A little three year old boy was sitting on a toilet.

His Mother decided he was taking to long, so she went to investigate.

Mother asked the Lad "What's the matter?"

Lad Replied, "I still haven't made Doody".

The young fellow then slapped himself on the top of the head.

Astonished the Mother asked "What did you do that for?".

The Lad replied "Well it works for the tomato sauce, Doesn't it?"