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GN table setting?
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Bob & Possum's Grey Nomad Christmas Do. misogynistic?
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Maybe we need more of these women on here.
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Pretty damn impressive women. Cheers Bob
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Logical.
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A 70-year-old woman chose to stay overnight in a costly hotel as a treat for her birthday.The morning following her stay, she was appalled when the desk worker gave her a bill for $250. She asked why the room charge was so high.Its a nice hotel, but the rooms certainly arent worth $250 for just an overnig...
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Porky Pig.
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COVID
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Ancestry Kit.
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Haven't you?
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745
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Censorship?
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643
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Warning to wowsers
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How was your drive home honey?
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Don't upset the wildlife......
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When animals attack, funny if you are not on the wrong end of it.
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Tough Cowboy.
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A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink.Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on strangers, which he was.When he finished his drink, he found his horse had been stolen. He went back into the bar, handily flipped his gun into the air, caught it above his head without e...
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563
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Podiatrist
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A man consulted a foot doctor, who advised him to put on a clean pair of socks each day for a week and then come back. The man returned a week later walking awkwardly.Where are your shoes? the doctor asked.Complained the man: I just couldnt get them on over all these socks.
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Happy.
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A woman in her late 30's was happily jumping unclothed on her bed and squealing with delight.Her husband watches her for a while then asks, Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look? Whats the matter with you?The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says, I dont care what you think. I just came from...
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Dangerous dog.
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Upon entering a little corner store, a man noticed a sign posted on the glass door saying: DANGER! BEWARE OF DOG!Inside, the man noticed a harmless old hound dog asleep on the floor beside the cash register.He asked the store manager: Is that the dog folks are supposed to beware of?Yep, thats him, he re...
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Clever Dog.
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A business was looking for office help. They put a sign in the window which stated the following: HELP WANTED. Must be able to type, have computer skills and be bilingual. We are an Equal Opportunity Employer.A dog trotted up to the window, saw the sign and went inside. He looked at the receptionist and...
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Oh well.
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The ministers six-year-old daughter had been so naughty during the week that her mother decided to give her the worst kind of punishment. She told her she couldnt go to the Sunday school picnic on Saturday.When the day came, her mother felt she had been too harsh and changed her mind.When she told the l...
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Kangaroo.
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A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the zoo.Knowing that he could hop high, the zoo officials put up a ten metre fence.But the next morning he got out again, and was found roaming around the zoo.A twenty metre fence was put up. But again he got out.When the fence was forty metres high, a camel i...
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Church bulletins........ for you know who.
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Those wonderful Church Bulletins! Thank God for church ladies with > > typewriters. These sentences (with all the BLOOPERS) actually > > appeared in church bulletins or were announced in church services: > > The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals. > > ---...
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Blonde.
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A blonde walks into a bank in London and asks to see the manager. She says she's going to Hong Kong on business for two weeks and needs to borrow £5,000.The manager says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Ferrari.The car is parked on the street in f...
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