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It's Hot.
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Jack was living in the middle of the country during a heatwave.Its just too hot to wear clothes today, he complained to his wife as he stepped out of the shower. Honey, what do you think the neighbours would say if I mowed the lawn like this?His wife took a moment to look his body up and down.Finally she til...
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594
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Circumcised.
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923
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Baby food.
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A man was riding on a full bus minding his own buisiness when the gorgeous woman next to him started to breast feed her baby. The baby wouldn't take it so she said, "Cmon sweetie, eat it all up or I'll give it to this nice man next to us. " Five minutes later the baby was still not feeding, so she said, "Cmon, ho...
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527
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Fed up wives
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She thinks its funny........quite good
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Bobdown
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863
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Aunty Sharon
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The Moral of Auntie Sharon A teacher gave her class of 11 year olds an assignment: To get their parent to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories. Ashley said, 'My father's a farmer and we have a lot of egg-laying hens. One time we...
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Phillipn
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769
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Irish.
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Irish Mick, from Dublin, appeared on 'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire' and towards the end of the program had already won 500,000 Euros.__"You've done very well so far," said Chris Tarrant, the show's presenter, "but for a million euros you've only got one life-line left, phone a friend. Everything...
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653
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Don't Dig.
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An elderly man, whos living alone in Salisbury wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, since the ground was hard.His only son, Paul, who used to help him, is now in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:Dear Paul,I am feeling pretty...
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925
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Johnny again.
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Little Johnny comes home from Sunday school with a black eye.His father sees it and says, "Johnny, how many times do I have to tell you not to fight with the other boys?""But Dad, it wasn't my fault. We were all in church saying our prayers.We all stood up and my teacher in front of me had her dress in the cra...
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530
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Cheer up
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This pretty much condenses life into 79 seconds. If you don't see yourself in this video at least once, you must be living on another planet....
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Bobdown
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1022
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Mary.
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Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, Tell me, Mary, who created the universe? When Mary didnt stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. God...
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Mary.
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Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, Tell me, Mary, who created the universe? When Mary didnt stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. God...
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Highway Patrol.
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A highway policeman in the US was doing his rounds along the roads.During his shift, he pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. He glanced over at the driver and promptly did a double take! He was astounded to see that the woman behind the wheel was knitting!Realising she was oblivious to his fl...
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Sergeant Major.
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A crusty old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college.There was no shortage of extremely young idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation."Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious...
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The Five Second Rule - you lose if...
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You didn't see the shark within five seconds....
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Mike Harding
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trees are human- warningggg
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Craig1
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Morris and the Doctor
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Morris , an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical.A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Morris and said, 'You're really doing great, aren't you?'Morris replied, 'Just doing what y...
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fwdoz
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Dr exam
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When I was young, I decided I wanted to be a doctor, so I took the entrance exam to go to Medical School.One of the questions asked was to rearrange the letters PNEIS into the name of an important human body part which is most useful when erect.Those who answered SPINE are doctors today.The rest of us are p...
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oldbloke
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Mercedes AA class
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This was sent to me, I have no affiliation with the product, apart from laughing The vid is 2 minutes and 7 seconds, and in English
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Tony Bev
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Christmas Decorations.
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Really not meant to be a grinch, but.... for those of you who put Christmas lights / decorations in your garden: would you please avoid something that blinks RED and BLUE together?!?Everytime I come around the corner I think it's the police and I'm having a f # %!*@ panic attack.I need to brake hard, thr...
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Symbol of Democracy...a bit cheeky
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