrongly interpret t...	Bobdown	2	992	05:36 PM Oct 5, 2020 by bilbo
	Some more cartoons (Preview)	Bobdown	4	1144	07:44 PM Oct 2, 2020 by orid
	The Islands (Preview) Did you know that on the Canary Islands there are no canarys and its the same on the Virgin Islands, . . . . . . there are no canarys either !!! -- Edited by Ross638 on Thursday 1st of October 2020 08:43:21 AM -- Edited by Ross638 on Thursday 1st of October 2020 08:45:00 AM	Ross638	0	1016	08:41 AM Oct 1, 2020 by Ross638
	Greta. (Preview) One crisp winter morning in Sweden, a cute little girl named Greta woke up to a perfect world, one where there were no petroleum products ruining the earth. She tossed aside her cotton sheet and wool blanket and stepped out onto a dirt floor covered with willow bark that had been pulverized with rocks....	Possum3	6	1296	12:43 PM Sep 29, 2020 by Greg 1
	where is Possum? (Preview) hope he is not crook?	Craig1	7	1242	06:37 PM Sep 28, 2020 by Tony Bev
	The Telephone........sad but true (Preview)	Bobdown	1	1474	04:39 PM Sep 27, 2020 by Warren-Pat_01
	Condoms (Preview) The Scottish quatermaster who said to the pharmacist, "cud ye show us yer range of condoms please Laddie. The regiment 'r considering buying a new one" .	Recoup	1	1280	05:22 PM Sep 25, 2020 by Craig1
	Music? (Preview) If J.S. Bach was to write his famous piece today, would it be called, Hair on a G string?????	Magnarc	0	1098	09:57 AM Sep 24, 2020 by Magnarc
	Dad Jokes (Preview) I've always wondered if chickens communicated using foul language. Maybe only when they're egg cited. An invisible man married an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either. I didnt think the chiropractor would improve my posture. But I stand corrected. I took my new girlfriend...	Bobdown	0	940	08:55 AM Sep 24, 2020 by Bobdown
	How's YOUR day going?? (Preview) More people hurting themselves..............only funny this time.	Bobdown	2	1047	07:14 AM Sep 24, 2020 by drtooheys
	Clocks in Heaven (Preview) A man died and went to Heaven. As he stood in front of the Pearly Gates, hesaw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, 'What are all those clocks?' St. Peter answered, 'Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone who has ever livedon earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock move.' 'Oh'...	JayDee	4	1289	08:07 PM Sep 23, 2020 by bgt
	2020 again (Preview) https://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=Vpy5h5DId1k	Craig1	0	1214	04:53 PM Sep 23, 2020 by Craig1
	Grandad's demise...........A fateful poem (Preview) If you have a good memory, lived on a farm or are used to camping you will know what I mean when you read todays Aussie Classic Poem. Poor old Granddad's passed away, cut off in his prime, He never had a day off crook - gone before his time, We found him in the dunny, collapsed there on the seat, A startle...	Bobdown	0	879	02:36 PM Sep 23, 2020 by Bobdown
	Nothing like having good friends (Preview) Never moved so quick..........	Bobdown	1	929	12:25 PM Sep 23, 2020 by Tony Bev
	The Institute (Preview) Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end.He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled him out.When the Head...	rgren2	0	898	08:27 AM Sep 23, 2020 by rgren2
	Police (Preview)	Recoup	0	1005	01:50 PM Sep 22, 2020 by Recoup
	Pepper spray (Preview) Ouch	Leshill	1	789	12:55 PM Sep 22, 2020 by rgren2
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