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The Scotchman


A Scotchman is on a tour bus in the wilds of Canada. He looks out the bus window and spies a moose. He says to the tour guide in his broad scottish accent

"What type of animal is that?"

The tour guide says, "That is a moose"

"God almighty" says the scotchman, "How big are your rats?"



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